Elsa Hosk is a Nude Model Turned Legit Model thanks to the mall brand Victoria’s Secret. I always assumed they brought her on as the Blonde to replace Candice Swanepoel, since they generally replace models with similar looking models, like they build these women in a lab, but rather scour the world looking under every rock in the third world…and in Elsa Hosk’s case – in every Ikea cashier checkout counter because she’s Swedish….but Elsa has been at this a long time and is 27…and so is Candice…meaning why would they replace one 27 year old with another 27 year old…when they can replace her with an 18 year old…like they should…you know to get those 10 years out of a girl they are using for the sake of selling sweatshop made product..creating them like they have done so many times, they have a system in place…like a fast food restaurant chain…this is their BURGER recipe.. It doesn’t matter really, other than it being the era of craving to see a model topless being long gone…you don’t have to stare at the catalog thinking “I wonder how her tits look without the airbrushing”…because thanks to the model industry…all these girls get naked the first 5 years of trying to breakout… So I’ve seen Elsa Hosk naked, and now I’ve seen her in instagram inspired styled catalog pictures used to sell horrible, unethical, not made in America, panty resellers all you idiots buy into…making them all rich…while giving you a yeast infection. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elsa Hosk is Amazing for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know what this shoot is for, apparently it’s for Guess?, and I am not that surprised, but the nipples and sheer tops make me a little surprised, not many brands are doing nipple photoshoots for their campaigns, and not many brands have done nipple photoshoots for the campaigns, and I don’t think nipple shoots for a brand are that innovative, especially when the model you’re using is borrowed from Victoria’s Secret, but more importantly, was a nude model for many years before the Victoria’s Secret machine got behind her and pushed her into as much marketing as possible… I guess the owner of Guess? who creates all these campaigns, you know it is the brand that has made a bunch of women famous, from Anna Nicole Smith to Gigi Hadid, he got her as a child, like he’s DAX SHEPHERD NEIGHBOR… I guess he’s looking for new things to do that are creepy…you know to get himself off…the older you get, the more desensitized you get…like NIPPLES…what a pervert! Nipples!!! Pervert…or feminists… In case you’re wondering – Elsa Hosk is a Nude Model Turned Victoria’s Secret Model The post Elsa Hosk Nipples for GUESS? of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is the Elsa Hosk’s fourth post today…and not because I am Elsa Hosk’s biggest creepy fan, who follows her every fucking move…even though you would assume I would be that guy considering I run a fucking blog on these girls like I think these girls are important and worth talking about. I do this because I am bad at business and bad at creativity navigating the media space…and social media space..because I don’t like leaving my couch….so hosting content, or coming up with something revolutionary is a waste of time, when I can just post model tits and make my drinking money… This is just Victoria’s Secret saying Candice Swanepoel is pregnant, but don’t get mad at them for that, don’t give up on them for her taking loads 5 years too early, because she’s been at this shit forever and it’s time to spend that racist South African money…but they’ve got a replacement, same age, different ethnicity, similar face…amazingly easy to get into…in this lazy world that doesn’t like change…keep things the same for us… So here is their investment, showing tits, because they can’t have her show her tits for them, they’ll be considered porn, the Christians will got nuts, the mall stores will have to be shut down, because no one likes pornographers, so do it in men’s magazines…GQ ITALIA…all part of the media run by marketing budget scam…the media controlled by advertiser….because people are idiots and believe what they see….and consumers need protection against brands and advertsiers – they are evil corporations….but media need money so do what the evil corporations say…and that’s not so bad when it means the corporate sponsored models get naked… The post Elsa Hosk Nude for GQ Italia May 2016 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is Bella Thorne doing a little showing off to the other 18 year old sluts on instagram who she stole their online marketing hustle from. It’s her letting them know that she actually gets work. She actually get paid. Take that instagram hookers she stole hustle from. I guess she figures that it’s easier to copy average looking girls posing half naked for their fans, all the eyeballs are on social media and a social media following is a good way to upsell the producers trying to hire someone to be in their movie…and all it took was some bikini pics and fitness butt shots.. It’s an easier thing to do than it is to get a talent agent and cast in TV shows, just ask all