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Heidi Klum Promoting her Lingerie of the Day

I like to revisit these lingerie pics of a 50 year old, mom of 5, banged out by Seal, and his baby arm sized cock, you see cuz dude’s rich but has LUPUS scars and no bitch is getting with rich and LUPUS scars unless he’s got a big dick….oh wait….he’s rich…and famous..that’s usually for the big dick ego without the big dick, hell they are even saying Hitler had a botched circumcision from his Rabbi and that’s why he went all Jew killing crazy….dick size don’t matter…but for a German…like Hitler and Heidi Klum it probably does…it fills their weird Nazi based ideology that was only 75 years ago….you know even older than people you probably know….no long ago…which is probably where they got the technology to create this one in a lab….as robot models for big brands who don’t age badly, even when they are into German scat S&M and have a bunch of kid…have a good ROI…. Either way, here is her lingerie.. The post Heidi Klum Promoting her Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cora Keegan’s is the Bush of the Day

As a purveyor, curator, endorser, lover of bush, and I have been for my entire fucking life…where the whole “wax your pussy” offended me and made me sad, an dating girls required serious negotiations to get them to grow out their bush, even though the natural way is the low maintenance way and the bigger the bush the sexier the girl got to me…. And as someone who has negotiated with Cora Keegan about her bush over the years we’ve interacted, mainly before she was married to some 50 year old comedian she met on the internet after listen to his podcast…back when she was a Victoria’s Secret dropout, who unlike the Kendalls and Gigis of the world who beg their daddy’s or in Kendall’s case, her “it” to get them into Victoria’s Secret, this Cora Keegan joker said no thanks to the offer and moved to LA to grow out a bush… There’s something overly hipster, bohemian, Coachella try hard about that..forced….unauthentic but I don’t care what the bush motivation is, as long as there’s fucking bush happening, this motherfucker is happy. I want bush to be what waxing is, I want every cheesy cunt around (figurative cheese, not literal) to have a fucking lazy girl bush…and I want it on my face or at least in pics so I can imagine cumming in it / on it and having it rubbed the fuck in.. Not that Cora Keegan does that to me, she bores me, but her bush…is everything…I mean at least right now, there’s better bush out there, but I like to give all bush a fair chance…an opportunity to have it’s 15 minutes… So what I’m saying is that Cora Keegan is my unofficial mascot for the day, as she rocks the bush of the day.. The post Cora Keegan’s is the Bush of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria’s Secret Takes on Sports Illustrated of the Day

Victoria’s Secret are well aware that Sports Illustrated swimsuit is happening, they are actually going up against Sports Illustrated.. As an evil corporation who use real models instead of instagram models for their photoshoots, you know an army of immigrant babes who beg to be part of the brand as it is the American model dream, even though Sports Illustrated has the exact same fucking opportunity, yet for some reason cast bootleg, garbage girls….for the most part… They’ve figured out that if they do an informercial in the spring based on SWIM, since bathing suits are a big market for them, along with the informercial they do for LINGERIE in winter…both the biggest times for those markets…they’ll really own all things SWIM…. All while Sports Illustrated execs are thinking “why the fuck didn’t we do that live SWIM fashion show on Network Television, we wouldn’t even have conflict of interest because we’re not peddling our own products like Slapchop Vince..”…but they didn’t fucking idiots…and here’s SI girl doing SWIM better than Cheesy SI girls…during the SI Swim week, that VS is doing a “shut the fuck up”…on… The post Victoria’s Secret Takes on Sports Illustrated of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk and Steffy Argelich for Vogue Paris of the Day

Prostitute to the stars, Irina Shayk, may be a soulless Russian, but that’s OK because no Russian women have souls. They are just trained to like the best things life has to offer and they are trained how to get those things using their amazing faces and bodies that we can assume Communist rule has something to do with…because there are so many fucking hot Russians in both mainstream and sex work, that something had to happen, like extermination or “genocide”…to make this happen. You have to remember that Russia is still a place where people are getting poisoned for doing things that humiliate Russia, whether you’re the head of the Track and Field team, or the ex spy a UK Judget said PUTIN probably poisoned…this is now that the country opened up, and not behind the iron curtain with internet access..we can assume that they are a crazy fucking people…back before they could get caught. Either way, that doesn’t mean Irina and her topless friend aren’t lovely, if anything it makes me like them more – knowing they are out to kill whatever gets in the way of her “dreams”….and/or retirement plan….and/or Brad Cooper…she’s worked too hard to make this happen. I mean – this is Vogue Paris, and yes they’ve devalued by using Kardashians and other fame whores to promote their magazine, but they are still Vogue Paris…that’s big for what could have been a Russian sex worker… The post Irina Shayk and Steffy Argelich for Vogue Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Erin Heatherton’s Asshole Upskirt in Miami of the Day

