It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, but sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Vintage hotness: Natalie Wood by the pool Fleshbot Millie Mackintosh flashes her ass cheeks Taxi Driver Movie Random topless models in some random magazine Drunken Stepfather Khloe Terae goes topless for the love of hockey Egotastic All Stars Jelena Jensen drops her bra and panties Boobie Blog Dylan Penn topless on a balcony The Nip Slip Joanna JoJo Levesque in a see-through tank top Last Men on Earth Five Better Movies than Pride & Prejudice & Zombies for you to watch instead Double Viking Melanie Iglesias is handing out football boners Steakwood
This is a W Magazine spread with models..and Gigi Hadid… The models include: Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge, Cameron Russell, Maria Borges, Julia Hafstorm, & Alisa Ahmann and Gigi Hadid….who would be a model if she could and I guess since her mom was a model she pulled some strings and bought her modeling career and she gets more work and makes more money than a model, and already has more money than any model…and that’s what matters…she’s the star of this shoot – yet the least qualified…how’s that make sense… The post Models for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who any of these models are: Caile Noble, Elie Maalouf, Marie Claire France, Melina Gesto, Michael Hemy, Sebastien Cambos I don’t know what this shoot is for, but I am assuming it’s for the latest issue of some fashion magazine that makes millions of dollars a year being pretentious as fuck about nothing very important…hiring a bunch of staff and interns who are also pretentious as fuck but not very important…only they walk around an think that they are…it’s fashion baby… I am only posting it for the nipple… The post Random Models in Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alessandra Ambrosio is too old for this kind of behavior…sure she’s the original Victoria’s Secret model from Brazil…I mean besides 60% of the other models they’ve used from Brazil…but she’s still too old for this model shit… I may not be into Alessandra Ambrosio, but I do find it interesting that as a Brazilian, there is a 92% chance that she’s got a dick and that her kids she had as a good Catholic girl were bought in some Brazilian village…with Victoria’s Secret money….I mean if that was the case, it’d make her more interesting….than her breast implants do… I guess this one’s for the foot fetishists – they love all feet… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Whores Out for Shoes of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alessandra Ambrosio is too old for this kind of behavior…sure she’s the original Victoria’s Secret model from Brazil…I mean besides 60% of the other models they’ve used from Brazil…but she’s still too old for this model shit… I may not be into Alessandra Ambrosio, but I do find it interesting that as a Brazilian, there is a 92% chance that she’s got a dick and that her kids she had as a good Catholic girl were bought in some Brazilian village…with Victoria’s Secret money….I mean if that was the case, it’d make her more interesting….than her breast implants do… I guess this one’s for the foot fetishists – they love all feet… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Whores Out for Shoes of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Candice Swanepoel still does Victoria’s Secret, it’s really all she fucking knows. It’s the only job she’s really had, and since they saved her from South AFrican black crimes against racist slave driving white people, and HIV…so much HIV….but giving her a work Visa and celebrity…she owes it to them… She’s currently engaged, but that doesn’t mean she hasn’t fucked countless rich dudes while dating her gay looking fiance…she’s pushing 30…and still has a rocking fucking body..but I still find her totally fucking boring…. We live in a world that being hot and half naked is enough to get noticed, followed or a like…but to really have impact…bitch needs a personality…or maybe I’m just low testosterone and not enough of a caveman to think “girls are just pussy, this girl is good pussy, even if this pussy is diseased, I’ll conquer it like a fucking primate”….and I’m all sensitive and shit, thinking “please do something more than the same fucking thing you’ve always done – 9 years later”….because I can just cross reference those pics, when she was young and better…why would I want to look at her at 30 doing it…when I have access to her youth…ya know…I know.. But then again, Victoria’s Secret, like everything have taken a cue from instagram and made their traditionally typical, the exact same shoots, for the same product shoots, more snapshot feelin’ and real…I mean bitch is actually smiling and having fun…weird.. The “Easter Egg” in these pics is the one with her wrinkled faceand double CHIN…just how we like our models… The post Candice Swanepoel Still Does Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Candice Swanepoel still does Victoria’s Secret, it’s really all she fucking knows. It’s the only job she’s really had, and since they saved her from South AFrican black crimes against racist slave driving white people, and HIV…so much HIV….but giving her a work Visa and celebrity…she owes it to them… She’s currently engaged, but that doesn’t mean she hasn’t fucked countless rich dudes while dating her gay looking fiance…she’s pushing 30…and still has a rocking fucking body..but I still find her totally fucking boring…. We live in a world that being hot and half naked is enough to get noticed, followed or a like…but to really have impact…bitch needs a personality…or maybe I’m just low testosterone and not enough of a caveman to think “girls are just pussy, this girl is good pussy, even if this pussy is diseased, I’ll conquer it like a fucking primate”….and I’m all sensitive and shit, thinking “please do something more than the same fucking thing you’ve always done – 9 years later”….because I can just cross reference those pics, when she was young and better…why would I want to look at her at 30 doing it…when I have access to her youth…ya know…I know.. But then again, Victoria’s Secret, like everything have taken a cue from instagram and made their traditionally typical, the exact same shoots, for the same product shoots, more snapshot feelin’ and real…I mean bitch is actually smiling and having fun…weird.. The “Easter Egg” in these pics is the one with her wrinkled faceand double CHIN…just how we like our models… The post Candice Swanepoel Still Does Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Diddy’s Daughters Pose For Sean John Kids Diddy’s daughters are already starting to follow in their mogul father’s footsteps. Twins Jessie and D’Lila, alongside their sister Chance , are all acting as little mini models for their father’s brand. Diddy, twins’ mom Kim Porter, and Chance’ mama Sarah Chapman, all shared pics of the girl’s cutesy campaign for Sean John Kids, hitting Macy’s later this month: They are too adorable, aren’t they?? Instagram
Phoebe Price sends me texts or maybe emails whenever I do a post on her…last time I called her 50 years old…and she was not very happy about it…today…I’ll just say that I find her career direction interesting to watch at whatever age she is… I am not sure what the event in question is, maybe International Cupcake Day, but the level of sexy that is going on in this is too much to grasp or handle…you know so sexy that you don’t even know if it is sexy or if you should throw up all over your motherfucking self…and then you remember Phoebe Price is a goddess and of course you shouldn’t throw up, but rather take it in…the irony, the product of the paparazzi in the days they mattered…now moving to social media…as naked and exhibitionist as she can… I find it fascinating and fantastic. She’s great. This is so amateur and fetishy, confusing, and why the store bought cupcakes are in the oven…it’s magical.. Jokes aside. This is seriously my favorite shoot that has happened in the last long time. Everything and everyone else is so commercial and generic. This is just good on all fronts…raw, real, confusing, amazing. The post My Friend Phoebe Price Made Cupcakes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
These could be fake uncensored but they are circulating based on the below instagram pic… I was looking at LUI Magazine pictures just YESTERDAY for my post on Rihanna’s new song, because Rihanna was topless for LUI magazine a few months ago… For those of you who don’t know, LUI magazine was some porn mag, that rebranded as a men’s mag in France that featured famous models and girls naked in some pretty trendy looking pics… For those of you who don’t know, Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator copying everything Rihanna does…when she’s not milking her tits like the talentless obvious cow she is… In this case, she’s doing both. Not her first time showing her tits, but probably the first time in magazines flashing…because girls don’t get paid 200k from Playboy to do this anymore. They do it for free. Interesting logic…. A photo posted by Florence Willaert (@flowillaert) on Jan 28, 2016 at 4:36am PST The post Rita Ora Flashes her Tits for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