the instagram sluts who think they are models and have more than 50,000 followers to support that theory, making the world a very annoying, saturated place….making girls fucking annoying…with all their bullshit photoshoots…and sugar daddies and egos… So Bella Thorne, and her whole social aspect is pretty much everything that she’s done of value but she does more than soical media slutting to dominate her branding…branding that I am convinced is really a 40 year old who works out with good Botox fucking all you perverts over… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Bikini Whoring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The nice thing about Coachella is seeing the people on your social media who don’t even acknowledge Coachella because it is really not that important and they don’t care it is happening or not, they are instead just living life. It allows you to separate the basic urban outfitter lame as fuck mall shopping losers who prepare a year for the festival so they can act vip with their vip bracelets, to be part of this commercialized, money making marketing fest that targets idiots who buy into the shit… The reality is that all brands from Forever 21, to McDonalds to Target had a presence there….meaning Urban Outfitters is too BOUTIQUE for this mainstream garbage….and the only excuse to be at that commercial marketing event is if you’re getting paid by the brands who are trying to exploit the same idiot who would go to a coachella. I know it’s a very California event, where people feel pressured to participate, including all instagram models and rich guys, and some famous people, because it’s the place to be and if you’re not in the place to be, distracting yourself in the place to be, having epic and amazing times in the place to be, with other basic, commercial idiots trying to get head…and ahead or giving head to get a bed in one of the cool houses… I am not a fan of people who chose mass gatherings to listen to pop music, because it seems like a nightmare, and people who find it anything but a nightmare, are people I want nothing to do with…but would be happy to manipulate them to send me money, seeing as how easy it is to fool idiots by selling them “cool” that is actually LAME as fuck… BRAINWASHING….the fools…it’s the reason the entertainment industry exists..and here are some of those ppl paid to play Alessandra Ambrosio said “LOOK HOW SLOPPY MY OLD MOM ASS IS”…. BUT I COMPENSATE WITH FAKE TITS AND A VICTORIA’S SECRET CO – SIGN…. Bella Throne – Best Fame Whore of the Year – Cultural Appropriating 2012 Coachella and not nearly as slutty as her instagram is supposed to be… Emma Roberts celebrating her deadbeat dad’s 60th birthday getting high on shitty Coachella Music. Hailey Clauson wanted you to know she is also a plus sized model… While Hudgens said “Look I’m Finally Skinny”… And Katy Perry brought out the tight dress for her friend, tapping into her hipster roots, reminding me of a picture I have of her from before she was famous in her underwear covered in mud with KESHA from Coachella, it’s on an old computer…only now she’s a billionaire… Apparently, Paris Hilton isn’t listed as an infectious disease yet, and she’s still allowed in public… How about some model ass…her name is Josephine Skriver and she was made in a lab thanks to science… Taylor Swift may not be pregnant – but she’s scary… Taylor Swift and Rihanna hugging tonight. #Coachella2016 pic.twitter.com/609TcQYEYg — ?Darrell. (@dvrrxll) April 18, 2016 Whitney Port in a bikini as a tribute of when Coachella was cooler, back when she was on Laguna Beach or The Hills, or whatever it was called 10 years ago.. Martha Hunt, Camila Cabello, Kennedy Raye, & Serayah in what may not be Coachella but I assume is…and there are rich guys who like models outside of the frame because they don’t want their wives to know they finance Model parties for their egos with their money… Kylie Jenner…all fat and pushing McDonalds because she’s a fucking mainstream marketing vehicle with no soul…who will end up killing herself and we look forward to that… Kendall Jenner and some See Through shit..where her friends using her tell her how hot she is because they are basically on pay roll.. Miranda Kerr and Snapchat billionaire who’s social media platform dominated Coachella with custom filters for every rich person….held hands because she is in love with his money and relevance right now…because romance isn’t dead. The post Coachella Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Pelas is a huge breasted hugely followed low level instagram star, who I guess realized she was skinny with massive tits and figured out a way to get millions of followers, that’s not to say she’s making huge money being the instagram model she is, people don’t realize that the era of instagram models getting big brand budgets is coming to an end, seeing as these girls are mainly followed by pervert dudes and unless you’re a JENNER, famous outside of instagram, you selling me protein powder or skinny tea probably won’t generate many sales, I just want your tits… The good thing about Lindsey Pelas is that she knows her