Emmanuelle Chriqui is another one of these Canadians, turned American for the sake of their bullshit acting career, that I don’t think really went anywhere that amazing, but that I do know it got her on Entourage and all the bros fucking love Entourage…. Since Entourage, I haven’t seen much of her, but she’s starting to make a comeback, slowly…by using social media bikini pics…a strategy we know way too many girls use…. Only instead of being a straight up whore about it…she’s posting it alongside words of wisdom… When I stand, looking out into the world and reflect on what’s important, I realize that it’s our shared experience. My heart goes out to all the voices in nature that fall on deaf ears. Our world becomes lonely as we pollute our oceans; as species become extinct. We must come together, not only for each other, but for the health of marine wildlife. They need us to listen and be compassionate. I’m donating my money to lonelywhale.com to help the plight of whales and our oceans. I don’t know about you, but I like my side tit cleavage pics on the beack to come with inspirational speeches…it just makes it seem like they serve a greater purpose than just saying “look at my tits”… The post Emmanuelle Chriqui Inspirational Bikini Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a pretty amazing shoot for TREATS! by a photographer named Serge Lee, of a girl named Ekaterina Zueva, which sounds pretty local to LA, where treats is based, I mean if you were to factor in all the hot as fuck mail order brides that have been shipped over here with dreams of becoming famous models….not that I know anything about Ekaterina Zueva, for all I know she could be from Jersey and her dad could be an engineer and she may not even be a Russian who managed to escape a fate of being a web cam model, working the sex trade, thanks to either being tall enough or rich enough to buy US citizenship of her own… It doesn’t mater, what matters is that she’s got the right idea on how to really launch her career. You know being a model is hard, competitive and there are so many millions of girls who are just more connected or focused…or even already working… So the key is to bring out the big guns, show the world you want to win, by getting naked in artistic shots, that as long as they are black and white and in an erotic art magazine, are not actually doing porn… It’s such great logic…because as of today, I now know who Ekaterina Zueva is…..and I want to be her friend. The post Ekaterina Zueva for Serge Lee of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
According to Wiki, supermodel Samantha Hoopes is 24-years old. Now I’m not one to judge a girl who I probably have no chance with, but there is no way Sam is 24. She looks mid 30s. Now I understand it’s important for models to be young and all, but don’t piss in my cornflakes and tell me it’s milk. Nonetheless, Sam is one hot cougar! » view all 16 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez are very very popular….so it only makes sense that they would hang out together…I mean I am just surprised they don’t have every other it-girl they hang out with in this picture. You know the Jenners, Cara Delevingne, some Victoria’s Secret models, Bieber and whoever the fuck else makes up the new generation of Hollywood and entertainment… I know in my core that these people are all a bunch of sluts, whoring their way through life and making lots of money for lots of people so that their team products everything about them…illuminati… They drink, they fuck, they do drugs…they are rich as fuck, what do you expect…and I guess we hope that they turn to fucking each other for cheap thrils…at least when posing in pics like that..because it makes the whole storyline way more fun…. The post Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez Eroica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I call any girl who doesn’t look like an actual model a hipster model. It is interchangeable with Instragram model, but with less followers, because the photoshoots they put together are more on a school project, doing it for practice, pretending it is art kick, than for an actual brand or campaign. It is like the soul purpose of these shoots is for Instagram and Tumblr, and it amazes me how obnoxious people are when peddling these out there with the “Shoot today, shooting today”…it’s like no you aren’t, your friend is taking pics of you for instagram because you have nothing better to do with your time thanks to your fucking trust fund…. The good thing is, a lot of these girls get that the key for their self produced shoots to go anywhere is getting naked or half naked…because it’s edgy and art…right.. I guess what it comes down to is that this is the future, real models and actors don’t matter…motherfucker..it is all about you.. Her name is Heather…you can follow her on INSTAGRAM …I suggest telling her you want to be her manager…or agent…you’ll probably get a blowjob out of it…and we all like blowjobs….especially from aspiring models. The post Hipster in a River of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I call any girl who doesn’t look like an actual model a hipster model. It is interchangeable with Instragram model, but with less followers, because the photoshoots they put together are more on a school project, doing it for practice, pretending it is art kick, than for an actual brand or campaign. It is like the soul purpose of these shoots is for Instagram and Tumblr, and it amazes me how obnoxious people are when peddling these out there with the “Shoot today, shooting today”…it’s like no you aren’t, your friend is taking pics of you for instagram because you have nothing better to do with your time thanks to your fucking trust fund…. The good thing is, a lot of these girls get that the key for their self produced shoots to go anywhere is getting naked or half naked…because it’s edgy and art…right.. I guess what it comes down to is that this is the future, real models and actors don’t matter…motherfucker..it is all about you.. Her name is Heather…you can follow her on INSTAGRAM …I suggest telling her you want to be her manager…or agent…you’ll probably get a blowjob out of it…and we all like blowjobs….especially from aspiring models. The post Hipster in a River of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sarah Stage is a 30-year old model who lives in Los Angeles and who is 8 months pregnant