Kylie Jenner is freshly 18, yet her ass totally looks like a mid-20s instagram whore…who gets ass injections…to make herself more appealing at the Vegas pool parties…and clubs… We call it doing the Kim Kardashian, only those trashy instagram models, aspiring to be Kim Kardashian, have probably spent more time with Kim Kardashian than Kylie. I went to this the other day, the family is too big and self absorbed, that conversation is probably awkward and weird…especially since the mom is trying to turn this one into the new Kim…in body and shade of skin, as being the beige girl who fucks black guys has done amazing for them…they tried it with OJ’s daughter, Khloe Kardashian, but it didn’t work, because everyone assumed she was a the tranny in the family… Either way, she’s out there with this hip hop video vixen instagram model bootleg, but rich as fuck, body…and persona…so I guess it makes total sense that she’d facetune some booty pics for her FANS… I am glad the world is more flimsy than they used to be, less loyal, it gives me hope that there will be a move away from all this evil… Our fickle taste….should take us off instagram, facebook, and the Kardashians… It probably won’t happen, but in the meantime, Kylie and her plastic surgery have a roundish butt…good times… Here’s a video of Kylie… The post Kylie Jenner Posts Butt Shots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I scanned this video..the song is called “Same Old Love”…and I guess it was about Bieber coming inside her over and over again, until he hurt her feelings, and now her sisterhood, helmed by Taylor Swift, who I assume she has a backend piece of, unless Taylor Swift has a Piece of her backend, because she’s just that powerful and likes collection dolls in the form of models and her competition.. Either way, she released it Exclusively to apple, so I stole it, we can expect a lawsuit…something I’ve always dreamed of….all for posting fucking Selena Gomez video as a promo to her by laughing at her…for looking like a pudgy, doughy faced, Disney afterbirth… From my expert opinion, most of the videos are from her cleavage up…because I guess the rest of her is disgusting… Clever editing and lighting to look hot…remember when or if you have 1,000,000 dollar budget to make a narcissistic music video to sell your bullshit music…you’ll look good too…. I’m more interested in selfies…or snapchat videos of girls’ pussy you’d never expect to see….but see because you caught them on the right day… All this to say – AUDIO WARNING – MUTE THE SHIT…. TO SEE HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Selena GOmez has a New Shitty Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In the event you didn’t know or care….Bryan Adams, along with being a massive singing sensation from Canada, and really internationally, is also a creeper photographer who takes pics of babes for magazines and art galleries because he can…it’s like what else are you going to do sitting on your pile of money from commercial success…and the models you’re fucking and have nothing in common too relate to them on…it’s like they’re only there for the rockstar cock, and you’re only there for the model pussy…”Let’s shoot”… I like to think some of his best work is: But this Catherine McNeil, and Australian..she’s 23, she’s an Australian model….who has been modeling since she was 14…which would seem criminal if the photo studio was in my basement and the photographer was Roman Polanski…..which would probably explain why she’s a lesbian engaged to an MTV Australia VJ…sure lesbianism is fashionable…but I like to think it comes from a darker child molestation by Roman Polanski place…or if as a solid excuse for calling people faggots…”It’s ok, I fuck chicks, I get faggotism”…. Here’s the pics.. You can check out his photography HERE The post Catherine McNeil Full Frontal in Zoo Magazine #48 Bryan Adams of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know it’s hard to keep up with all the Victoria’s Secret hotties out there — I can barely keep track of them all, and it’s my job. But in my professional opinion, Lily Donaldson here is one of the hottest Angels out there right now. Here she is showing off some sweet tongue action for the cameras at the Louis Vuitton Series 3 Gala during London Fashion Week, and I bet you’re not going to have any trouble remembering Lily after this. Because I don’t know about you, but this image is going to be burned into my brain for at least the next 30-45 seconds. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Here’s model Shanina Shaik in a bikini catalog photoshoot….for some bikini company…because I guess they are fucking idiots and feel the need to overpay some bitch no one cares about…because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model to wear their fucking bikinis…like she fucking matters because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model…when the end result is the equivalent to EVERY SINGLE PICTURE ON INSTAGRAM… Girls who aren’t Victoria’s Secret models are doing the exact same quality photoshoot with an iphone on the beach….and it costs them nothing… Not 10,000 dollars a day for model 10,000 dollars for photographer and expenses of 100k for the crew and travel to exotic places… It’s like companies just feel like burning money, to produce the same photo I’ve seen 1000 times…and it makes no sense and if anything, it just makes these idiot models like Shanina think she’s important, when she’s nothing, garbage…etc…even though she probably fucks rich guys thanks to brands like Victoria’s Secret endorsing her and rich guys loving that… I can think of better campaigns or ways to spend your marketing money, Just give it to charity and take the fucking pics with your iphones you fucking idiots…NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE PICS, THIS MODEL…ANYTHING BUT THEMSELVES… But I’ll post them anyway… The post Shanina Shaik in a Bikini Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nina Agdal is one of the less interesting models around… She’s hardly even a model, she’s don’t Sports Illustrated, who fucking cares… I mean other than 1,000,000 lowest common denominators… I am going to assume she’s made very little money for modelling, under 100k a year, yet she’s as famous as top models…while her real revenue stream, like all models, is rich guys…who don’t realize shes got Downs Syndrome because they’re high and drunk.. Well, she’s decided to draw attention to herself in underwear of outerwear..and I guess a retard would forget to put clothes on after being distracted by anything from a butterfly to rocks on the street corner it wants to smash together over and over while rocking back and forth… Only it’s not that bad…and more a reminder that most girls should forget their clothes…it makes them matter more than they do.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nina Agdal’s Lingerie as Outerwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Willa Holland is Steven Spielberg’s God Daughter, who got into acting because she’s Steven Spielberg’s God Daughter….her stepfather, and you know we like stepdaughters, is Brian de Palma, making me assume her mom was some kind of aspiring actress before they were called instagram models.. Well, in being an “artist”…as everyone with no soul aspires to be…because “art”…is substance…she’s become a photographer and posts her “art” photography…but I guess that wasn’t controversial enough..so she posted a pic she took riding some dude’s face… Now – I don’t know if this is WIlla Holland, they are saying it was uploaded to her instagram then deleted, and there is a nerd debate going on about it, because her fans are nerds into comic book shit, and/or the OC… It would make sense for a self portrait in an art college…and uploading it to instagram loving it, only to realize the backlash from friends, family and management, and or designed to generate buzz to promote a new project she’s involved in…then deleting it…just makes sense to me.. I am not a forsenic, celebrity nudity nerd…so I have no idea…if this is Willa Holland or not, but these pics are from her instagram, less interesting, but still good enough, because #art. The post Willa Holland May Be Sitting on a Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Willa Holland is Steven Spielberg’s God Daughter, who got into acting because she’s Steven Spielberg’s God Daughter….her stepfather, and you know we like stepdaughters, is Brian de Palma, making me assume her mom was some kind of aspiring actress before they were called instagram models.. Well, in being an “artist”…as everyone with no soul aspires to be…because “art”…is substance…she’s become a photographer and posts her “art” photography…but I guess that wasn’t controversial enough..so she posted a pic she took riding some dude’s face… Now – I don’t know if this is WIlla Holland, they are saying it was uploaded to her instagram then deleted, and there is a nerd debate going on about it, because her fans are nerds into comic book shit, and/or the OC… It would make sense for a self portrait in an art college…and uploading it to instagram loving it, only to realize the backlash from friends, family and management, and or designed to generate buzz to promote a new project she’s involved in…then deleting it…just makes sense to me.. I am not a forsenic, celebrity nudity nerd…so I have no idea…if this is Willa Holland or not, but these pics are from her instagram, less interesting, but still good enough, because #art. The post Willa Holland May Be Sitting on a Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve done a couple posts on this blonde hottie Alexis Ren by now, but I think this latest beach shoot of hers might just be her hottest one yet. Now I know a few of you might be wondering how I can possibly determine something like that, and actually, I have a very scientific method for keeping track. See, I time how long it takes for my pants to come off, and it looks like Alexis and I just set a new record. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I’m being kicked out of another Starbucks… Some people apparently just don’t appreciate science. Continue reading →
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