Forbes has released its annual rankings of the highest-paid women on television. And let's just say it pays to be funny. A LOT. Via data collected between June 1, 2015 and June 1, 2016, the magazine has confirmed that the three actresses who banked the most bucks during that time period all star on popular comedies. Not that the seven other stars listed below fared very poorly, of course. Ready to count down from #10 to #1? Let's do this… 10. Julie Bowen – $10 Million Julie Bowen, of course, stars as Claire Dunphy on Modern Family. 9. Julianna Margulies – $10.5 Million The Good Wife star is now unemployed. Who wants to write her next huge paycheck? 8. Priyanka Chopra – $11 Million Not too shabby for an actress with just one season of a hit show (Quantico) on her resume. 7. Stana Katic – $12 Million No wonder Stana Katic was pissed over basically getting fired from Castle. She made a lot of money! 6. Kerry Washington – $13.5 Million Who knew you could make so much money just by burying scandals and secrets in DC? 5. Ellen Pompeo – $14.5 Million Heck, she could probably ask for anything she wants at this point. She IS Grey’s Anatomy. View Slideshow
Big Girl Kate Upton – has been working out – because I guess she’s tired of being told she’s too big, fat and awkward shaped by the haters…while realizing by cross referencing her savings account…not her trust fund account because her grandfather invented the modern Washing Machine….and she has evidence that she’s not too fat to get work, she got paid, people hired her, she worked everyday – and now her retard, terrible acting skills are being put into movies…her real passion….because movies need random big titty hot chicks… What she doesn’t realize is that she was fat, dudes just don’t care as long as there are big tits…and dudes are still jerking off to pics of her tits…we’re basic like that…and brands are too stupid to realize why people are actually being followed on social media and assume putting them in lipstick campaigns will convert…even though the only people who give a fuck about her are too busy jerking off to her tits to buy lipstick for when they are jerking off to her tits…. Tits she not showing off for this shoot…a terrible attempt at a rebrand… The post Big Girl Kate Upton in Glamour Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jon Polito, a veteran actor who was a favorite of The Coen Brothers, died on Thursday night after being taken off life support. He was 65 years old. On the big screen, Polito was likely best known for roles in The Big Lebowski and Miller’s Crossing. But he appeared in over 100 films throughout his impressive career, while also appearing on such hits TV shows as Seinfeld, Modern Family and Homicide: Life on the Streets. Polito was diagnosed with melanoma in 2008. He recently suffered an infection following a surgery and reports confirm he slipped into a coma Sunday. Director John McNaughton then broke the sad news of his passing on Friday morning. “Jon was a born actor and will be deeply missed by his legion of friends, fans, family and of course his long time partner, Darryl Armbruster to whom I send my condolences,” said McNaughton, adding: R.I.P. old pal.” A native of Philadelphia, Polito also counted roles on Broadway as part of his extensive resume. He stopped by The Late Show with David Letterman on a couple of occasions, as documented in the following reel of Polito’s most memorable moments in comedy: Jon Polito Comedy Rundown Comedian Scott Aukerman was one of many to pay tribute to the actor after learning of his death. This is what Aukerman wrote on Instagram of Polito: One of the coolest days on Bang Bang recently was when Jon Polito guest starred on our “You Made Your Bed, Now Lie In It” sketch. As a big fan, I was nervous about how he would feel about being in such a stupid sketch, but the minute he saw me, he laughed and said, “I’ve been watching your show, and you’re a sick twist!” He spent all day delightfully regaling us with stories about Miller’s Crossing, Barton Fink, and Death of a Salesman. Then, when the cameras turned on, he slipped into his classic hard-boiled character. A great actor and cool dude! RIP. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Passed Away in 2016: Gone, But Not Forgotten Through the years, Polito collaborated with some of the biggest names in Hollywood. He appeared alongside Marlon Brando in 1990’s The Freshman… worked with directors Tim Burton (Big Eyes) and Clint Eastwood (Flags of Our Fathers) … and played a villain in a pair of 1994 flicks, Blankman and The Crow. We send our condolences to his friends, family members and loved ones.