with her first child. But you’d never know it based on the following Instagram photos. The impending mother sent shockwaves through the Internet today when she posted a handful of pictures that claimed to show off her growing belly. “Eek officially 81/2 months… And he’s now 5lbs ?? #34weeks,” Stage captioned one of the following selfies, neither of which make her look like someone about to give birth. “I legit look like this right now after eating a bowl of soup,” one Instagram user wrote in response to the jarring images, while another added: “She needs to feed that baby instead of worrying how to keep her figure.” Stage, who posed in Playboy a couple years ago and then sued the magazine for back wages, didn’t respond directly to the criticism. But she did share an Instagram picture that pretty much speaks for itself: We’d have to image Tess Holliday would agree with that. According to the Mayo Clinic, meanwhile, “there’s no one-size-fits-all approach to pregnancy weight gain. How much weight you need to gain depends on various factors, including your pre-pregnancy weight and body mass index (BMI). ” Still… WOW! Can you believe Sarah Stage is over 8 months pregnant?!? 27 Beautiful Celebrity Baby Bumps 1. Kristin Cavallari Baby Bump Selfie View Photo Kristin Cavallari looks really cute with her baby bump in this selfie. Don’t you agree? 2. Jenelle Evans Baby Bump at the Gym View Photo Jenelle Evans just posted this gym-themed baby bump pic on the Internet. Because obviously. 3. Kim Zolciak Baby Bump Photo View Photo That is some baby bump, Kim Zolciak! This reality star is expecting twins. 4. Lisa D’Amato Baby Bump View Photo Lisa D’Amato shows off her baby bump in this photo. The reality star gave birth in September 2013. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. 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Shakira Baby Bump View Photo Shakira reveals her baby bump in this Twit pic. We wish she’d reveal more! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Holly Madison Baby Bump Photo View Photo Holly Madison is happy about being pregnant. How do we know? Look here! 14. Amber Rose Baby Bump Pic View Photo Amber Rose is pregnant, in case you didn’t know that. Here is Twitter-based proof. 15. Tori Spelling Baby Bump View Photo Kiss this baby bump goodbye! Tori Spelling gave birth to her third child in October 2011. 16. Gwen Stefani Selfie View Photo Gwen Stefani has snapped this selfie of her and her baby bump. She’s getting close, people! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Snooki Baby Bump Photograph View Photo Snooki’s baby bump is here on display for pregnancy #2. Check that piece out. 18. Christina Aguilera Baby Bump Photo View Photo A cute photo of Christina Aguilera’s baby bump. She is seen here with fiance Matt Rutler. 19. An Unusual Baby Bump View Photo Okay, that’s just strange. 20. Tila Tequila Baby Bump, Boobs View Photo That is Tila Tequila’s baby bump and those are her boobs. She posted this photo to Instagram. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Kelly Rowland Baby Bump View Photo Yup, Kelly Rowland is pregnant. Check out her baby bump! 22. Christina Aguilera Baby Bump Pic View Photo Hello there, baby bump! Christina Aguilera has made it clear that she’s expecting. 23. Hayden Panettiere Pregnant Bikini Photo View Photo Hayden Panettiere is having a boy. OMG. At least that’s what we’re assuming. 24. Vanessa Lachey View Photo Vanessa Lachey is baby bumping in this photo. Yes, she’s expecting another baby! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Hayden Panettiere Baby Bump Pic View Photo Say hello to Hayden Panettiere’s baby bump. The actress posted this revealing photo to her Twitter account. 26. Kourtney Kardashian: Naked for DuJour! View Photo Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant and not wearing any clothing at all for DuJour Go ahead and 27. Marisa Miller Baby Bump View Photo Nice baby bump, Marisa Miller! The model announed that her second child will be a boy via this pretty picture. The End. Up Next: ” 27 Beautiful Celebrity Baby Bumps .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Chanel West Coast is one of those Iggy Azalea, Charli XCX, white female rappers with a fat ass who no one really cares about, except maybe for 15 year old suburban girls who hang out at their local mall…only unlike the other two, this one hasn’t quite hit famous yet…but she’s trying and I guess not hard enough..because she’s from LA, those other bitches are imports…she’s been on TV, those other bitches just sucked the right cock…not to say Chanel West Coast hasn’t sucked the right cock…but based on her record sales she hasn’t…. I don’t know all that much about her, maybe she’s super fucking famous, I didn’t really bother googling her and all I’ve said is speculative. But I will say that based on my knowledge of all things…a good place to try to fix the gaping hole in her career is that when she does hot shoots like this…she doesn’t photoshop out her nipple. Guys like nipples, girls like nipples, everyone has shown their fucking nipples, and those who don’t just can’t be taken seriously or seen as committed to the cause…especially with an ass like this..I mean it’d be so easy to transition over…so should really work on that…unless she was born without nipples, or had them surgically removed like Angelina Jolie…and these nippleless pics are just how her alien tits were designed….in which case…weird… The post Chanel West Coast Has No Nipples While She Models Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s 2014 Playboy Playmate of the Year Kennedy Summers showing off a few of the moves that have helped make her one of my new favorite bikini models. Now I know some people prudes might complain that this picture is too suggestive, but come on, isn’t this how everybody drinks from a water bottle? It isn’t? Huh. No wonder I’ve been getting so many weird looks at the gym. Photos: Fameflynet
As you guys know, I’m a big fan of Julia Pereira , the hottest swimsuit models/swimsuit designer out there and one of my current favorites. So here she is showing off her latest designs for Latina.com during International Swim Fashion Week in Curaçao. There’s even a video of Julia telling the site a few of her favorite things. I noticed they didn’t have a category for “favorite blogger,” but I’m guessing they’re probably saving that million dollar question for the follow-up.
