Source: TIMOTHY A. CLARY / Getty Don’t you just hate when your younger sibling is all of a sudden the cool, lit one of you two? Well, Mario of the Super Mario Bros. knows exactly how that feels. He’s been in the game — no pun intended— for over 35 years, but it’s his younger, taller brother Luigi that’s keeping up with the modern ratchet times: Name someone with more finesse… I'll wait pic.twitter.com/2RfgQqzwHo — Chrollo (@ChrolloSSB) March 14, 2018 Speaking of Luigi, he’s also been making headlines for the newest addition to his character. Let’s just say they’re really trying to make Mario’s baby brother the most authentic, swaggiest member of the Mario Kart crew. Yes on tumblr I found a full on debate about the length of Luigi’s dick. You’re all welcome pic.twitter.com/BM7z9frCod — ʏᴏ ʜᴏᴇ ʜᴏᴇ #teamTrixie (@damnmanitscam) March 15, 2018 Black Mirror is upon us.
90 Day Fiance couple Molly Hopkins and Luis Mendez are divorcing . Sometimes, reality television isn’t the best place to build your relationship. But sometimes, that’s just how things end. Now, Luis is lashing out, not only at TLC, but at Molly — claiming that she hoards 90 Day Fiance profits and has a wickedness of the heart. And … is he accusing her of domestic violence? Last year, it looked like Molly and Luis had made it . Because the 90 Day Fiance got married. 41-year-old Molly’s daughters weren’t exactly over the moon about the idea of 26-year-old Luis becoming their stepdad, but the marriage happened anyway. The couple had their ins and outs even after they tied the knot, splitting but then reconciling before the Tell All special. At the beginning January, however, they split for good. Also in January, Molly filed for divorce. Now, Luis is posting on social media, griping that Molly asked to have his cell phone back. “When someone is so miserable in the heart, they ask you for a cell phone back.” That sounds sort of standard to us — like changing the Netflix password after a breakup. But Luis has other gripes to air. “And that is not considering that she never share the profits of the reality show.” This is not the first time that Luis has complained about money. He thinks that it’s a sign that Molly is a bad person. “How materialistic and low-class can someone be?” Much more alarmingly, Luis also posted this vague yet ominous message to Facebook. “If you want to see all about domestic violence soon follow this page it’s gonna post there.” No one has seen any follow-up post. This is vague enough that he hasn’t actually made any official accusation yet. But … it sure looks to many people like Luis was teasing that he was about to accuse Molly of domestic violence. That wouldn’t be a 90 Day Fiance first, as fans saw Anfisa Arkhipchenko strikes Jorge Nava on camera. But even the possibility is worrisome. As we mentioned, Luis Mendez has complained about financial issues before. Last time, Luis was lashing out at TLC and claiming that he hadn’t been paid. “TLC is a piece of s–t.” Wow. Tell us how you really feel. “They only use the immigrant people for make million dollar.” Some would point out that that’s part of the premise of the show, basically. “They don’t pay to us in the first 90 days and they destroy our lives with bad fame.” It’s believed that perhaps the show was waiting to pay Luis until he had his work visa. That doesn’t sound like their fault. To hear Luis tell it, though, it was a conspiracy. “But I don’t received any money only the American people do because we are trash for them.” He then declared that he was considering suing them. Instagram commenters were quick to shoot down Luis’ complaints about money. “I am sure you signed a liability waiver releasing TLC from lawsuits…plus I thought your purpose for being on the show was to document the process with your love Molly…sounds like all you were interested in was a pay day.” Some people were quick to defend Molly in particular. “Geesh so he came over here agreeing to be on tv and did not bother to read his contract then screwed over his own wife in the process. Sounds like she should be suing him.” He did, however, have his defenders. “Not really sure why everybody thinks everything is his fault. There are 2 sides to a story. But ok keep thinking he is this horrible person because I’m sure he isn’t.” There’s no telling how this mess will end. View Slideshow: 90 Day Fiance Couples: Who’s Still Together?
