It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Twenty Questions with hot all-girl performer Crystal Clark Fleshbot Alicia Arden sunbathes in see-through bikini bottoms Taxi Driver Movie Maria Sharapova can only play paddle tennis now The Nip Slip Xamira goes nude for Mise en Cage Drunken Stepfather Carmella Rose topless screengrabs from Treats! video Egotastic All Stars Busty boss Anya Ivy and her new secretary Karlie Montana Boobie Blog Ashley Graham models bridal lingerie Last Men on Earth Marvel wants girls to science the shit out of the world Double Viking Josie Canseco takes an outdoor shower Steakwood … read more
Instagram killed the Glamour Model star… Rhian Sugden is some Glamour model who is relatively famous in the Glamour Model scene….not that that scene matters or that I know all that much about this Glamour model scene….partially because I am not in the UK…but mainly because it is a scene that I hate since topless girls are meant to be strippers, and not given fame and fans that make them think that they are real famous models….especially with social media that proves we don’t need to pay girls to get naked on camera…especially when they look like this and should be banging on camera…because they look and probably act as classy as porn chicks. But instead they marry UK soccer players who see this as status – which is weird – but happens.. TO SEE IN A BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE The post Rhian Sugden Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s Selena Gomez against the clock. Dying of LUPUS. Getting CHEMO to treat that LUPUS. Pretty much not debilitating her from going to all the parties she wanted to go to. She’s like a Make a Wish Foundation bald headed kid at Disney pre-death riding every fucking ride because she knows this may be her last. Which makes sense because of that whole terminal illness managed by CHEMO thing…. So she’s out there, dressing aggressively sexy, working it for the paparazzi, because she knows Taylor Swift is pregnant and this is her window of opportunity to make her move and solidify herself in the industry using all those Disney taught skills… Not because she’s not famous, but because she’s not Taylor Swift, and that is where she wants to be, because it’s money, glory and everything…and when you’re on that timeline, you know with that CHEMO that doesn’t make you lose your hair, because it’s such a small dose…you fucking work it…as cheesy as you can….and I’m ok with it…because of hard nipples, ass pics, I don’t care the quality, just that they happened…it’s like a baseline of how desperate a bitch is, and I like desperate….especially when it is fighting for it’s life…dying… TO SEE MORE SELENA GOMEZ DRESSED SLUTTY IN PARIS CLICK HERE AND EVEN MORE MORE SELENA GOMEZ DRESSED SLUTTY IN PARIS (WITH PANTY FLASH) HERE The post Selena Gomez Paris Fashion Week Skin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Upton has been working out…so I guess it was a good opportunity for her to release all her hard work, while reaffirming to her fans that she’s still got her tits, because she knows as well as we all know, that her tits are all that fucking matter when it comes to Kate Upton…. The amazing thing in her is that at 23 years old, she’s been able to accomplish so much as a fat sloppy chick, that people believed was hot and amazing, all because they were told she was as they were stuffed with her tits in their face… This shoot is “Housewife”…which makes sense, because she’s built like a 45 year old mom on her way to pick-up the kids at the school dance…she’s got a GUNT and all…I thought only menopausal women got that… Either way, keep up the good work superstar I’ll never understand… The post Kate Upton’s Comeback for V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Irina Shayk is a brilliant hooker… What an amazingly strategic use of her amazing fucking body…and it worked out for her. From homosexual soccer stars to Hollywood A-List womanizers, this girl knows how to leverage her vagina into opportunities. I guess all models are capable of this type of behavior, and most pull it off with as much ease, since rich guys fucking love models. But I just really like it when the model in question is a Russian, because I know their evil core, their manipulative communist trained torture tactics that she uses to get ahead…because if a hot Russian came at me, I wouldn’t stand a fucking chance, but then again if any girl came at me, I wouldn’t stand a fucking chance, as long as they aren’t my wife, that is..so it’s not that impressive, but when she can pull it off with people with options…like Brad Cooper…it’s fucking great…it’s power…this body…is killer…and she’s fucking killin’it…I guess what I am saying is…I love her. The post Irina Shayk’s Body in Some Italy Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Martha….is one of the least attractive names the English language has to offer…I am sure there are worse…but just saying