Sold her soul to the Kardashians…there is no way they built her up, brought her to all their events, helped create her instagram, pawned her off to Beiber when she was 17 like the MADAMS they are thanks to their mom being less of a Madam and more of a straight up pimp ….and that they aren’t TAKING a cut of this cunt they created… Not that Hailey Baldwin had a soul, she was just a vapid rich girl who thought she was hot, and now thinks she’s a model, because that’s the struggle these idiots go through – instead of getting an education – they show their Ballet flexibility they still have for their fans which are young dudes who jerk off to them – and make them feel more valued than their dad who is too busy being an egotistical cunt of his own to bother… I don’t find her hot, but she’s not that bad – and really at least she’s not Ireland – the big bulbous baldwin… The post Hailey Baldwin’s Deep Stretch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sara Sampaio is the non-fat ambassador of the modern modeling world. She’s also one of the products being exploited by the EVIL UNDERWEAR BRAND… I like to think they are up to no good over there at the EVIL UNDERWEAR BRAND head office and that Sara Sampaio is a Portuguese version of Adriana Lima, who coincidently speaks Portuguese…..in what I think could be a clone or a variation of Adriana Lima, where they took her EGG when they first abducted her and made this creature in her image…who has similar face… The assumption is that they they took the dumpy at 30 fat gene out of….which is why Sara Sampaio is so skinny.. I’ve said this theory before, but no one has listened and it would hurt my feelings – if I wasn’t a sociopath. TO SEE HER TOPLESS ON A YACHT – CLICK HERE The post Sara Sampaio Topless for GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sarah Hyland is the cuter one from Modern Family, because she’s not a fucking attention seeking monster spilling out of all her clothes – as some kind of protest for being raised in network tv…because Sarah Hyland has some genetic modification or hormone treatment that kept her youthful looking into her mid 20s…creepily youthful….. Here she is sitting on the stoop, trying to look up her skirt, while making faces like a homeless person, mid-shit…erotic. TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE Here’s her tattoo… The post Trying to Look up Sarah Hyland’s Skirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Are you the type of person who lives on Yelp or uses their Twitter Fingers to tell businesses how they have failed you? Well, you better think twice about complaining, especially when you travel to the United Kingdom. Travel + Leisure reports that the Civil Aviation Authority (CAA) is making moves toward its employees having a “lighter workload,” and in order for that to be accomplished, complaints from airline customers will be given to Alternative Dispute Resolution (ADR) companies, two of which “will charge a fee for resolution that is only refundable if the customer’s complaint is deemed ‘successful.’” If the customer’s complaint has been resolved, their complaint money will be refunded. But “Only if a customer is dissatisfied with an airline’s response (or if they never hear back from a complaint), will they move onto an ADR…” [ MadameNoire ] #RelationshipGoals: Modern Lovers Coloring Book Lets You Color Your Fave Celeb Couples I live for a good coloring book. And as we’ve discussed around these parts, you should invest in one since adult coloring books help alleviate stress. If you’re still on the lookout and just so happen to be a hopeless romantic, I have the perfect option for you: Modern Lovers: The Relationship Goals Coloring Book. Brought to you by Belly Kids, the book pays homage to some of the celebrity couples people can’t seem to get enough of. The curator of the coloring book, Michael Coley, told Mashable that the artists behind each of the illustrations wanted to create “a picture of love gone right.” “We’ve come together to create something fun, cute, a little bit dorky but immensely positive and warming.” [ MadameNoire ] Tink Drops New Winter’s Diary 4 Mixtape, Twitter Fans Currently In Their Feelings Tink has a lot of her fans starting their day on an emotional roller coaster. The Chicago-rapper jus dropped the fourth installment of her Winter’s Diary mixtape series. The rapper surprised fans with a midnight release of the tape. They responded by downloading it so many times that the MyMixtapes website crashed. The tape is Tink’s first release since Winter’s Diary 3 dropped in 2015 dropped in 2015. The response so far has been a massive one. The tape features production from Timbaland, Jahlil Beats and Cookin Soul and has cameos from Lil Durk, but this is Tink’s show… [ HipHopWired ] NJ Cops Chase 10-Year-Old With Gun, Believed He Was An Armed Robber [ Baller Alert ] Why Black Breastfeeding Week Is So Important [ HuffingtonPost ] Prince’s Paisley Park House To Become Museum, Opens October [ iHeart Radio ] Kanye West: The Stage Is All Mine At VMAs … Beware [ TMZ
