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Kelly Rohrbach Ass Flash of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach, the new Baywatch girl of the future, who I don’t find all that hot…is flashing the Valet at some hotel a full ass shot..and I have no idea what this is about, but for some reason it’s a great concept, even good execution, there’s funny, there’s sexy, there’s paparazzi – masterfully orchestrated…but I just don’t find it hot… Maybe I don’t find Kelly Rohrbach, who was some low level bikini model from Sports Illustrated swim, which I guess makes her not that low level, because SI Swim is the top of the bikini model charts, but is still low hanging fruit and most of their girls don’t make money – but they have that stamp of approval that makes all the instagram whoring worth your time and effort…it makes you way more special than other whores in bikinis… In her case or storyline, she has already been one of the models Leonardo DiCaprio co-signed with his penis or at least by promoting to the world as his girlfriend, because he may be gay…and has a percentage of her earnings so he turned her over to his film producer friends, who cast her as Pam Anderson in the Baywatch remake no one needs to see because it’s going to suck and you can see all these bitches in bikinis without the storyline on the internet. It’s kinda what they do… And now she’s onto other rich dudes, and I guess casual boring but should be exciting ass flashes, is part of her marketing program. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Laura Hanson Sims & Lia Pavlova Fashion Porn Vogue of the Day

I don’t know who Laura Hanson Sims or Lia Pavlova but VOGUE does so they must be important…like a Kardashian…because Vogue and really all media fucking love the Kardashians, not because they are cute – but becasue they have followers and are thus important and people you should get behind and leverage to get your own followers – despite the fact that a lot of people I know with a lot of followers are just Russian spammers with robot traffic who post nude pics of Russian sex workers – but they never get featured in Vogue…unless that is what this Lia Pavlova is, she sounds like she may be one, but her instagram only has under 20,000 fans…so I guess she’s not important…but rather a model being used to model because she’s got the look and feel of what they were looking for / the agency is hustling her as a new face. That point of all those words I just wrote is that everything we see is a calculated bullshit scam – used to manipulate us and get our money or information – and whether the tools being used are new models or old washed up cunts like a Kardashian….the message is the same…they don’t care about us, or good content…but if they distract us with tits we won’t have an uprising or even notice whatever they are trying to do or manipulate with this pics… I don’t know what you’re selling VOGUE..but I know I’m not buying whatever it is… The post Laura Hanson Sims & Lia Pavlova Fashion Porn Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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100 Year Old Gisele Pretends to be in a Nightclub for Gucci of the Day

This is a pretty absurd casting for a Gucci nightclub campaign, unless they are trying to target the 45 year old rich woman who just likes having a good time doing cocaine like the sugar baby days now that her kids are off to summer camp – as we all know rich summer camp sending parents love to do…you know rich, free and surrounded by other rich and free people, who figure there is finally some room to breathe after getting knocked up at 25 by a 45 year old daddy who gave them the good life… Because this is definitely not designed to rich the young millionaire who wants to get dressed up in Gucci…who wants to party with a 45 year old model who is super fucking photoshopped, even if she is still hot, has a good body, and looks more like a woman than she ever has…maybe better hormone therapy…who knows… I just know she probably charged the brand 5 million dollars for this – without the brand really looking into the fact that no one, except maybe Tom Brady and their 15 kids gives a fuck about this has been. She’s not even a Victoria’s Secret model… Maybe they owed her a favor, or just have money to burn, either way – it’s so weird.. This reminds me of a old lady letting loose and getting drunk and inappropriate at a wedding or something – which I guess makes people want to buy designer clothes… The post 100 Year Old Gisele Pretends to be in a Nightclub for Gucci of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pregnant with Satan Mila Kunis and Other Vagina at the Bad Mom’s Premiere of the Day

