Lady Gaga got topless while wearing a thong and took pictures of herself because she is is one of those famous girls who got famous because they wanted it so badly to validate their existence…and there is no way she’s ever lose that fame without a fight… Aapparently this was how she arrived Airport in Greece…that should have got her sodomized…because I think that is how greeks say hello…accompanied by souvlaki… This is the weirdest way to land in a country…but I guess things are done different when you are a fame whore begging for attention, where hair and make-up and costumes and a mini performance with her dancers is the new wearing sweat pants and sunglasses… I think I should try this everytime I travel….I am sure it will go over well at the motel that charges by the hour… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF H CLICK HERE
These are outtakes of Candice Swanepoel from some Russell James pictures… That’s all that needs to be said… I mean other than that this guy shoots all of Victoria’s Secret stuff, meaning he is the guy behind all the shitty catalog shoots, but in his spare time he creates this kind of nipples filled magic…making me wonder why a little more of this, his actual work…isn’t applied to that…his money making sell out work…and the whole thing is upsetting…it’s like no nipples for Victoria’s Secret, because it is against the American Christian way…and distributing nipples to households around America would be considered obscene and would bite into profits…so instead of taking a stance to help lighten people up about tits…let’s just photoshop nipples out of our sheer sweatshop underwear – and pretend people don’t have them…anatomy revisionists for Christ…even though the owners of Victoria’s Secret are Jewish… But at least someone, one of their own, Russell James, is taking advantage of the models willing to get naked on camera…and taking those pictures…that need to be taken…all while financed by Victoria’s Secret…so I guess they aren’t as bad as their catalogs make them out to be…but then again I am not one of their factory workers…I’m strictly basing my opinion on these nipples.
These are outtakes of Candice Swanepoel from some Russell James pictures… That’s all that needs to be said… I mean other than that this guy shoots all of Victoria’s Secret stuff, meaning he is the guy behind all the shitty catalog shoots, but in his spare time he creates this kind of nipples filled magic…making me wonder why a little more of this, his actual work…isn’t applied to that…his money making sell out work…and the whole thing is upsetting…it’s like no nipples for Victoria’s Secret, because it is against the American Christian way…and distributing nipples to households around America would be considered obscene and would bite into profits…so instead of taking a stance to help lighten people up about tits…let’s just photoshop nipples out of our sheer sweatshop underwear – and pretend people don’t have them…anatomy revisionists for Christ…even though the owners of Victoria’s Secret are Jewish… But at least someone, one of their own, Russell James, is taking advantage of the models willing to get naked on camera…and taking those pictures…that need to be taken…all while financed by Victoria’s Secret…so I guess they aren’t as bad as their catalogs make them out to be…but then again I am not one of their factory workers…I’m strictly basing my opinion on these nipples.
I see a lot of great supermodel booties as part of my job — sorry, I wasn’t really going anywhere with that, I just wanted to brag while you’re stuck updating spreadsheets or doing something equally boring and booty-less. But anyway, for my money, these shots of French hottie and new Victoria’s Secret model Camille Rowe just might be some of the best I’ve seen in weeks. OK, that’s all. Time for everybody to get back to work. It looks like I’m going to have my hands full for a while after this. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Serena Williams embodies absolutley nothing tennis represents for me, and not because I am a white pant wearing socialite upper middle class motherfucker who sips cocktails at the tennis club, talking about my investments, or new ventures, while my mistress plays tennis as my wife spends my money shopping…but because I have always had a tennis fetish, maybe because I was never allowed in the tennis club, or maybe because skinny, fit, white girls flashing their panties while grunting like they are being savagely fucked up the ass as part of their sport is erotic…while these Serena Williams booty is just fucking savage…I mean it’s so big and scary and would require massive penis to deal with… The good news is I know so many white dudes, rich white dudes, who love being smothered by this kind of thing, because it’s different and got more flavor than the skinny white girls who are with them for their money… I am on the fence about whether this is good or bad, I just know I can’t stop staring…so it is something. TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE
Rapper Rick Ross opened the Mayweather VS Maidana weigh-in event with a live performance while showing his support for The Money Team. During his performance…
Get your daddy please…. Man Tries To Sell Police Crushed Up Pop Tart A Rocky Mount, North Carolina man was recently arrested after authorities say he tried to sell cocaine to an undercover agent that turned out to be a crushed up pop tart. W….T….F???? WTCI 12 reports: Halifax County deputies arrested a man they said tried to pass off a crushed up corner of a pop tart as cocaine. Cameron Mitchell, 30, of Rocky Mount, allegedly sold the fake crack cocaine to an undercover agent in June. Deputies arrested Mitchell on September 4th. Deputies say on June 19, during Operation Southern Summer, Mitchell was making a delivery to a convenience store in the town of Halifax when he came in contact with an undercover agent. During the conversation, Mitchell allegedly agreed to sell crack cocaine to the agent. Deputies say Mitchell went to the cab of his delivery truck and came back with what he said was crack cocaine. He allegedly sold it to the agent for $20. Agents field tested the evidence, and it was negative for the presence of cocaine. They went looking for Mitchell’s delivery truck and found it at another convenience store on Highway 561. Agents say Mitchell told them he needed the money, so he went into his truck and found the corner of a Pop-Tart, then sold it to the agent as crack cocaine. Mitchell faces charges of selling or delivering a counterfeit controlled substance and creating a counterfeit controlled substance. What was he thinking?????
