You want to know what’s hands down the best thing about Instagram? Well, besides the fact that every girl with a halfway decent body puts up half-naked bikini pictures and calls themselves “models”… It’s that real hotties like Joanna Krupa here get to easily extend their 15 minutes of fame by posting tasty booty and cleavage shots too. And if that doesn’t make it the greatest invention of the 21st Century, I don’t know what does. Enjoy.
There was a time when Joanna Halpin is a pretty insignificant model on instagram, but from my experience, the number of instagram followers a model had, didn’t have anything to do with the amount of money she made modelling, because girls who are working models, would theoretically not bother self promoting themselves like a bunch of fucking attention seeking hookers…..but now everyone is a self promoting hooker, because they can only get work as self promoting hookers… But times have changed…and this one’s got 280,000 followers, in a way she’s gone “viral”…and she shoots with other people who have gone viral like this Emanuelle Ferrari, who I remember having no followers but who now has 350,000 followers, because that’s the world we live in…. So instagram photographer and instagram model…doing big things beyond instagram…thanks to instagram…fascinating how this bullshit works… This hoot is badminton on tennis courts, and I have a racket sport fetish, and can never get enough girls with rackets, even if the image is semi played the fuck out… VIA CLICK HERE The post Joanna Halpin by Emanuelle Ferrari of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s “real” model Gigi Hadid participating in the latest modeling trend in her new photoshoot: giving some serious tongue action for the camera. Now sure, I could point out that this is something that wannabe Instagram models do, not real supermodels, but it’s also pretty hot, so I’m going to let it slide. Enjoy. » view all 26 photos Continue reading →
You already know how important it is to have a firm, long-lasting cock. The kind of cock that gets hard at a moments notice, and stays hard until she cums (even if she needs 20, 30, even 50 minutes in order to orgasm). But did you know that there’s ANOTHER aspect of your cock that girls pay very close attention to? … read more
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! LUI Magazine makes great combinations Fleshbot Olympia Valance areola peek on the red carpet Taxi Driver Movie Nude models in Portraits Nudes Flowers series The Nip Slip Lily Donaldson tits for Pop Drunken Stepfather Rhian Sugden topless hotness Egotastic All Stars Is Roxana Martinez the Colombian Pam Anderson Boobie Blog Giada De Laurentiis barely covered Last Men on Earth What Will Be 2016’s Most Overused Halloween Costume Double Viking … read more
Josephine Skriver, Taylor Hill, Sara Sampaio and Jasmine Tookes launch a new collection called “Sexy Little Things” Collection, because Victoria’s Secret is so fucking original, their concepts, their content, their models…just on the fucking innovative… The reality is that the Victoria’s Secret marketing has swapped out their creative direction to look like slutty instagram photoshoots, lit and run through instagram-like filters, rather than the same cheesy bright poses…but still fucking cheesy because it’s an evil corporation that manufactures in China and that exploits women into thinking they need VS to be hot – by showing them half naked women with unrealistic bodies as their brand model…in an era where that’s pretty fucking hated by the people…but they keep doing it…make that man rich, using his concubines, the patriarchal empire continues…and like all the basic people who like half naked women…I’ll watch…I’ll even promote their campaign for free…like some kind of asshole…because this is what being manipulated by the media with tits looks like… The post Bullshit Victoria’s Secret Ad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rachel Vallori is a Cuban, Miami based instagram model, who we can assume Donald Trump is not trying to deport, because despite being a hispanic who he thinks is a deplorable criminal who he wants to ship back home to those damn communists, she’s hot, and nude modeling, which is exactly what he’s into and will marry if he needs to…because that’s what all dudes think when it comes to chicks, if they look good, who cares about everything that is wrong with them – because they look good, and you can ignore all that…by looking at them…it’s the basis of most of these models who are hot enough to get rich guys – despite being half retards, using those dudes for money, they look good so who cares.. Well, she’s naked for Randall Slavin, who is or was a LA based creeper who worked for Victoria’s Secret and who I assume uses that working for VS as a way into the eager, CUBAN, pussy that doesn’t want to be shipped back to CUBA so she better get naked for the right people fast to lock it the fuck in…right… The post Rachel Vallori by Randall Slavin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Carmen Kass is some lipless model – who is pushing 40. I’ve never heard of her, because I guess I don’t really care about her, but I did do a little WIKIPEDIA search for you, so when you have your twitter fights with other virgin losers on whatever FORUM you hang out on – because you don’t have any friends…and I found out some fascinating things….like that she was the president of the Estonian Chess Federation from 2004 to 2011…because she’s Estonian..and these communists, along with being tall sex workers in fashion, are also very into chess…it’s how they had a good time back when they didn’t have TVs….so they do military training through boardgames…all strategic and smart, nerdy and hot….all while getting naked for fashion.. Other interesting facts are that she was discovered at 14. Like so many other models…which is creepy…and now at 38….she’s still showing nipple…all strategic and smart….not bad for 38….which is normally really fucking bad…except when it comes with blow jobs… The post Carmen Kass Nipple Through Her Shirt for Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know if Emily Ratajkowski is still trying to become an “actress” these days or what, and I’m too lazy to look it up, but here’s an old photoshoot I found that proves she could be one of the most talented models of all-time if she’d just stick to taking her clothes off for the cameras. Forget Hollywood. This is clearly Emily’s true calling. » view all 11 photos Continue reading →
Lina Berg is some German model, apparently she’s a big named, but I’ve never heard of her, mainly because like you, I only know the Victoria’s Secret promo model models, they are the ones with the tits, who get the press, who have little to offer the world because they’ve sold out to the evil brand, but that the world accept as the hottest pussy around…. Where as models like Lina Berg are seen as having substance, being artists, being real and authentic, you know talented…because they show their non existent tits for random magazines called King Kong that I’ve never heard of…but more importantly, they do it with such conviction because they aren’t laughing when the bullshit “art director”…puts string on her face thinking he’s just struck VAN GOGH level artistry…what a fucking joke….so lame… The post Lina Berg For King Kong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .