Rebecca Romijn Stamos…who is no longer a Stamos….Stamos dropped her and this is what life after John Stamos does to you. You know you get with the fat kid from Stand By Me and the ghetto superhero in My Secret Identity, was that even a show, I remember it existing and being shit but did other people ever see it? She done got old…fast and the hot thing about it is knowing that at one time she was a hot bikini model…and at another time…she was acting in XMEN or some other comic related movies and nerds love that shit…and you are nerds…so here is her throwback thursday pic..trying to remind you, matter, exist, whatever posting a body painted shot is.. The post Rebecca Romijn Posts a Pic of her Body Painted 100 Years Ago of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Frederikke Sofie Falbe-Hansen is a model….and has a silly long name…but is’ Danish, like a Danish, I like Danish, all kinds of Danish, but I usually eat them, diabetes motherfuckers, but is less pastry Danish and more Denmark Danish like other models, less retard and big headed than other Danish models, it’s a look, but who the fuck cares who she is, you can see her nipples in some photoshoot for the Sunday Times Style insert and that’s important….fashion and nipples…are erotica to me…and the Sunday Times is more important than being topless on instagram like all the other models who aren’t models so that makes this one legi..it’s legit toplessness….take it in….even if she’s actually got a dress on….it’s SEE THROUGH…and there are tits… My life is very repetitive, but what the fuck am I supposed to say about this…really. The post Frederikke Sofie Falbe-Hansen Nipples with the Longest Name of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Barbara Palvin is the patsy who was once used by Victoria’s Secret to defer a scandal involving their musical Guest Bieber fucking one of the married models Miranda Kerr. She was then the accessible, straight from Hungary girl who was friended by Stella Maxwell… And her life or identity was robbed because Maxwell moved into her zone and stole her contacts and got herself booked at Victoria’s Secret…not sure if Palvin still does it, too lazy to google it…I just know she ate her feelings and got very fucking big as she got older…but is now slimmed down…and showing tit at some fashion shows she’s walking because she still exists…and the nipples prove it. The post Barbara Palvin See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sara Sampaio is some skinny Portuguese fisherman’s daughter, who I like to assume is created in some Victoria’s Secret cloning lab, not because she’s that hot, but because she’s got a little too much Adriana Lima vibe for me to trust her…you know replace the old with the new trash…situation… I know Portuguese people, and I know that they are keen about celebrating their people, I think they collectively all jerk off to Ronaldo every fucking day because he’s their people and he’s made it…so if she was legit Portuguese they’d have statues of her like she was Jesus… That said, I am into her because she defends the rights of skinny models, she’s like “hell yeah I’m not fat”…and “Just because I’m skinny, don’t hate me”…and I support anyone with that agenda, especially when I’ve seen their tits…or variations of their tits….lady in red got that tit out yo…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Braless Sara Sampaio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sara Sampaio is some skinny Portuguese fisherman’s daughter, who I like to assume is created in some Victoria’s Secret cloning lab, not because she’s that hot, but because she’s got a little too much Adriana Lima vibe for me to trust her…you know replace the old with the new trash…situation… I know Portuguese people, and I know that they are keen about celebrating their people, I think they collectively all jerk off to Ronaldo every fucking day because he’s their people and he’s made it…so if she was legit Portuguese they’d have statues of her like she was Jesus… That said, I am into her because she defends the rights of skinny models, she’s like “hell yeah I’m not fat”…and “Just because I’m skinny, don’t hate me”…and I support anyone with that agenda, especially when I’ve seen their tits…or variations of their tits….lady in red got that tit out yo…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Braless Sara Sampaio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know some of you out there don’t understand the rest of our obsession with Bella Thorne , so I’m going to try to explain it to you. See, unlike the rest of the so-called celebrities and wannabe models out there, Bella isn’t trying to launch some acting career or new album. All she wants to do is dance around in bikinis and fishnets all day. And here at Hollywood Tuna, we fully support that career choice.
Barbara Palvin posted a pic of her in lingerie pulling up her top showing her tits, that are bigger than average model tits, since she’s big…but looks good in photos…because if you don’t have anything to scale her to, she looks good… You may remember her as the Victoria’s Secret model that was replaced by the snake Stella Maxwell, who moved in on her, friended her and stole her life….or you may remember her as the patsy that Victoria’s Secret tried to pretend fucked Bieber, when really Miranda Kerr pre Snap Billionaire fucked Bieber, because it made more sense to blame it on the Hungarian gypsy who can’t speak english… I do like this pic for whatever reason because it reminds me of most of my relationships with Hungarians…half naked…because they are strippers or cleaning ladies…or both…but not this one..this one is top tier, forgettable, but rich for a Hungarian…which isn’t saying much…since rich for a Hungarian is owning a trailer to tow your gypsy life in…. Either way, half naked models. The post Barbara Palvin Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I figure I’m not the only one who could use a palate cleanser after that last Kim K post . So I did what I always do when I’m looking to cheer the Little Tuna up: creep on some Instagram hotties. And here’s my latest find, Lorena Rae . According to my sources, she’s German and she’s apparently dating Leonardo DiCaprio. I swear, that guy goes through hot models even faster than I do when I’m scrolling through Instagram. Lucky bastard.
Maybe the worst thing about the modeling business these days is somehow we went from real supermodels doing real photoshoots to fake Instagram models doing fake “candid” photoshoots. But you want to know the best thing about that? It means that real supermodels like Josephine Skriver now have to do those phony Instagram shoots too. Which means more super-hot selfies from one of the hottest women in the business. That’s called a silver lining, folks. Enjoy.
I guess some rich people, or some Japanese brand, or some sugar daddy has booked Alexis Ren a first class ticket to Tokyo to do some very important marketing campaigns, because Japan like white American in their ads, especially when they are so popular even before their bolt on tits… I don’t really follow what Alexis Ren’s journey is, I just think the content that she produces is so basic, shameless, like all these instagrammers, them half naked in some nice or expensive place, like I fucking care to see them anywhere…. All these uneducated fucks with nothing to offer the world but promo modeling / glamour modeling…no skills, no substance, no thoughtfulness, or provocative or edgy things that make us think, or that improve or inspire.. It’s just gross, gluttony, excess, just mooching off the system and not even doing anything of purpose in life….she’s a titty entity who lives and gets clicks…in her own bubble of consumption….vile fucking humans… She’s just tits half naked, mindless fucking clickbait bottom feeding shit people are into.. It’d be a good time for a North Korean Bomb to hit wherever the fuck this bitch is standing…rid the world of another vapid twat living the sex worker life pretending to not be a sex worker.. I don’t know why I am so offended by her doing a porny fetish pic in Toyok sucking a lollipop with her blowjob eyes, doing some Japanese porno fucking moves…I really don’t know why I hate this shit so much…you know her posing shamelessly doing this in the middle of the street unaware of what’s around her – for an IG pic… It’s fucking awful to me on all levels, except the porn level, which a decent level, if the girl is getting paid porn rates, not relevant mainstream models who tricked the system rates…. YOU KNOW…know your worth or get paid your actual worth…why inflate this shit to be more than just porn shit…makes no sense to me…what makes less sense is that I know who the fuck this bitch is… But at least she’s skinny behind all that face injection… Videos…sure… The post Alexis Ren’s Cultural Journey to Japan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
