Michea Crawford is a babe….a babe who reminds me that one of life’s greatest tragedies is that I didn’t stand outside her apartment screaming her name…or singing love songs I wrote about her…before she moved from Montreal to become the next big thing who hasn’t hit yet…but who will hit soon enough…I’m talking Victoria’s Secret…Sports Illustrated…I am convinced…cuz she’s amazing… Well it’s too late to cry over spilt milk…I can just admire her from afar…and my love song stalking probably woulda got me arrested…so I guess it worked out better this way….for all parties involved… I’m used to failing…it’s kinda my thing…
As George Michael told us so many years ago…and now Demi Lovato is reiterating….like some kind of evangelical ready to brain wash me and molest my children in exchange for a huge percentage of my money….money I’ll feel good about giving up…until finding out the evangelical is a fucking liar, homosexual, addicted to cocaine and all night choo choo train parties in 5 star hotels…the same things he convinced me was wrong to like….. Either way, this is a fucking religious experience people…Demi Lovato’s manic depressive bullshit spoiled brat arm is sent from fucking heaven to inspire us….that we do can stage breakdowns as easily as we can stage finding God….to help our careers and public image…So authentic…. Praise Jesus…Martinez
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Grass ain’t always greener… NeNe Leakes Talks About Marriage With Gregg If your man thinks the grass is greener on the other side, than let him wander — this according to reality star turned marriage counselor NeNe Leakes ! Via RadarOnline : The Real Housewives of Atlanta star and her ex-husband, Gregg, are opening up to the December issue of Ebony magazine about why they got divorced after 15 years of marriage and hint that they will be heading to the altar once again in the not too distant future, and RadarOnline.com has the details. Leakes maintains that she had nothing to do with the demise of their marriage and that it was all on the shoulders of her wayward husband. “It hurt me to file for divorce, but I had to see it through. I let him know you’re going to be my husband and you’re not going to be somebody else’s anything, but if you plan to be somebody else’s anything, then we can’t be together,” Leakes reveals. “Gregg needed to feel what it was like without me. I wanted to let him see if the grass was really greener on the other side. He brought his a** back, because the grass is very brown over there. “Not only have we divorced, but we are back together as a couple. This is our new normal. I’m telling you, TV is a beast. It will make you do s**t you never thought you’d do.” Gregg also chimes in on the reason behind their split. “To expose oneself is the beginning of healing and the beginning of forgiveness. I have never blamed her for anything except being outstanding,” he explains. “If I didn’t blame her [for the relationship’s demise], I must have had shortcomings. Whatever it was, I refused to have my family become another statistic. I fought to get my family back, and that’s what I did with the help of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.” And while having all of their dirty laundry aired on national television may seem like a bad thing, he believes that it actually helped other people going through similar situations. “What we went through in exposing our situation had the ultimate benefit. It’s about helping someone else learn from what we went through,” he says. When asked if he was planning on putting a big ring back on his ex-wife’s finger, Gregg played coy and encouraged people to find out by watching this season’s Real Housewives of Atlanta. “Stay tuned,” he says. “How do you know I haven’t already?” The only thing greener on her side is the money. Gregg might be old as hell but he’s no dummy.
Love is said to be the fire of life that neither consumes nor purifies; but for 35-year-old Janeth Odehgbe, hers was a different case as she has been set on fire by her husband following disagreement over her collecting a cup of wine from another man during a party they both attended. Recounting her ordeal in the hand of her 39-year-old husband, Mr Kehinde Adesanmoye, Janeth told Crime Alert that on September 11, 2012 around 10 pm, her husband poured petrol on her as she was preparing Indomie noodles for a customer and fire caught her immediately. She was nearly consumed by the fire but for passers-by that rescued her. Janet’s backview showing the burns She said, “I saw him coming towards me, as he got nearer, he ordered my customer to leave and as I tried to run for my dear life, he poured petrol on me and fire caught up with me immediately. Passers-by rescued me and ran after him to fight him, but immediately they noticed it was him, they all went to their various homes. Then some of them took me to the Police station and from there I was taken to Peaceful Convalescent Center, Alhaji Obe Street, Ejigbo Lagos.” Janeth, who hails from Isoko area of Delta state and earns her living from selling cooked Indomie along Ikotun roundabout, claimed she was illegally married to Adesanmoye (popularly called Ogunlade) after divorcing her first husband. Trouble was said to have started for the duo on September 8, 2012 when Adesanmoye and his wife went for a naming ceremony of a friend who stays beside their