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Kendall Jenner Is A Sexy Streetwalker

I was too distracted by checking out Kendall Jenner ‘s booty in leather pants to notice at first, but now that my eyes have finally made it up all the way, I’m pretty sure that Kendall’s got her shirt on backwards here. And I thought big-name fashion models were supposed to know how to dress . Oh well. Chalk it up to a rookie mistake. » view all 13 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Michelle Rodriguez in a White Bikini of the Day

I don’t really hate Michelle Rodriguez or her Monkey-Like ways. I think she looks like a lot of fun, always in a bikini, smoking weed, fucking models, partying…seems like a good life to me… I mean sure she’s ape-like, and dyke-like, and not really something I have ever or will ever jerk off to…. But when she’s in her white bikini, in flippers, looking ridiculous, I can’t help but smile because I fucking love white bikinis, especially when they are wet…but because the picture is silly…and silly is magical for our souls…so here’s tank of a girl, keeping things light…right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Selena Gomez And Gigi Hadid Make A Great Pair

I never knew that Selena Gomez and one of my new favorite models GiGi Hadid were friends before, but here they are ringing in the New Year together and kicking off 2015 right: by giving me one hell of a lesbian fantasy to take into the new year. In fact, I know it’s only Day 2 of 365, but I think we might as well call it right now. Because I just don’t see how it’s getting any better than this. So ladies and gentlemen, here’s your official frontrunner for Fantasy of the Year. Enjoy.

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Kat Torres’ Sweet New Years Booty

See, now this is why Kat Torres is quickly becoming one of my new favorite models. Because first she gave us a sexy Christmas shoot , and now the Brazilian hottie did an even hotter New Years-themed photoshoot. So forget the ball dropping in Times Square, I think it’s about time we made a new annual tradition: new Kat booty pictures dropping on this site. Now that’s something actually worth popping open a bottle of champagne for. Enjoy. Photos: Fameflynet

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Lady Victoria Hervey Nipple Slip in a Bikini of the Day

It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Lady Victoria Hervey, who I’ve never heard of, but who is showing nipple and goes by the name Lady, which sounds fancy…like a stripper name, Royal…because she probably is a Royal, but we can never be too sure these days, since everyone is a trashy, exhibitionist slag…and thank god for that… Happy New Year. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Models for Vogue Brazil of the Day

It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like these models who will never have sex with you, unless you have a a lot of money, even though they are models you’ve probably never heard of, because you’re pathetic and browsing the internet on New Years Eve…because your real life bores you and you’re looking for something interesting…anything interesting…to distract you from your hell… The models are: Amanda Wellsh, Aline Weber, Thairine Garcia, Laís Ribeiro, & Caroline Trentini The magazines is Vogue Brazil January 2015. Happy New Year….

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Woman Can’t Find Her Gas Cap

I’ve seen a lot of dumb things running this site over the years — like people calling Kim Kardashian a “celebrity” — but I’m pretty sure this video qualifies as one of the dumbest things of all-time. It’s a woman who can’t seem to figure out how to get her gas cap lined up with the pump. And you guys might laugh, but I get it. I go through the same thing trying to convince models to date me. It’s always the same result, no matter how many different ways I try. Oh well. Hopefully we’ll both have better luck in 2015. Happy New Year, everybody.

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Meet Bikini Model Kristina Sofia

Is it just me or do the beaches seem to be overflowing with hot no-name models lately? Either way, I want to introduce you guys to another up-and-coming hottie I just found:  Kristina Sofia . According to my sources, it turns out that in addition to being a professional bikini model, the super-cute Aussie is also an aspiring actress. Which is great news, because I’m still trying to cast the lead in my upcoming sex tape  totally legitimate film project. There’s no lines, but I can promise some great exposure. And after these shots, I think Kristina would be perfect for the part. Photos: Fameflynet

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Caroline Vreeland’s Tits Do Christmas Late of the Day

Caroline Vreeland is someone I’ve been following on instagram since I started MY FIRST INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT BEFORE HAVING IT DELETED 4 TIMES YEARS AGO She’s an aspiring singer, possibly a fixtue in the LA thing, a girl with a rockin’ set of massive tits who once auditioned for American Idol but never made it, and who now runs around with boyfriend being silly, with her set of massive fucking tits, tits that even if you’re not a tit guy, you’ll love….and now she’s the “left of the cutting room floor”…for LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT , but who was restored when they decided to run the advent until New Years Eve….which is pretty much the biggest thing her and her big titties have done to date…so I wouldn’t say she’s made it…but she’s done something…and that’s sing Christmas Carols badly with her big tits a few days too late because LOVE MAGAZINE is so edgy and fashion that they do Christmas after Christmas…#art Here are some of her instagram pics…because why not..slash #tits….I mean they are cartoon-like and amazing…at least clothed…because you know topless these can be a serious miss….but take it in now while she’s not 40….because at 40…this will be a fucking nightmare.

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Elisabetta Canalis Tits for Instagram of the Day

If you were once the obscure Italian “tv personality” who seduced George Clooney, because either he liked you while at his home in Italy, or because she was open minded to his weirdo homo sex parties, because “he’s George Clooney”….who may or may not have had her contractually bound for a given period of time…do you still make a sound when George Clooney is long done with you, you’re back in Italy, and no one fucking cares? The answer is no, so you post nipples on instagram, and some of us bottom feeders will pick up on it because we’re pretty basic as fuck…and love nipples…especially on girls who dated someone famous long enough to matter even if it was just for a minute….

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