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Magdalena Frackowiak Slutty Mail Order Bride of the Day

Magdalena Frackowiak demonstrating the mail order bride wedding porn – you know if you’re a billionaire and can afford to buy a mail order bride of her quality – one with mainstream model success who likes Private Jets, Private Islands, and Private Parties where she will do anything asked of her if her model agency rate is paid….if you know what I mean… I don’t really have a wedding fetish, weddings are the worst, maybe I wouldn’t mind proving weddings are the worst buy having another man’s bride fetish, which I guess is exactly what Magdelena the Polish Victoria’s Secret model who once had a 750,000 a year contract with Victoria’s Secret so you know she’s unaffordable…in a dress or dresses that remind me of the slow dance at the strip club, you find the final dance where they throw vaginas out there as a marketing push to get their lap dances for the night..something we can assume Magda is very familiar with. It’s how models get jobs. The post Magdalena Frackowiak Slutty Mail Order Bride of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rose Bertram Has Big Tits for Esquire of the Day

Rose Bertram is a model I haven’t really heard of, I saw her in Sports Illustrated last year, but I hate Sports Illustreated swim and thought “shit, they found a good one, that girl is the fucking future, her face is so unique, ethnic, foreign, exotic, and lovely as fuck and by lovely as fuck I mean busty as fuck – I mean fuck… I am all for these busty models – ideally skinny busty models getting famous for being busty because thanks to hormones in the food – boobs are making that comeback and they don’t always come with obesity – but they can make your obesity cum…because tits… She’s great – Esquire’s marketing / styling / using Esquire branded bathing suits in the worst shoot ever – isn’t great…they could have done anything, but chose this…weird. The post Rose Bertram Has Big Tits for Esquire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nude Model Tessa Kuragi of the Day

I don’t know what this artsy bullshit is…but I know it’s got tits…and tits are the only kind of art I accept – because it’s the best excuse to get tits…so while all art is over inflated bullshit – lies based on marketing and art gallery scams…lies…but a good platform to get people, usually rich kids to label the way they waste their times, and more importantly to show their tits… Her name is Tessa Kuragi and her INSTAGRAM has….this amazing picture… A picture that this shoot doesn’t include…and that this shoot isn’t as insteresting as, but it does have the aggressive feminist looking Tessa Kuragi, who like so many other nude models showing tits, in wigs, tied up, spreading their vaginas because it is empowering to own their sexuality – because they are so edgy and amazing… in their mind, their circle of people sucking up to them….because their are piles of these people around…all encouraging each other to show off their tits…covered in paint…or other things…that only artists understand – because I’m no artist – but I do know a tit being shows for the sake when I see one… I’m not hating, do what makes you happy – as long as what you do shows me tit. The post Nude Model Tessa Kuragi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bianca Balti Naked in GQ Italy of the Day

Bianca Balti is amazing…for a 32 year old – i repeat OLD model you may know from doing some Victoria’s Secret modeling… She’s the kind of girl you look at and think, “I’d get her pregnant”….but unfortunately, sperm already made its way to her UTERUS before you ever could…so you could just imagine being the stepfather to her already exisitng kid….that probably has a rich dad, models aren’t dumb, maximize opportunity when it comes your way….gettin’ paid…get paid….make sure you keeping getting paid…even if you have to use the uterus for that.. I guess the only interesting thing in this is that GQ, a mainstream men’s magazine owned by Conde Nast, a big mainstream private company, posts tits, at least in their European market…and Playboy, a porn magazine that intellectualized porn, but is still porn doesn’t…because as I know, and I guess they know…if you start out mainstream and show tits, it’s ok, but if you show tits and try to go mainstream, you gotta stop showing tit…and really, there’s no need for further investigation of the tit…artistic because it’s black and white – that’s how you know….. The post Bianca Balti Naked in GQ Italy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nadja Bender for Costume Denmark of the Day

Nadja Bender some model with a great named, because I like benders, so much that I like to make them more a lifestyle than an actual bender, but they’d be a bender to normal people, because they’d either die or end up homeless because managing life on a permanent bender wouldn’t work…unless you were unemployed like me…. I don’t really give a fuck about this bender, but I will say that I love her as much as I love all models and not that’s not very much, but I don’t mind looking at their photoshoots, even if they are cheesy, pretentious or lame, both naked and clothed, because it’s a good way to waste a few hours of your day to remind you that your life sucks because you don’t fuck girls like this, it helps the benders you go on, but remember you know that if you had money you could, because models love people with money and fuck them… She’s Danish, doesn’t look like her strong headed Danish counterparts, but I’d like to eat her Danish just the same – you know the one that is her asshole… The post Nadja Bender for Costume Denmark of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nadja Bender for Costume Denmark of the Day