Are you the type of person who lives on Yelp or uses their Twitter Fingers to tell businesses how they have failed you? Well, you better think twice about complaining, especially when you travel to the United Kingdom. Travel + Leisure reports that the Civil Aviation Authority (CAA) is making moves toward its employees having a “lighter workload,” and in order for that to be accomplished, complaints from airline customers will be given to Alternative Dispute Resolution (ADR) companies, two of which “will charge a fee for resolution that is only refundable if the customer’s complaint is deemed ‘successful.’” If the customer’s complaint has been resolved, their complaint money will be refunded. But “Only if a customer is dissatisfied with an airline’s response (or if they never hear back from a complaint), will they move onto an ADR…” [ MadameNoire ] #RelationshipGoals: Modern Lovers Coloring Book Lets You Color Your Fave Celeb Couples I live for a good coloring book. And as we’ve discussed around these parts, you should invest in one since adult coloring books help alleviate stress. If you’re still on the lookout and just so happen to be a hopeless romantic, I have the perfect option for you: Modern Lovers: The Relationship Goals Coloring Book. Brought to you by Belly Kids, the book pays homage to some of the celebrity couples people can’t seem to get enough of. The curator of the coloring book, Michael Coley, told Mashable that the artists behind each of the illustrations wanted to create “a picture of love gone right.” “We’ve come together to create something fun, cute, a little bit dorky but immensely positive and warming.” [ MadameNoire ] Tink Drops New Winter’s Diary 4 Mixtape, Twitter Fans Currently In Their Feelings Tink has a lot of her fans starting their day on an emotional roller coaster. The Chicago-rapper jus dropped the fourth installment of her Winter’s Diary mixtape series. The rapper surprised fans with a midnight release of the tape. They responded by downloading it so many times that the MyMixtapes website crashed. The tape is Tink’s first release since Winter’s Diary 3 dropped in 2015 dropped in 2015. The response so far has been a massive one. The tape features production from Timbaland, Jahlil Beats and Cookin Soul and has cameos from Lil Durk, but this is Tink’s show… [ HipHopWired ] NJ Cops Chase 10-Year-Old With Gun, Believed He Was An Armed Robber [ Baller Alert ] Why Black Breastfeeding Week Is So Important [ HuffingtonPost ] Prince’s Paisley Park House To Become Museum, Opens October [ iHeart Radio ] Kanye West: The Stage Is All Mine At VMAs … Beware [ TMZ
In honor of Bastille Day, A Moveable Feast: St-Germain Café Society Brunch Series kicked off this weekend for the first time ever in LA on July 9th. Co-hosts model and singer Caroline Vreeland and St-Germain Global Brand Ambassador Camille Vidal honored the gathering of the St-Germain Café Society at Republique. The brunch then moved to NYC on July 10th where co-hosts the Quann Sisters and and Ms. Vidal hosted at The McKittrick Hotel. The intimate brunches were created to emulate the modern day Café Society legacy, a legacy cherished from the 1920s where the “Beautiful People” and “Bright Young Things” gathered in avant-garde cafes in New York, Paris and London to celebrate creativity, fine-dining and life’s passions. The St-Germain Café Society Bon Vivants sipped St-Germain French elderflower liqueur daytime aperitifs while toasting to the summer brunch season and the French national holiday with guests including Ashley Moore, Kilo Kish, Joachim Johnson, Franchesca Ramsey, Pili Restrepo, and more.
Her name is Damaris Goddrie, she’s dutch. She was scouted off the street by some pervert who thought “Hey, I can make money off this bitch”…something I’ve tried but haven’t been able to pull off because they start screaming for help…I guess I don’t look like the right kind of model agent, even though my slogan is I’ll Get Drunk and Molest You…oh wait, I changed that to I’ll Make You Famous….and now I’m Modern Journalism…you know because “Conduit for Sluts to Get Seen” is too long…doesn’t matter…what matters is that she was a street walking girl, now she’s naked on the internet…it’s nice to see how dreams come true when you have big lips…that smoke…there’s a few fetishes in here, you just need to look for them….it’s just a nipple.. The post Damaris Goddrie has a Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
