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Amy Schumer Kim K Publicity Stunt of the Day

I don’t like Amy Schumer because she’s not cute…but I guess she’s made the right jokes in her career, that allowed her to become relatively famous and break down the wall that you’d expect her to face, based on her looks alone…I mean bitch better be funny as fuck, while looking like this…and still getting on TV…just wouldn’t make sense if she wasn’t… Maybe I just don’t like female comedians, because girls just can’t be funny, or because their jokes are always about sucking dick and I am more into getting my dick sucked than listening to girls mock sucking dick… She’s been getting a lot of press, hosting shitty award shows…she’s relevant…she’s current…she is the new Whiteney Cummings, who you probably wouldn’t really want to cum on, but would…because you were drunk and it was late at night… Now she’s throwing herself in front of the Kanye and Kim…mocking them by pretedning they are GODS or some shit…and the whole thing is made better with Kim K tits… Here’s the video… I am more into the paparazzi stepping on Kim K’s dress… @TeamKanyeDaily @KimKardashian @LordPeezy pic.twitter.com/FcdGlUSZnA — Antonio Perez (@IAmYeezy77) April 21, 2015 But I’m really more into Kim K getting pissed on by black dudes…why hasn’t that sex tape been released yet? Here are her tits… The post Amy Schumer Kim K Publicity Stunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Moss for Vogue of the Day

Kate Moss must be promoting something, or maybe she’s preparing to retire / die of HIV or any other drug and alcohol party girl who fucked every dirty famous person, who probably has AIDS… Because she’s fucking everywhere, and I’m not complaining because even if her life of Luxury and exclusive parties have left her vagina old, a mom, ravaged, possibly diseased…I would still bury my face in it…until the end of fucking time…because to me she is perfect… Even at 40, which is 400 in model years…there’s something about her, her willingness to show her tits…her hot little body…that I find inspiring… She’s a fucking legend, who at one time huffed coke on the internet…and didn’t give a shit because models huff coke people… She’s dated so man questionable dudes…but has been amazing throughout… And most importantly, she’s been a trophy mother, by traveling the world without her kid, you know to keep her out of the limelight while mummy goes to have fun… I am a fan….and here she is in Vogue because she was a model before instagram… The post Kate Moss for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski in One of her Final Campaigns of the Day

The nice thing with the internet is that it builds these worthless idiots up into thinking that they matter…all because it opens up a few doors to rich dudes and casting directors and decision makers…I’m assuming Ben Afleck, David Fincher, Robin Thick, and Kanye West…and now possibly Zac Effron…who say “I want to fuck the tits in that blurred lines video”…so they give her a job in whatever they are doing, everyone wins…until she’s left in the dust as the decision makers go onto fuck other instagram models… Yes…Emrata and what I assume are fake tits, despite how committed she is to proving they are not fake tits….was the one nude low level model who managed to crossover to the mainstream… But there is no way she’s going to last, there are too many Emily Ratajkowski’s in the world…all interchangeable..so like so many stripper whores before her, I hope she saved up her money, or at least found a rich dude with low self esteem to support her because she was the tits in that blurred lines video… She’s got zero star power…but she has tits…and this instagram 5 minutes of relevance shit should fucking end…in a few minutes… Until that happens, here she is in a campaign she probably made 50,000 dollars doing…She’s really not that hot…I mean I get the Angelina Jolie bootleg, bargain basement at the Church Bazaar…vibe….but she’s not the real deal…even if she’s playing make-belief and thinks she is…I can guarantee that no one fucking cares about her or her secondary hollywood acting roles..that if she’s lucky will lead to playing the “hot girl”…like Alba, Tara Reid and the other talentless hacks before her…but I don’t even think she’d amount to that… But she does have a great monobrow…and she has done a lot of modeling for someone who is 5 foot 4 and not a model…all while proving the internet can create viral fucking jokes… The post Emily Ratajkowski in One of her Final Campaigns of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski in One of her Final Campaigns of the Day

The nice thing with the internet is that it builds these worthless idiots up into thinking that they matter…all because it opens up a few doors to rich dudes and casting directors and decision makers…I’m assuming Ben Afleck, David Fincher, Robin Thick, and Kanye West…and now possibly Zac Effron…who say “I want to fuck the tits in that blurred lines video”…so they give her a job in whatever they are doing, everyone wins…until she’s left in the dust as the decision makers go onto fuck other instagram models… Yes…Emrata and what I assume are fake tits, despite how committed she is to proving they are not fake tits….was the one nude low level model who managed to crossover to the mainstream… But there is no way she’s going to last, there are too many Emily Ratajkowski’s in the world…all interchangeable..so like so many stripper whores before her, I hope she saved up her money, or at least found a rich dude with low self esteem to support her because she was the tits in that blurred lines video… She’s got zero star power…but she has tits…and this instagram 5 minutes of relevance shit should fucking end…in a few minutes… Until that happens, here she is in a campaign she probably made 50,000 dollars doing…She’s really not that hot…I mean I get the Angelina Jolie bootleg, bargain basement at the Church Bazaar…vibe….but she’s not the real deal…even if she’s playing make-belief and thinks she is…I can guarantee that no one fucking cares about her or her secondary hollywood acting roles..that if she’s lucky will lead to playing the “hot girl”…like Alba, Tara Reid and the other talentless hacks before her…but I don’t even think she’d amount to that… But she does have a great monobrow…and she has done a lot of modeling for someone who is 5 foot 4 and not a model…all while proving the internet can create viral fucking jokes… The post Emily Ratajkowski in One of her Final Campaigns of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Erin Heatherton Crotch Shot of the Day