90 Day Fiance couple Molly Hopkins and Luis Mendez are divorcing . Sometimes, reality television isn’t the best place to build your relationship. But sometimes, that’s just how things end. Now, Luis is lashing out, not only at TLC, but at Molly — claiming that she hoards 90 Day Fiance profits and has a wickedness of the heart. And … is he accusing her of domestic violence? Last year, it looked like Molly and Luis had made it . Because the 90 Day Fiance got married. 41-year-old Molly’s daughters weren’t exactly over the moon about the idea of 26-year-old Luis becoming their stepdad, but the marriage happened anyway. The couple had their ins and outs even after they tied the knot, splitting but then reconciling before the Tell All special. At the beginning January, however, they split for good. Also in January, Molly filed for divorce. Now, Luis is posting on social media, griping that Molly asked to have his cell phone back. “When someone is so miserable in the heart, they ask you for a cell phone back.” That sounds sort of standard to us — like changing the Netflix password after a breakup. But Luis has other gripes to air. “And that is not considering that she never share the profits of the reality show.” This is not the first time that Luis has complained about money. He thinks that it’s a sign that Molly is a bad person. “How materialistic and low-class can someone be?” Much more alarmingly, Luis also posted this vague yet ominous message to Facebook. “If you want to see all about domestic violence soon follow this page it’s gonna post there.” No one has seen any follow-up post. This is vague enough that he hasn’t actually made any official accusation yet. But … it sure looks to many people like Luis was teasing that he was about to accuse Molly of domestic violence. That wouldn’t be a 90 Day Fiance first, as fans saw Anfisa Arkhipchenko strikes Jorge Nava on camera. But even the possibility is worrisome. As we mentioned, Luis Mendez has complained about financial issues before. Last time, Luis was lashing out at TLC and claiming that he hadn’t been paid. “TLC is a piece of s–t.” Wow. Tell us how you really feel. “They only use the immigrant people for make million dollar.” Some would point out that that’s part of the premise of the show, basically. “They don’t pay to us in the first 90 days and they destroy our lives with bad fame.” It’s believed that perhaps the show was waiting to pay Luis until he had his work visa. That doesn’t sound like their fault. To hear Luis tell it, though, it was a conspiracy. “But I don’t received any money only the American people do because we are trash for them.” He then declared that he was considering suing them. Instagram commenters were quick to shoot down Luis’ complaints about money. “I am sure you signed a liability waiver releasing TLC from lawsuits…plus I thought your purpose for being on the show was to document the process with your love Molly…sounds like all you were interested in was a pay day.” Some people were quick to defend Molly in particular. “Geesh so he came over here agreeing to be on tv and did not bother to read his contract then screwed over his own wife in the process. Sounds like she should be suing him.” He did, however, have his defenders. “Not really sure why everybody thinks everything is his fault. There are 2 sides to a story. But ok keep thinking he is this horrible person because I’m sure he isn’t.” There’s no telling how this mess will end. View Slideshow: 90 Day Fiance Couples: Who’s Still Together?
Like many Americans, the early months of 2018 may have left you with the distinct sense that the world has lost its way, and truth and justice have fallen victim to the pressures and temptations of the modern age. But it’s always darkest before the dawn, and today the citizenry of this proud nation can come together to celebrate the comeuppance of a world-class douche nozzle: You may remember Martin Shkreli as the “Pharma Bro” who jacked up the price of a life-saving medication by more than 5,000 percent during his brief time as CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals. The world quickly learned that Shkreli was not merely a calculating business man who saw an opportunity to widen his profit margins, but a full-blown cartoon supervillain who reveled in sowing chaos, tormenting those who he believed to be his enemies, and generally behaving like a flat-out penis wrinkle. While the best-known example of Shkreli’s rampant dickishness might be his decision to purchase the exclusive rights to a $2 million Wu Tang Clan album, which he then refused to release to the public, his sinister actions were taking place behind closed doors. Back in December of 2015, Shkreli was arrested for securities fraud , having allegedly defrauded investors during his time as a hedge fund manager. Today, Shkreli was sentenced to seven years in prison for his crimes. Those present in the courtroom say the 34-year-old openly wept as his sentence was read. “I’m not the same person I was. I know right from wrong,” Shkreli told the judge while pleaing for clemency. “I know what it means to tell the truth and what it means to lie. I am terribly sorry I lost your trust. You deserve far better,” he told the investors he defrauded. “I was wrong. I was a fool. I should have known better.” Neither the judge nor US Attorney Jacqueline Kasulis was moved to sympathy for Shkreli: “I want to make clear that Mr. Shkreli is not a child,” Kasulis told the court. “Mr. Shkreli is about to turn 35 years old, he’s a man. He’s not a teenager who just needs some mentoring. He is a man who needs to take responsibility for his actions.” Adding insult to injury, Shkreli’s own attorney told the judge that he often wants to punch his client in the face, but that the former CEOs status as “the most hated man in America” should not affect his sentencing. Shkreli has behind bars since September, when his parole was revoked after he posted threats to Hillary Clinton on his Facebook page. We’re sure he’ll be missed by … his mom? Maybe he had a doorman he was nice to, or something?