Bad Moms is another one of these Hollywood’s answer to misogyny, understanding that if they put together a movie that is based on women, women everywhere, who still go to movies, will fill the seats on ladies night, or maybe on any night, because they are lonely sad and like 2 hours to escape the hell they are living. While dudes just sit on the couch and jerk off to porn… So Hollywood knows women go to movies, they also know that women bitch about hollywood not being inclusive towards women, so might as well put out movies with women in the lead…give that hollywood illusion that the powers that run it are fucking rich pervert pigs who destroy women with their dicks by leverage thing hollywood dream they can give them – and the girls line up for that shit.. One movie, probably written by men, or directed by men, definitely produced by men – to make men money by pandering to stupid women in a time they need to – is still misogyny….it’s as feminist as a wet t-shirt contest at a sports bar – or Ladies night to get bitches in the club to get dudes in the club to buy drinks… I see you Hollywood – and you’re lie inclusiveness – women’s right – bullshit – you’re evil…. Now – one interesting thing – and I am not a men’s rights activist is MALE FORESKIN JOKE I posted on stepfather (me ) presents…. I just listen to it and think how hilarious it would be if it was a group of men talking about meaty mom pussy or something – we’d get slaughtered – but it’s ok for women, liberating, let them make fun of men so they shut up about everything else… So SIlly… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF MILA CLICK HERE LINDSAY VONN was also there, of course she was, she’s on some weirdo Hollywood hustle to increase her sex appeal and presence after having her pussy ravaged by hooker fucker Tiger Woods for a better part of a year….I guess she realizes do the red carpet as slutty as you can – milk that Olympic gold….make that money… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF VONN CLICK HERE Some bitch named Dania Ramirez was also there….SHE IS APPARENTLY TRANS… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF DANIA RAMIEREZ CLICK HERE So was Kristen Bell TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE Even Kendra Wilkinson was there – they’ll invite anyone to this shit.. The post Pregnant with Satan Mila Kunis and Other Vagina at the Bad Mom’s Premiere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Dressed Like a Plump Juicy Strawberry of the Day

I fight the good fight, what would be called the misogynistic fight, where I feel the importance that celebrated women who get paid a lot of money and who get marketed by their team as hot – when she is not hot – must be called out for being not hot…. I learned at a young age that this was my calling…All the guys in my sixth grade class freaked out over a chubby downs syndrome inbred girl who looked like a burn victim – because she had tits…they’d freak out and talk about how hot she was – they’d try to get her in 7 minutes of heaven – or 7 inches in the closet as my teacher used to call it – before threatening to kill me if I told anyone….but I digress…this girl was busted…but guys due to peer pressure, false marketing, maybe having been around her since the first grade so that they were used to her…felt she was the hottest shit…and when I would say “dude, you’re gross that bitch looks horror movie villain”…because I’ve always been amazing…they’d all turn on me and call me a faggot – and I’d say “is this because of that 7 inches in the closet Mr Mason made me play”… WHat I am getting at is you can be a believer all you want, you can love her tits, or jerking off to her when she was 12 and going through puberty all you want, you can cry when she got her reduction and rejoice when she still has tits after her reduction…but nothing you can say or do can make me think this bitch is anything but fat, sloppy, gross and overrated….and she’s dressed like a strawberry and not in a good way… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Dressed Like a Plump Juicy Strawberry of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sports Illustrated Releases Pics of their Whores of the Day

I am onto you Sports Illustrated. I see your tactics and I know what you’re trying to do…. It’s July, internet traffic is down, especially when your bikini magazine came out in February, so take the opportunity to make some noise by releasing some of the unreleased bikini pictures – even semi see through and hard nippled – by the models that get the most searches on their site…all to get more buzz, traffic, etc.. So here’s Hannah Davis, Nina Agdal and Hannah Davis…did I meantion Hannah Davis And here’s Leonardo DiCaprio in Mykonos creeping….scouting…looking for women to fuck… The post Sports Illustrated Releases Pics of their Whores of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courtney Stodden Turns to Champagne and Selfies in Wake of Miscarriage