Here is the pussy, in a bikini bottom, that Leonardo DiCaprio once fucked and even claimed to have dated, even though he dates all the models, it is kind of his thing… I assume it’s tough for him to get pussy, seeing as he’s Leonardo DiCaprio, rich as fuck, rumored to have a massive cock, and all girls are aware of what dating him does for a model’s career ….. He’s probably paid by Victoria’s Secret to help launch their new stars into the limelight….as if they are just an escort agency to the stars…which they probably are…. I personally don’t think she’s all that great to look at…but I’ll look at any pussy definition in a bikini bottom… Whether it was destroyed by Leo’s big cock or not… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Erin Heatherton Crotch Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nadine Leopold Models Lingerie of the Day

Nadine Leopold is some Austrian model, like Hitler, only probably more into killing fat girl self esteem with her celebrated skinny body, than killing Jewish people. You know all about the unrealistic body image and getting paid for it, instead of being about an aryan race and killing people off to make that Aryan race….but I guess being an elitist, top tier woman who I’ve never heard of is probably just as bad…and I’m only saying that because she’ll never have sex with me… She’s the face or body of some lingerie company, these are the pics, they bore me, as all this shit bores me, but one day I may get excited by this shit, and that’s why I keep going.. The post Nadine Leopold Models Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gisele Topless for Chanel of the Day

I am pretty sure that Gisele is making a couple of million dollars for being this year’s face and I guess body for Chanel…which means that these topless pics cost Chanel millions of dolllars to get…which is pretty bad business considering I know at least 100 girls who would have got more than just topless, even spread vagina for Chanel number 5, which really would be appropriate…considering what better use of perfume than to hose down some whore pussy… Either way, Gisele is kind of a man, so paying her anything to be topless is just insanity…and why people bother with these models is beyond me…with a million dollars of marketing budget…I could easily steal it and move to a third world country….and produce a campaign down there for 20 dollars and goat for the brand…but I guess that’s not the vibe they are going for…yet this boring ass pic is…not that it is an ass pic…Tom Brady probably wishes it was, because the second he gets the prosthetic balls on her…he can cum… The post Gisele Topless for Chanel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes Rocks the One-Piece of the Day

Doutzen Kroes, ex Victoria’s Secret model, who was recently fired and mom of Two…who doesn’t need to worry about money…because she’s rich and with some DJ you know probably fucks college girls around the world…every chance he gets…not becuase he’s black, but because raves are mainstram and college girls love that shit…. She is probably going through some kind of crisis now that her contract wasn’t renewed…because she’s been calling the paparazzi, and now posting pics of her in one-pieces…like she’s some kind of bikini expert thanks to showing up on set sometimes… I assume she was the last wave of Victoria’s Secret models who will make actual money, thanks to the internet and these insta hoes being inexpensive for their huge following…which is what these brands want… So now she’s forced to figure shit out…and she’s doing it in one pieces…and that’s ok..because Milk filled tits are good…in one-pieces… The post Doutzen Kroes Rocks the One-Piece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bar Refaeli Still Models of the Day

Bar Refaeli is old, tired, expired… But these pictures are lit well, shot well, and photoshopped well, so that you can’t see the years of being in the sun / being cummed on by Leonardo DiCaprio back when he first invested in the Victoria’s Secret model program… She’s pretty much disappeared, she went back to Israel to let her big tits take a breather from the hard life of luxury she was living…and I guess those batteries are recharged, she’s back in the game, and she’s older…richer…still getting sleazy for the tail end of her career…make that money… The post Bar Refaeli Still Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Violet Grey of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is one of my favorite models, I don’t really know why because I am not a balding dude who likes the idea of a girl who is into my people provided they are rich and famous… You know because she dates a rich and famous bald guy… I guess I am into her because she’s a fucking babe, was a nude model turned MEGAN FOX, by replacing MEGAN FOX In a shitty movie…who went back to being a nude model… All while being from the UK, and that alone made her glamourous, like Kate Moss…who could rail lines of meth off a rockstars cock in a 5 star hotel and you’d like “model”…not gutter whore… I’m a fan…and these pics for Vioet Grey are a fucking win… This is what she had to say in her interview…if you are into that kind of thing… On Her Very First Nude Photoshoot: “I had just started modeling,” she says. “I was in London, and it was a different time. I honestly think I was a lot more free when I was younger. Kate Moss was my favorite supermodel; she set the standard in terms of nudity as fashion and art. I think being comfortable in one’s skin is the most attractive quality a girl can have. Beauty for me is about a good workout routine — that and a signature scent, preferably one that smells like a garden rose.” On The Business of Being “Rosie”: “I believe who you surround yourself with is a reflection of yourself. There’s a quote I have always liked by Will Rogers: ‘It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute’” On her Career Ambitions: “Being a model, being an actress—it’s not decided by you. You’re chosen. You’re cast, and that’s fantastic, of course. There is always a sense of pride when you make the cut, but there has always been a big part of me that wants to make things happen for myself. I’d like to get myself into a position where I’m starting something on my own. That’s my focus for this year.” Here are some of the pics… The post Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Violet Grey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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