Like many Americans, the early months of 2018 may have left you with the distinct sense that the world has lost its way, and truth and justice have fallen victim to the pressures and temptations of the modern age. But it’s always darkest before the dawn, and today the citizenry of this proud nation can come together to celebrate the comeuppance of a world-class douche nozzle: You may remember Martin Shkreli as the “Pharma Bro” who jacked up the price of a life-saving medication by more than 5,000 percent during his brief time as CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals. The world quickly learned that Shkreli was not merely a calculating business man who saw an opportunity to widen his profit margins, but a full-blown cartoon supervillain who reveled in sowing chaos, tormenting those who he believed to be his enemies, and generally behaving like a flat-out penis wrinkle. While the best-known example of Shkreli’s rampant dickishness might be his decision to purchase the exclusive rights to a $2 million Wu Tang Clan album, which he then refused to release to the public, his sinister actions were taking place behind closed doors. Back in December of 2015, Shkreli was arrested for securities fraud , having allegedly defrauded investors during his time as a hedge fund manager. Today, Shkreli was sentenced to seven years in prison for his crimes. Those present in the courtroom say the 34-year-old openly wept as his sentence was read. “I’m not the same person I was. I know right from wrong,” Shkreli told the judge while pleaing for clemency. “I know what it means to tell the truth and what it means to lie. I am terribly sorry I lost your trust. You deserve far better,” he told the investors he defrauded. “I was wrong. I was a fool. I should have known better.” Neither the judge nor US Attorney Jacqueline Kasulis was moved to sympathy for Shkreli: “I want to make clear that Mr. Shkreli is not a child,” Kasulis told the court. “Mr. Shkreli is about to turn 35 years old, he’s a man. He’s not a teenager who just needs some mentoring. He is a man who needs to take responsibility for his actions.” Adding insult to injury, Shkreli’s own attorney told the judge that he often wants to punch his client in the face, but that the former CEOs status as “the most hated man in America” should not affect his sentencing. Shkreli has behind bars since September, when his parole was revoked after he posted threats to Hillary Clinton on his Facebook page. We’re sure he’ll be missed by … his mom? Maybe he had a doorman he was nice to, or something?
Ariel Winter is an emotionally damaged, maybe even stunted, product of the entertainment industry sold out by her mother, turned into a prostitute to the industry, giving up her childhood, her person, all to feed her mom’s ego and bank account, leaving her some weird, attention seeking, shameless on the social media, half naked despite being a fat pile of shit troll…with an emotional eating disorder…hence why she’s had at least one breast reduction, but still has monster tits, at 18 or 19….and a gunt like a 40 year old…despite being 18 or 19… Sure she lies to the fans with workout gear, workout videos, maybe because of a Modern Family contract, they police her and don’t want her fat, but clearly…her relationship with this ice cream is straight sexual. So for those of you with a FEEDER fetish…eat it up….suck it down. The post Ariel Winter Deep Throats an Ice Cream Cone of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Jemal Countess / Getty Dr. Maya Angelou ‘s phenomenal life touched all of us in one way or another. But who knew that the legendary poet was at least partially responsible for passing the Milly Rock up the family tree? The ancient moves that have evolved from the boogaloo to the modern Milly are clearly kin in the video below: So, I’m pretty sure Maya Angelou just educated me on what African movements the Milly Rock originated from. (1968) pic.twitter.com/dDIESLSVEe — Brown Girl Alchemy (@amberjfinney) November 5, 2017 @ us with your best boogaloo if it’s sturdy.
Ariel Winter is really working on hard on her social media. Here she is twerking her juicy booty and working out. Clearly she knows this is the last season of Modern Family. And clearly she knows, these types of antics will get her posted on Hollywood Tuna. Keep up the good work.