Erin Heatherton is one of the models that Leonardo DiCaprio hired to play girlfriend when she was first launching her modeling career, before getting fat and being downgraded to Sports Illustrated, which happens to be where Lenardo DiCaprio is hiring his new girlfriend’s from, because like Hugh Hefner, the gutter girls are more fun than the uppity fashion girls.. The reason I know they weren’t or aren’t actually fucking Leonardo DiCaprio, and/or that they are hookers who gold dig to fuck the famous, is because they are all BFFs and any girl I know would eat the fucking fetus of any girl who fucks a man they dated, even fucked, it’s just too close for comfort…. Well, she’s making moves by showing the world her fat legs and her asshole at some Sports Illustrated Miami swim event – because these motherfuckers are milking the fuck out of their magazine release with a 10 days of bullshit appearances, like the friend you hate who drags out their birthday into a month long ordeal…it’s like shut the fuck up SI and go take pics of girls in their bikinis, while those same girls on their quest of fame and fortune or at least fame and fortune cock….show the world their assholes… If you’re not into her asshole – and everyone should be because they are the gateway to a woman’s soul – and the only kind of sext I want – like Leo – He’s more about his asshole – here’s an emotional post by her directed at the sports illustrated editor – like some suck up weirdo “The lady that made my life fun again.. MJ, you are everything to me @MJ_Day” Intense…I guess this is what happens when a model fired by Victoria’s Secret goes through a depression – and needs SI to pull her out of the model dumps….I just wonder what the real reason for her being fired…I blame herpes…AIDS…or Leonardo but we’ll just go with “she didn’t sell enough for them because these girls are just sexy avon ladies”…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM CLICK HERE The post Erin Heatherton’s Asshole Upskirt in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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"Momager" Farrah Abraham Parades Sophia Around Fashion Week

At the tender age of six, Sophia Abraham has gotten her first taste of fame. “This is Sophia’s first Fashion Week ,” Farrah Abraham told Us Weekly at Bound by the Crown's fashion show on February 13. Sophia was unable to walk in the show because her flight from Texas got in late that morning (the worst, amiright?), but she did get to sit front-row in an outfit designed by Game of Crowns star, Susanna Paliotta. It'll take a solid two hours to remove all that makeup from Sophia's face, PS. 1. “Smile For The Camera” ‘Mom, I want to do this more and I want to do more modeling,'” Sophia told her mom. 2. Glinda? Is that you? What’s a red carpet without Ms. United Nations? 3. #Poise “Sophia is really professional,” Abraham told Us. “I’m not surprised because I know how well behaved my daughter is and I’m so thankful. Bless me!” 4. She’s Not a Momager, So Get Over It. But she does love a good fight. “I’m just about social justice,” Abraham said of her battles with other celebrities. “Amen to women like me!” 5. A Normal Pose for a Six-Year-Old “If my daughter says she doesn’t like something, I don’t do it,” Abraham claimed. “It’s up to Sophia.” 6. “I Need More Bunny. Give Me More Bunny!” Heavy is the hand that applied the eyeliner. View Slideshow

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Chanel Iman Has Us Jonesing For Summer

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Chanel Iman is a body goddess.

Chanel Iman Has Us Jonesing For Summer

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Swim NYC Event of the Day

Yesterday – I did this massive round-up of what I thought were the best pics from the Sports Illustrated 2016 issue, that in all honesty, I didn’t really look at all the pics in the issue…. SEE THE POST HERE TODAY – I am doing a post on the Sports Illustrated event for their Swimsuit edition that took place in NYC and that will be in Miami or Vegas later in the week, not that I am promoting them, but I do think it’s a weird concept to do these parties, that I am sure no one goes to, except maybe some really fucking weird dudes, who want to see the models they follow on Social Media in person….possibly rich dudes with money to proposition them for sex…like it is a rub and tug that lines up all the hands you can get jerked off by…because for the right price you can… I think the real takeaway from this is not that SI Swim events are a stupid waste of fucking time, it’s all paid with ad money, why not get some coverage for a bullshit event….there are events for everything – so I’m not offended…. The real takeaway is that these models aren’t that hot. Remember they are in hair and make-up from professionals, but the pics are photoshopped, and all I see is some cheesy looking bitches, interchangeable with so many other bitches…none exciting, are amazing, just a whole lot of whatever….hookers….really….boring, uptight, snobby hookers…the whole lot of them. So if you were one of the losers who went out to meet them, you’re not just weird, you’re also a fucking idiot… BoNUS – Here’s one of the models – Samantha Hoopes looking about right – I hear she charges $10k a night – RUMORS! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF THE EVENT CLICK HERE The post Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Swim NYC Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Absolutely No One Showed Up To The Anti-Beyonce Rally In New York City

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Beyonce haters were talking tough on the internet all last week, but didn’t even care to show up to their own anti-Bey rally.

Absolutely No One Showed Up To The Anti-Beyonce Rally In New York City

#NYFWNoir: Meet The Model Who Has Made A Living Using Social Media

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Use social media to your advantage. Destiny Owusu definitely did!

#NYFWNoir: Meet The Model Who Has Made A Living Using Social Media