Last week, Courtney Stodden suffered a miscarriage in the second month of her pregnancy. In the aftermath, Stodden was understandably quiet on social media, but she did take to time to express her gratitude for the outpouring of affection and support she received from fans. Now that a few days have passed, Courtney is back on Instagram, and she seems to be managing her grief as well as could be expected. Though some fans have expressed concern with Courtney’s coping mechanism of choice. Stodden posted the pics below earlier today, and some fans are taking them as an indication that she’s drowning her sorrows in booze because, well, she basically said that’s what she’s doing. “Champagne Days #picoftheday,” she captioned the pic on the left. “Numbing myself of the deep loneliness I feel,” she wrote nest to the pic on the right. Obviously, for anyone who’s never endured it, a miscarriage is an unimaginably difficult experience, and anything that brings Courtney a modicum of peace during this trying time can’t be all bad.  Courtney’s troubles have been compounded by the public nature of her miscarriage as well as a slew of rumors that her pregnancy was fake . That said, we join her concerned fans in hoping that she’s not turning to booze as her sole or primary means of handling her grief. Courtney’s never been known to suffer from any addiction issues in the past, but she only turned 21 last year, and she stated in several interviews that she never experimented with drugs and never drank until she was legal. Courtney celebrated her 21st  by getting drunk last summer, which is obviously the customary way to mark the occasion. We just hope she’s not making it a regular habit these days.

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Kylie Jenner: Broke?!

She launched a new product from her Kylie Cosmetics line today, which sold out in no time.  Despite this, young Kylie Jenner might be poor AF. Jenner is reportedly bragging to friends that she’s rolling in cash, but according to Radar Online, that is very far from the truth. “She’s putting it out there that she’s got upwards of $10 million in her account , but the truth is that she’s worth less than a quarter of that,” a source claims. The source also points out that Jenner’s business is not doing as well as she and her team would lead people to believe. “Kylie’s poured millions into her ill-performing cosmetics company, plus she’s quietly sponsored a bunch of Tyga’s friends who’ve hit her up for loans that total hundreds of thousands at a time.” Ah yes.  A few months ago, Jenner allegedly asked Tyga to pay back the $2 million she loaned him .   Tyga was shocked because he thought it was a gift. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner Models New Lip Kit Color “She was always helping him, paying his legal bills when he was getting out of his record contract and she funding most of his latest album, which flopped,” a source said at the time. Even more than being a money tree to her boyfriend’s posse, Jenner is horrible at money management. “The biggest problem is Kylie’s lifestyle – she’s been burning through a fortune on private jet travel, real estate, fashion splurges, surgery,” the source added. “She has zero sense of financial responsibility and it’s taken a real toll.” It’s important to take this story with a grain of salt, given how up front Kris Jenner has been about making sure her children’s assets are always protected.   Jenner definitely has a business manager in charge of Rob Kardashian’s finances, so I’d like to give the matriarch the benefit of the doubt an assume she’s placed her 18-year-old daughter’s money in the right hands. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner Makeup Routine: A Step-by-Step, Very Expensive Tutorial

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Melanin On Fleek! Black Models Slay Beyoncé Routine On Runway

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Models dance to “Crazy In Love” at Model Inc.’s 10 Year Anniversary Runway Fusion event.

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Doutzen Kroes VS Mariah Carey Cunt Flash for Charity of the Day

Doutzen Kroes flashed her vagina in the worst way – but not actually flashing her vagina while attending world leader and bullshit model fucker Leonardo DiCaprio…who along with fucking models and men according to my sources – he also is an activist, with his own charity that is coincidentally a tax write off but also proof of his caring…. So dude who flies private jets and cries about the environment – who owns houses around the world that all use power – who owns cars that all burn gas – and who makes stupid fucking money – shows that he’s not bullshit – by putting on celebrity events – that cost millions of dollars to raise a fraction of that for charity… But it makes him feel good….like Doutzen Kroes feels when getting invited, like she still matters…. TO SEE THE REST OF DOUTZEN THE PICS CLICK HERE Mariah Carey and her big old lady tits were also there, and she also flashed what could be a vagina if it was a vagina – but it’s not her vagina… TO SEE THE REST OF MARIAH CAREY CLICK HERE The post Doutzen Kroes VS Mariah Carey Cunt Flash for Charity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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