Get your daddy please…. Man Tries To Sell Police Crushed Up Pop Tart A Rocky Mount, North Carolina man was recently arrested after authorities say he tried to sell cocaine to an undercover agent that turned out to be a crushed up pop tart. W….T….F???? WTCI 12 reports: Halifax County deputies arrested a man they said tried to pass off a crushed up corner of a pop tart as cocaine. Cameron Mitchell, 30, of Rocky Mount, allegedly sold the fake crack cocaine to an undercover agent in June. Deputies arrested Mitchell on September 4th. Deputies say on June 19, during Operation Southern Summer, Mitchell was making a delivery to a convenience store in the town of Halifax when he came in contact with an undercover agent. During the conversation, Mitchell allegedly agreed to sell crack cocaine to the agent. Deputies say Mitchell went to the cab of his delivery truck and came back with what he said was crack cocaine. He allegedly sold it to the agent for $20. Agents field tested the evidence, and it was negative for the presence of cocaine. They went looking for Mitchell’s delivery truck and found it at another convenience store on Highway 561. Agents say Mitchell told them he needed the money, so he went into his truck and found the corner of a Pop-Tart, then sold it to the agent as crack cocaine. Mitchell faces charges of selling or delivering a counterfeit controlled substance and creating a counterfeit controlled substance. What was he thinking?????
Lily Allen’s ass is doing something weird to her bikini – or her bikini bottom is doing something weird to her ass – I just know that despite her dying her hair, learning how to white girl twerk, trying her best to relive being a teen popstar she always wanted to be, she is a mom in her 30s…and that makes her gross. It makes the whole thing absolutely pathetic…but I guess the good news, at least the bright side to this sad sad story of a rich girl with broken dreams, who kind of made it but never quite made it to the level she wanted to, so now she’s up on round two or three and it’s really weird to observe her doing her social observation of pop music, making fun of it, all while doing it…when she should just sit on her money, raise her kids and live the good life…all while NOT wearing a bikini because she’ vile. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I am already considered a misogynist asshole who is highly negative, maybe even a hater…when really I just poke fun at overrated girls who I feel don’t deserve all the fame and attention they get because they are talentless hacks who are just polarizing a situation that involves them fucking the right people, and in turn the right people giving them jobs. It’s a series of who you know, who you fuck, who your family knows and all of a sudden the media goes along with it, making them a lot of money, even considered stars in their own right, feeding their egos, and I just come in to say “hey, what’s up, you look like a short, stalky, dumpy Lea Michele the second you aren’t being photoshopped in nude photoshoots that show off your tits…”…it’s like this is a “top model”…or someone worth celebrating, when she looks more like someone I wouldn’t even look twice at on the street, because she’s not beautiful, she’s bird-faced, weak chinned, and shitty bodied… Yet…people celebrate her all because she got into a nude music video and now she’s a fucking hollywood star…that’s pulling some serious fucking scams…and for that reason alone I break her down and point out her obvious flaws that I know you all see, but would still fuck, because you’ve seen her naked… I just think there are way hotter, more interesting girls out there doing great things that deserve the attention this bratty Hollywood trash is getting…they just aren’t getting naked and photoshopped for the right people. We call her Emily Rat Cow – because she’s got the face of a rat, the personality of a cow and her first name is Emily… She’s not as hot as you think she is, she’s not as hot as she thinks she is, and I even think she may have cankles… So dissecting girls, breaking them down, highlighting their flaws doesn’t make me feel good about myself, I just don’t like seeing people celebrate something they shouldn’t…false idols motherfuckers, I think there’s something in the bible about that…. Now, let’s focus on the real babes of the world, like the girl at the coffee shop who held my dog for me while I stared down her shirt….she was lovely. Here’s lots of hype, little substance…and inspiration to all the talentless girls willing to get naked that there is hope for them…
