Why is it that most Mexican women in their 40s look like little Mexican trolls, all full of corn tortillas and babies…living in some mud hut, when not trying to jump fences into the USA to work in California or Texas as cleaning ladies…and not like Salma Hayek, because I can assure you, that if they did look like Salma Hayek, I would revisit my half Mexican roots, and move there to hire a different one each night for 20 US dollars, like my friends do when they go to CUBA or South East asia… I mean sure, Salma Hayek isn’t looking her best now that she’s old and tired, but she’s still pretty fucking fantastic and that’s coming from a self hating Mexican, because my Mexican mom was a hooker who neglected me…leading me to this horrible existence…where I take out all my issues on Mexican woman…except maybe for Salma Hayek …because I want to breast feed and call her mommy…she’s the right age for that…and her tits look perfectly suited for it…I guess this is the opposite of Daddy issues. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
“Mommy, I will be in this shot, and you will deal!” — Blue Ivy Beyonce Shares New Photo With Blue Ivy Beyonce loves a good outfit of the day post when she can fit them into her busy schedule of partying with fellow celebs , shooting short films , or jetsetting with her equally rich & powerful husband . Bey tried to fit a few extra fashion flicks in for her personal website, but not without a few adorable interruptions from Blue Ivy. Bey was caught on camera giggling at her active little princess running happily through one of her perfectly posed style snaps, and posted the precious outtake up to her site earlier this evening. Too cute! Hit the flip to see the fly fashion snaps Bey was trying to click off before Blue dashed through Mommy’s shot… Beyonce.com
Britney Spears was spotted outside of a Laser clinic wearing a pretty tight shirt, rocking a solid looking set of tits, even though we’ve seen her tits and already know they are sloppy as fuck…something I guess her ass is also, but I can’t tell from this angle, I just know she’s at some Laser treatment centre for fat asses to look less cellulite ridden, since working out is hard to do, when you’re too medicated and/or eating junk food she got at Walmart… I am not against any and all efforts to make her look tight and fit for the next 5-7 years…even though she died to me when K-Fed violated everything about her… I mean it’s a vain world and no one, especially me, want our youth growing up thinking that they can make it in life as fat chicks… All this to say…look at those cancels…so strong from a life of dance…to make her mommy and daddy and so many other people rich..and…I like her “talk to the hand cuz the face don’t give a damn look”…and…I’m glad it’s not laser hair removal…even if she probably already has it…I just think bush is glorious and maybe something you’d want to covered her mangled vag…if you could…just pretend it’s her being trendy. Come on people…stop hating…this is Britney Spears fuck… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
To all you pregnant celebs out there, take it from my favorite little person Hayden Panettiere here: now this is how you take a pregnant selfie. Because let’s be honest, apart from the mommy blogs, these are the only baby bumps anybody actually cares about or wants to see. And if you ask me, Hayden’s look like they’re coming along very nicely. I already can’t wait for the next update.
To all you pregnant celebs out there, take it from my favorite little person Hayden Panettiere here: now this is how you take a pregnant selfie. Because let’s be honest, apart from the mommy blogs, these are the only baby bumps anybody actually cares about or wants to see. And if you ask me, Hayden’s look like they’re coming along very nicely. I already can’t wait for the next update.
Rihanna And Her Newborn Niece Wear Matching Miami Heat Jerseys Roc Nation badgal Rihanna has been laying relatively low since the summer season hit and she’s been spending some of her down time with her adorable newborn niece Majesty. After introducing the world to the little lady earlier this month when she was born just a few weeks ago, Aunty Rih-Rih shared more precious pics of her niece rocking Miami Heat gear earlier this week. Looks like Rih is enjoying getting this mommy practice in, riiiiigght? Hit the flip for more mew flicks of Rihanna and little miss Majesty.