it makes me feel like I am simulating throwing up on myself while drunk with a mouth full of dog shit….. Imagine fucking a bitch and being like “Marthaaaaaaaaa”….but I guess you wouldn’t have to say it because the sound of her gagging on your dick would sound the same…. Either way, she’s one of the last standing American models, it’s all been outsourced to the Eastern Europe..those whores come cheap…so give some American ass some love…be a patriarch…god bless America…ass that hasn’t fallen victim to the obesity crisis… The post Martha Hunt’s Ass Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who the models are. I just know the pictures are taken by someone named Venetia Scott, who I’ve never heard of, but who I guess is a pornographer, who will prefer being called an artist or producer in fashion, because pornography is bad. Especailly her pornography, which is so softcore, especially since she’s probably from Europe, where tits aren’t pornography at all, but for the last 10 years of posting tits for fashion, I’ve been told that I am pornography, so maybe when you take something that is innocent nudity and talk about how you want to fit it’s entire vagina in your mouth so that you choke on it so hard you pass out, it becomes pornography…and I’m just delusional in thinking that life is just unfair for me because the big fashion brands don’t throw millions of dollars at me for my inspiring fashion site, because I only pay attention to fashion for the tits. Either way, I like this photoshoot. The post Nipples for Self Service Magazine by Venetia Scott of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Because the only thing better than one bikini hottie is a whole bunch of them, here’s a new photoshoot from Gracie Carvalho and a few of her fellow Victoria’s Secret models. And to be honest, I’m having a tough time picking which one I like best, but if I had to choose, I guess I’d pick Gracie whichever one would agree to go on a date with a pasty blogger. Not all at once now, ladies… Actually, on second thought, nevermind. The more, the merrier. Call me!
Scott Disick Abandons Plans For Recovery Scott Disick says “later for that rehabilitation isht.” The Lord has been partying nonstop since Fashion Week last month, and is now tucked away in Mexico with booze and models. Reports say he’s basically decided that he’s done with fighting his addiction …and has chosen to just feed the demon instead. Via E!online : Scott Disick is living his life his way. The 32-year-old reality star and father of three was spotted soaking in the sun while poolside Thursday in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, with three models. Disick has reportedly been staying with Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis and his girlfriend Abbey Wilson at Francis’ home. While Kourtney Kardashian’s former partner was busy on the phone and drinking water in this particular photo, his vacation has not been entirely sober. Earlier in the week, Disick was photographed drinking what appeared to be a beer and a mixed drink while also smoking a cigarette. Having sought treatment in rehab on four separate occasions—most recently in October 2015 for alcohol abuse—Disick’s renewed drinking is a bright red flag that he’s resorted to his tumultuous party ways again. “It’s very safe to say Scott is no longer interested in recovery,” a source told E! News. “He’s been drinking and partying for the last several weeks. This is what he wants. This is what he’s choosing. The friends he’s hanging out with aren’t helping.” Yikes. Well Scott has been hanging out with the fam steadily since his split from Kourt…so it seems that no one else has much of an issue with his hard-partying ways. Hopefully he can find some balance since he refuses to put the bottle down… Splash / WENN
Good thing Dominika Cibulkova is good at tennis, because we know where she’d be if she wasn’t… She wouldn’t have 7 million dollars in career wins… She wouldn’t be touring the world with her 4 Women’s Tennis Association wins…But that doesn’t mean she wouldn’t be touring the world…with some Russian billionaire who likes to keep the top tier sex workers to himself…because according me, which is obviously fact…all Eastern Europeans, who are Olympic Athletes or disgusting looking, are “models” and in being models there is a spectrum of level of hooker they are…either embraced by fashion media and dating billionaires…or embraced by porno and webcam media sold to americans for 10,000 dollars…but models nonetheless… I guess what I am saying is that I’ve always loved women’s tennis, from the panty flashes to the sexualized grunts that sound like they are getting blasted up the ass…hard…with each swing….except when the VENUS WILLIAMS sisters are the ones playing….but amongst the VENUS WILLIAMS sister is this magic….like Dominika Cibulkova…the way it should be…. The post This is what Slovakian Tennis Looks like of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
