In case anyone out there is still having a little trouble figuring out why I make fun of wannabes like Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid for pretending to be famous models , I just want you guys to take a look at this latest lingerie photoshoot from Danish Victoria’s Secret Angel Josephine Skriver . And once you’re done picking your jaw (and your pants) up off the floor, now you know what a real supermodel looks like. You’re welcome. » view all 17 photos
Here’s Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid doing their best to convince everyone that they’re both world-famous supermodels and not just a pair of wannabe rich kids by posing for pictures on some super-expensive yacht and jet ski. And yeah, I don’t know about you guys, but I’m still not buying it. Maybe if they went motorboating together instead… Now that would be worth taking pictures of.
I’ve been doing this job for a long time now, which pretty much makes me an expert when it comes to the professional hottie business. (Yes, even if I still don’t know how to tie a tie or put on real pants.) And used to be, you actually had to do something if you wanted to be famous. Like show off your funbags on a reality show, or “accidentally” leak a sex tape, or land a modeling contract. But now all you have to do is sign up for an Instagram account. It’s a damn shame. But at least there’s still a few real supermodels left out there. And Romee Strijd here is one of them. So make sure to enjoy this lingerie goodness. She worked hard for it. And for once, I’m not kidding. » view all 19 photos
Lindsey Pelas has nipples. I know what you’re thinking, how does a tit so big have nipples, it just doesn’t make any sense, or maybe you’re thinking who the fuck is Lindsay Pelas, because I am still not sure, or maybe you’re just wallowing in self hatred because you have a case of Mondays…WHO KNOWS….but there are nipples on these tits I’ve assumed you have seen, because there’s not way bitch hasn’t been keep these things hidden all these years on SOCIAL media that would just be cruel, cockteasing, and the wrong way to maximize exposure as a monster titty model…right..RIGHT…right.. The post Lindsey Pelas See Through Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rose Bertram is aa model I haven’t really heard of, I saw her in Sports Illustrated last year, but I hate Sports Illustrated swim and thought “shit, they found a good one, that girl is the fucking future, her face is so unique, ethnic, foreign, exotic, and lovely as fuck and by lovely as fuck I mean busty as fuck – I mean fuck… I don’t hate #siswimsearch SEARCH HASHTAG ON INSTAGRAM it’s a great place to find some really hungry for SI SWIM Fame people….the thirsty of the thirsty… Back to Rose, I am all for these busty models – ideally skinny busty models getting famous for being busty because thanks to hormones in the food – boobs are making that comeback and they don’t always come with obesity – but they can make your obesity cum…because tits..tits she’s wearing PASTIES on to cover what actually makes them tits…what a bitch TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rose Bertram See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rose Bertram is aa model I haven’t really heard of, I saw her in Sports Illustrated last year, but I hate Sports Illustrated swim and thought “shit, they found a good one, that girl is the fucking future, her face is so unique, ethnic, foreign, exotic, and lovely as fuck and by lovely as fuck I mean busty as fuck – I mean fuck… I don’t hate #siswimsearch SEARCH HASHTAG ON INSTAGRAM it’s a great place to find some really hungry for SI SWIM Fame people….the thirsty of the thirsty… Back to Rose, I am all for these busty models – ideally skinny busty models getting famous for being busty because thanks to hormones in the food – boobs are making that comeback and they don’t always come with obesity – but they can make your obesity cum…because tits..tits she’s wearing PASTIES on to cover what actually makes them tits…what a bitch TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rose Bertram See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
See? Now this is why I call Alexis Ren one of the hardest-working Instagram models in show biz. Because while the rest of those hottie wannabes out there are taking weekends off, Alexis is hard at work 24/7. She even figured out a way to squeeze a booty flash into a skate through the parking lot. Now that’s talent!
I forgot that after Bar Refaeli and before 100 other Victoria’s Secret models and some Sports Illustrated models…Leo Dicaprio had unprotected sex with this one…Erin Heatherton…because since being dropped by VS for being fat, eating her feelings after realizing her LEO marketing hustle didn’t pan out….we all forgot who she was…but she’s back, she’s out, the paparazzi where there…all to showcase her dumpy model ass…because body positivity or some shit. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Erin Heatherton Grows into Her Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Justin Bieber may or may not hate Jewish people . But the singer most definitely likes Hailee Steinfeld, according to a fairly reliable source. According to TMZ, the polarizing singer has started a relationship with the young and talented actress, who is currently filming Pitch Perfect 3, following her fun turn in Pitch Perfect 2. Insiders tell the celebrity gossip website that Bieber and Steinfeld have been “seeing each other for” just over a month, which is obviously not a very long period of time. But this is Justin Bieber we’re talking about here. He often just loves models and leaves models, meaning one month is actually pretty substantial in this artist’s dating world. Sources add that Bieber and Steinfeld met through pastor Carl Lentz, as both attend his church. The 20-year old actress attended last night’s MET Gala in New York City, solo. But she didn’t remain solo for long. Consider the following Instagram photo, snapped late Monday evening by an astute social media user in The Big Apple: Steinfeld was an Oscar nominee at the age of 14 for her role in True Grit. She has since appeared in such films as Romeo & Juliet, Ender’s Game and The Edge of Seventeen; and even has a smash hit song on her resume, “Starving.” Bieber, meanwhile, is best known romantically for having dated Selena Gomez off and on for a number of years. Since they official split, he’s dated Sofia Richie and Hailey Baldwin, while allegedly having a lot of sex with Kourtney Kardashian . He was most recently linked to someone named Luciana Chamone , who fits the classic Justin Bieber love interest bill: She’s young, relatively unknown, she makes headlines for a day or two and then we never really hear from her or about her again. This doesn’t describe Steinfeld, however. She’s a star on the rise. She can act and she can sing. She’s the real deal. Does this mean Bieber is ready to get serious? We can’t say for certain. But Steinfeld is considered a very serious young woman in Hollywood. As mentioned above, she’s an Academy Award nominee and she also wants to produce and direct down the line. Back in 2011, Steinfeld and Bieber presented together at the Golden Globe Awards, meaning their friendship goes back quite a long time. There’s also a reason why this relationship will not work out, however: Steinfeld is friends with Taylor Swift. She appeared in her “Bad Blood” music video two years ago. And we all know how Swift feels about Bieber , don’t we? View Slideshow: Justin Bieber: A Chronological List of 31 Women Who Slept With Him For Some Reason We’ll keep a close eye on this rumored relationship and soon decide whether or not Steinfeld deserves a spot in the photo gallery rundown above.