residence at 22, Olaoluwa Street, Abaranje, Ikotun. “As we got to the party, my friends who were also present were hailing me, calling me ‘Indomie’, because I was known for selling Indomie. I was invited to sit on the chairs they have organized for friends. Adesanmoye was sitting right beside me. “After some time, my friend, a vulcanizer, Taye offered me a bottle of wine, but I rejected it at the first instance because I was on my menstrual period and I don’t want to take anything alcoholic. But when the pressure from my friends was too much, pestering me to take the wine, I decided to take a cup. Janet & Adesanmoye before trouble started “Immediately Adesanmoye saw me finish the cup of wine, he got up and started going. I ran after him to ask what went wrong. To my surprise, he started abusing me and asking why do I have to collect a drink from a friend in a party while he was sitting right beside me, and why do I have to kiss a friend in the party too?” Janeth narrated in pains. The Isoko woman, who noted that her husband (Adesanmoye) could kill her if she should say anything whenever he is angry, pointed out that she never said anything in response to her husband’s allegations. “My husband has always been jealous. He used to beat me every time under any guise and excuse. I have tried several times to leave him but he always threatened to harm me. I stayed with him because I was afraid of him and my life. He always told me that I could never escape from him, except I leave Lagos State. Anytime I said I was leaving him, he would say, no problem, that he would do something to me that I will not forget. Now, see what he had done to me. He wanted to kill me” she added. An unconfirmed source intimated Crime Alert that Adesanmoye was later arrested and detained at the Ikotun Police station. His relatives were alleged to have called for amicable settlement, offering the victim a sum of N100, 000 (One hundred thousand), which the victim reportedly rejected. She however called on the government to ensure that her husband paid for what he did to her, adding “am an orphan. I have no father or mother. I sell Indomie to live. Now, I’ve spent all my money. In fact, I need help.” youtube
The Real Housewives of Miami gave us some “Uncomfortably Public Relations” as Karent hosts the dinner party from Hell. We recap all of the tears and tirades in our THG +/- review. Everyone is fussing and feuding in Miami but at the Krupa residence they’re trying to mend fences. Marta moves back into Joanna and Romain’s. Joanna missed her sister and Romain missed their fights. Actually when Marta asks to stay out of the couple’s drama Romain says, “You are always there. You’re like my balls in between my legs.” Minus 13. How charming. I expected more of you Romain. Adriana seems to be putting off conflict. She visits her fiance’s boat and it’s still very much a work in progress. This could take years…which is just fine with Adriana since she agreed to get married once it’s completed to her standards. Minus 10 because I don’t think either will ever happen. The ladies attend the Lisa Pliner shoe fashion show for a wonderful afternoon of delicious cocktails and ridiculously high heels and it’s the first time they’ve gotten together since Alexia’s party. Minus 11 to Ana for bashing Karent for acting as though nothing is wrong. What does she want her to do? Ana doesn’t like her. That’s not going to change. Lorne Foster, described as a transgender socialite starts bashing on drag queen Elaine Lancaster’s wardrobe and in the spirit of the old adage, if you’ve got nothing nice to say come sit next to me , she quickly seeks out Marysol. Elaine arrives and plus 9 for never blending into the background. That hair is just…Wow! I don’t think I’ve ever seen hair that big. And as Elaine warned us in this exclusive THG interview , her feud with Marysol is far from over. Lisa Pliner tells Elaine that Marysol’s been bashing her once again which sends Elaine on a tirade. Elaine tells Marysol to stop trying to bully her and I had to laugh when Marysol responded with, “Does it look like I could bully you?” Plus 8 . I know bullying doesn’t necessarily have to do with size but Elaine in those heels and wig is pretty damned intimidating. Marysol takes off, not wanting the confrontation but Ana may be right. Maybe the only way to put this thing to rest is to just have it out and say her peace. For once Karent’s thrilled the drama isn’t all about her…but how long will that last? What is it about Thomas Kramer that everyone seems to flock to him? Is it the money? Minus 20 . I’m with Ana on this one. The guy comes off like a misogynistic ass. The penis and boob aprons I could write off as equal opportunity poor taste but then you begin to see the pattern. His comments over dinner are equally tasteless. Minus 22 to Karent for laughing when Thomas joked about Romain cheating on Joanna. Maybe it was just a bad joke but Karent laughing at it made it that much worse. Then before you know it Thomas is yelling at almost everyone. Ana, Joanna, Lea, Elsa. I think the only reason he tolerated Lisa was because she got up and did an impromptu pole dance for him. Ana calls him “the bacteria who feeds on pond scum.” but in reality I think he’s just a nut and a control freak which means I’m sure we’ll be seeing more of him this season. Episode total = -59! Season total = -278!