As you probably know, Farrah Abraham is penning Celebrity Sex Tape, a trilogy of erotic novels about a young woman that is loosely based on herself. Gotta be pretty awkward for her daughter someday, right? Well, not anymore than the existence of the Farrah Abraham porn that the books are based on. Farrah’s clearly cool with it, and heck, she says she hopes the sexy novels that mirror her own sexual escapades are read by young Sophia one day. “If she wants to read it later in life, I might blush a little, but I wouldn’t stop her,” Farrah says. “Eventually, she will have to find out that Mommy is a sexual person.” Aren’t we all, she says? Sure we are, but not quite like … that. Will she pop in Backdoor Teen Mom on holidays, too? Sorry, maybe that’s too far, but when you’re talking about Farrah, one can’t be sure of anything. Back to her new book, Abraham has received major backlash from critics who claimed (nay, assumed) that she hired a ghostwriter for the sexy series. Farrah Abraham states that this is simply not the case here. Farrah Abraham Celebrity Sex Tape Photos Open Slideshow 1. Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making Cover Farrah Abraham on the cover of her new book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making. View As List 1. Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making Cover Farrah Abraham on the cover of her new book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making. 2. Farrah Abraham Lingerie Photograph Farrah Abraham rocking lingerie like a BOSS in a photo shoot for her new book. 3. Farrah Abraham: Celebrity Sex Tape in the Making Farrah Abraham on the cover of Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making. It’s the first installment of her erotic trilogy. 4. Farrah’s Bedroom Antics Farrah Abraham invites you into her bedroom. Do you accept the invite? 5. Farrah Abraham ‘Celebrity Sex Tape’ Photo Farrah Abraham in a promotional photo for her new Celebrity Sex Tape book trilogy. 6. Celebrity Sex Tape Author Farrah Abraham is about to publish her first erotic novel Celebrity Sex Tape. Here’s a pic from the Ellora’s Cave shoot. 7. Farrah Cleavage Photograph Farrah Abraham shows some cleavage in a photo shoot for her erotic romance novel. 8. Farrah Abraham Photo Shoot Farrah Abraham in a photo shoot for her upcoming novel, Celebrity Sex Tape. 9. Gettin’ All Dolled Up Farrah Abraham in a photo shoot for her erotic romance novel. 10. Prepping Farrah Farrah Abraham behind the scenes of her photo shoot for her erotic novel Celebrity Sex Tape. 11. Sexy Photo Shoot Behind the Scenes Farrah Abraham’s photo shoot for Celebrity Sex Tape goes behind the scenes. 12. Farrah Abraham From the Reverse Farrah Abraham from a reverse angle as part of the photo shoot for her upcoming novel, Celebrity Sex Tape. 13. Ass(es) Up! Farrah Abraham flips the script on a couple of her male subjects. Sort of literally. 14. Farrah Abraham and Hunk Farrah Abraham and the type of hunk you would assume would be in a photo shoot for her erotic novel with her. 15. Farrah and a Hunk Farrah Abraham and the type of guy you would assume would be in a photo shoot for her erotic romance novel. According to the reality star, she would NEVER hire professional writing help to tell a story so personal, no matter how passionately dirty it might be. “There were no ghost writers,” the Teen Mom star says. “The story and words all came from my imagination.” Imagination is probably a strong word, considering that Vivid wants to silence her , fearing she will reveal trade secrets under the guise of thinly veiled fiction. She’s also referred to Celebrity Sex Tape as “therapeutic” because it mimicked her life … plus we’re not sure if she lacks the brain capacity to be super inventive. Just saying. Ghostwriting exists with her in mind. Farrah Abraham Talks Celebrity Sex Tape
This story gets uglier and uglier everyday. The Game Accused Of Not Allowing His Fiancee To Tend To Their Bleeding Daughter Game, this is not a good look homie. According to TMZ: The Game battered his ex-fiancee — then refused to let her tend to their bleeding child after an EXPLOSIVE fight at his home … according to new legal docs filed by the rapper’s ex — something Game vehemently denies. We broke the story … Tiffney Cambridge got a restraining order … claiming the rapper broke her nose and beat her to a pulp during a nuclear confrontation March 16th. Cambridge says in her docs the fight turned so violent, a table broke, injuring both kids. She says their 3-year-old daughter yelled for help because her leg was bleeding … and Game got even more ferocious when Cambridge went to help her. According to the docs, he told Cambridge, “Move the f*** out the way” and called her a b***h while tearing her clothing and repeatedly hitting her torso with his closed fist. She claims he also yelled, “I will end it all.” Cambridge says after the fight … Game refused to let her leave … telling the children that if Mommy called police, both Mommy and Daddy would go to jail. She says Game eventually allowed her to take the kids and go. She went to the hospital the next day, where she says she learned her nose was broken. As we’ve reported, Game insists he NEVER laid a finger on her and she’s flat-out lying. These two need to get it together because fighting in front of the kids is never cool. They need to focus on being role models to their children instead of going back and forth in the media.