worth, she knows where her talents lie and most importantly, she’s no different than an Em Rata or a Porn Chick, only Em Rata thinks she’s better than her – when she’s not, because Em Rata thinks she’s luxury…and porn chicks actually fuck on camera, they don’t just cocktease pouring water on themselves… But want all this puffy lip, cheek filled, fake hair bitches have in common is that rich dudes love paying their rent, lives and Helicopters to Coachella. Their instagram money comes from rich guys who want them to be at their dinners…vacations…because they follow them on instagram. So if you want slutty women with big following to hang and fuck you, better get to the private jet level of rich…and the instagram top 10 will be yours – probably at the same fucking time – if the VILLA you rented is LUXURY enough. I’m not hating on this movement of everyday sluts, this shit has always existed, it’s just funnier when you see what the girls put out of themselves, rather than an era where you just assumed men were exploiting them…NO..they exploit themselves…and it’s great. The post Lindsey Pelas Pouring Water on her Massive Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am an animal lover, but I may just be a human hater, and my be an animal lover due to circumstances, you know the basic human need for love, that I am just directing towards animals because they possess the features you’d want to find in humans, but humans don’t have due to egos and narcissism… No, I just think I like animals, they are great, that’s not to say I don’t eat meat like some kind of hippie faggot, I am more into eating meat that I get at restaurants and never have to see or touch because I wouldn’t be able to kill an animal to satisfy my love for the tenderness of a chicken’s soul…but I can eat that shit fried up off the bone like a psychopath. That said, PETA is the key animal advocate organization that probably runs a scam like all the non-profits, overpaying the execs, but that gives famewhores everywhere an excuse to make a spectacle for their cause…keeping PETA talked about…while they try to organize actual campaigns with actual celebs…. I mean why wouldn’t they give Stodden the OK on this, it gets their message across and costs them nothing, bitch just needs an excuse and I guess PETA gives it… Fame whoring for a good cause is a good excuse and may still be famewhoring…but its’ a good cause…I just thought PETA was about getting people naked, not half naked and covered in what looks like period art, up on some NEW FEMINIST ARTIST….the pornstar version…because STODDEN does softcore porn for VIVID…. The post Courtney Stodden’s Famewhoring for the Animals of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bai Ling is great. She’s pushing 50 years old. She’s been in the paparazzi for the last 15 years, yet no one knows what she actually does. It’s safe to assume she’s just a rich as fuck girl from Hong Kong, living off her ridiculous Asian money, funding her existence with 100,000 dollar a month allowance, giving her all the free time in the world to paparazzi the paparazzi like some kind of stalker – convincing them to take pics of her. I am actually more interested in these LA older women, who were the INSTAGRAM models of their generation, with more of a hustle because they had to pull off stunts and get invites to the key parties to get into the media, they didn’t just need to post half naked pics shot by thirsty virgin photographers excited to get to be around half naked girls so they stage these lame photoshoots with them… These are the original drawn to Hollywood, too rich to work Hollywood BLVD, thirsty as fuck people, who didn’t need social media to make them…not that they are mad, but this shoot was for a magazine so I assume she’s finally breaking through…but probably not…but I am still a fan and always have and will be. The post Bai Ling Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bai Ling is great. She’s pushing 50 years old. She’s been in the paparazzi for the last 15 years, yet no one knows what she actually does. It’s safe to assume she’s just a rich as fuck girl from Hong Kong, living off her ridiculous Asian money, funding her existence with 100,000 dollar a month allowance, giving her all the free time in the world to paparazzi the paparazzi like some kind of stalker – convincing them to take pics of her. I am actually more interested in these LA older women, who were the INSTAGRAM models of their generation, with more of a hustle because they had to pull off stunts and get invites to the key parties to get into the media, they didn’t just need to post half naked pics shot by thirsty virgin photographers excited to get to be around half naked girls so they stage these lame photoshoots with them… These are the original drawn to Hollywood, too rich to work Hollywood BLVD, thirsty as fuck people, who didn’t need social media to make them…not that they are mad, but this shoot was for a magazine so I assume she’s finally breaking through…but probably not…but I am still a fan and always have and will be. The post Bai Ling Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