Source: Katrina Wittkamp / Getty A night out on the town with Bae is what date nights are made of, but sometimes a simple night on the couch is all you need to make romantic memories. The best date night in starts with snacks, a good blanket and more importantly, a great TV/ movie lineup. Shows that spark healthy discourse or an all-out battle of the sexes are what keep your favorite shows and relationship interesting. Are you and Bae on the opposite side of an episode or do you see remnants of your relationship in your favorite TV couple? These are just a few of the questions that are bound to come up while “bae watching” and we’ve compiled a list of the best ones on our radar. Let us know if your favorite made the list! Insecure Whether you’re a member of the #LawrenceHive or strictly #TeamIssa, there are few better shows depicting modern, black relationships than the HBO hit Insecure . On Sunday nights, all you have to do is hop on Twitter to see the trending topics dominated by the events of that week’s episode. What makes this show such a fun watch for couples is that not only does it open the dialog for the ups and downs of relationships, but it also allows you to see relationship situations from various perspectives. Also, it’s hilariously funny and relatable, making it something you and Bae will talk about all week long. MUST READ: Lots Of Black Women Enjoy Giving Head, Ya’ll Power Don’t get it twisted, just because the Starz hit crime drama Power is testosterone-driven doesn’t mean both sexes can’t equally enjoy it. Power is must-see TV. The bulk of it centers around the drug game, Ghost and his right-hand man Tommy, but the juiciest part of the show is the downright messy love triangle between Ghost, his wife Tasha and mistress Angela and now Ghost’s former lawyer Silver. All of which will lead to heated arguments but enthralling debates between you and Bae. MUST READ: Omari Hardwick Turned Down A Role In ‘Girls Trip’ Empire Is there a better way to spend Thursday nights than with the Lyons? We think not. Empire perfectly combines the campiness of soap operas, the drama of the crime underworld and the lure of the modern music industry into a TV viewing experience. Men may admire the ruthless business dealings of Lucious Lyon, while women cape for Cookie’s tell-it-like-it-is approach to family and business. It’s impossible not to be sucked into the Lyon’s Den and their drama, which will keep both you and Bae entertained, while streaming the music from each week’s episode. Atlanta Atlanta is the quirky, brilliant, funny and blisteringly realistic show from the mind of Donald Glover. During its first season, the FX hit series was honest in its portrayal of a young black man trying to chase his dreams and the various obstacles in his way that range from comedic to dramatic and everything in between. You and Bae will laugh at its humorous take on struggling to make it, but also spark a healthy discussion on real-life issues currently dominating our landscape, like racism, classism, homophobia and transphobia. If nothing else, you both will come away with a healthy appetite for lemon pepper wet wings and an appreciation of Paper Boi’s skills on the mic. Dear White People The freshman Netflix series Dear White People takes on the serious topics (see issues on race, class, sex), but also leaves room for some good ol’ relationship drama and wild college antics, which is the basis of what makes this show memorable. The series is also a very timely depiction of what is going on in the country right now, but it’s not so preachy that you and Bae can’t find some enjoyment watching. After all, binge-watching is the ultimate modern-day couple activity. Blackish If you’re not married, but thinking or hoping to go that way in the future, the ABC hit family comedy Blackish is the perfect show to watch with Bae to get a take on how modern family life is…and if you view it the same way or not. Will you be a free-spirited mom like Bow or will you attempt to lay down the law like dad Dre only to find yourself in a string of mishaps? There are so many questions you and Bae can ask each other while watching Blackish and laughing along the way. This modern depiction of the black family also brilliantly highlights some of the biggest issues of today that not only impact adults, but kids as well, making this the perfect family comedy that also has a lot of heart. DON’T MISS these TV stories: Melanin Magic: The Best New Black-Led TV Shows Of 2016 The Best Black Web Series’ You Should Be Watching
Ariel Winter is so innovating and interesting as a celebrity child star who was used by her parents, then turned 18, and used by herself, as she protested in a teen angst rebellion, by slutting the fuck out for social media, pissing everyone around her off, but the execs at Modern Family, because the more scandal she gets the higher the ratings…from cutting off her tits pervs jerked off to while she was under 18, only for them to grown back shaped better at 18…in what I assume was designed to offset her gut because she’s fat, not too fat yet, but will be….even if she’s trying to pretend she’s not in her tight clothes, squeezing into pants too small for her, wearing fitness gear, all while being a pig.. It’s fascinating how far delusions can go when you’re a kid with a lot of money who has been coddled your whole life..the haters don’t phase you because you’re so built up…you know…crazy person… But then again, at least she’s trying to turn this chubby around and get fit, that’s more than the body positive porkers are doing, this one knows – she knows – fit is better and may pull through…there’s still hope for her…just hope they can give neck extensions to make her less neckless and creepy like some kind of fisher price toys. .. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Pig in a Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