Nadja Bender some model with a great named, because I like benders, so much that I like to make them more a lifestyle than an actual bender, but they’d be a bender to normal people, because they’d either die or end up homeless because managing life on a permanent bender wouldn’t work…unless you were unemployed like me…. I don’t really give a fuck about this bender, but I will say that I love her as much as I love all models and not that’s not very much, but I don’t mind looking at their photoshoots, even if they are cheesy, pretentious or lame, both naked and clothed, because it’s a good way to waste a few hours of your day to remind you that your life sucks because you don’t fuck girls like this, it helps the benders you go on, but remember you know that if you had money you could, because models love people with money and fuck them… She’s Danish, doesn’t look like her strong headed Danish counterparts, but I’d like to eat her Danish just the same – you know the one that is her asshole… The post Nadja Bender for Costume Denmark of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Edita Vilkeviciute, NAKED ENOUGH for Vogue Germanly of the Day

I love immigrant models in lingerie for fashion magazines….it’s like Playboy doesn’t even do shit this racy anymore, yet VOGUE GERMANY is posting nipples….but then again germany is pretty intense when it comes to porn, and unless there is bound and gagged in some weird latex suit, being shit on, it’s considered SFW… This is high concept fashion “Art” that involved three minutes of planning “show her tits”…because EDITA…is grea ttis… This is not to masturbate to, obviously, you’re so desensitized that masturbation has gone to such a dark place, we don’t need to really think it hasn’t or pretend it hasn’t… But they are still Eastern European nipples that could have been a sex worker, but that are instead good as a beacon of hope to all the other hot Eastern European girls that their tits can get them ahead…so that I can see their tits as they try to get ahead. Communism worked. It brought the soulless work ethic we need to see tits. The post Edita Vilkeviciute, NAKED ENOUGH for Vogue Germanly of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes for Glamour of the Day

Get fired from Victoria’s Secret for being a greedy cunt, or whatever they fired her for, and get really fucking fit and hot…that’s the life plan of mom of many mix raced DJ babies – DJ whore and model Doutzen Kroes… I know what you’re thinking, and that is that Doutzen doesn’t matter, she is insignificant, interchangeable, proven by the brand that fired her – they are still in business, they have replaced her, they haven’t lost sales because of her leaving the company, they probably don’t even remember her bratty and annoying bullshit….meaning she is fucking replaceable…. Not to mention, her touring DJ baby daddy, probably replaces her all the time when on the road, because masturbation for DJs usually involves fucking girls….who like the DJ…and there are lots of them, even Victorias Secret models…. There are countless other models willing to get naked to get ahead…but I still think this DOUTZEN shoot is a rockin’ magical body worth looking at…because it is… The post Doutzen Kroes for Glamour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maryna Linchuk Belarusian Model Posing Hot of the Day

Maryna Linchuk reminds us all, as so many models before her – that communism works… I don’t know what this Maryna Linchuk photoshoot is for…I don’t know where Belarus is, but it brings up an image of concrete, grayness, and poverty or struggle…political graffiti and blown out lives…. I like that when I google Belarus – Byelorussian Soviet Socialist Republic comes up…it just reaffirms how great communism was for creating so many models that are tall, strong, thin, and hot as fuck…it makes me think of this world full of beautiful women, like I am some kind of Christopher Columbus out to discover the free world…all when it was built off not being free… The nice thing about Maryna Linchuk is that she’s hot and brings hope…the nice thing about war torn Russia is that when you buy a Linchuk of your own off the internet, you can print out pictures to show your new wife when she acts out of line…romance. The post Maryna Linchuk Belarusian Model Posing Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chanelle Hayes Topless in Spain of the Day

Chanelle Hayes is another stripper who never was, because stripping is immoral and for trashy UK girls, while getting topless for magazines that walk the fine line of porno, is just marketing and self promotion… She may not have made it as an actual celebrity or model, but she was a Glamour model who made it onto UK TV like Big Brother…but more importanlty she made it to the grocery store, the fast food restaurant, the all you can eat buffet….something that would normally destroy a woman who was seen as a “hot model”….but instead – that she owns… This is her in 2007 – I guess you could see the fat coming – but nothing like this: It’s the era, fat models are celebrated, and I guess with big tits like these, how could they not be stared at like the zoo animal they probably weigh as much as… The post Chanelle Hayes Topless in Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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