LMFAO!!!!!!!! Man Claiming To Be Selena Gomez’s Father Suing Justin Bieber For Stolen Credit Card According to TMZ reports : Justin Bieber bought himself a penis enlargement with a stolen credit card … and he’s also cheating on his GF with Ke$ha, Rihanna and Penelope Cruz … this according to a CRAZY new lawsuit filed in court and obtained by TMZ. Bieber has been sued in Michigan by a man claiming to be Selena Gomez’s father — who makes some of the most insane, and obviously untrue allegations ever documented in court. Among the highlights: – “Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug.” – “Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry [sic] firework song in my ear drums.” – “[Bieber] gave selena a std and Bieber stole my credit card to buy him and sean p-ditty combs cocaine to use in drug free school zones.” – “Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen american express card. “ The lawsuit concludes … “I’m an emotional mess … America must boycott biebers music!” We’re not even gonna lie, we haven’t had a laugh this good in a long time. Clearly, this man is out his mind, but we’ll be damned if this isht isn’t funny than a muhfugga. Image via MTV News
Too bad Mittens snubbed the kiddie town hall …he may have gotten more votes! Mitt can’t even fool the “little people” today! According to The Grio : It’s a landslide for President Barack Obama — at least among people too young to vote. Nickelodeon’s Linda Ellerbee said Monday that the president captured 65 percent of the vote to beat Republican Mitt Romney in the network’s “Kids Pick the President” vote. More than 520,000 people cast online ballots through the children’s network’s website over one week earlier this month. Since it began in 1988, the kids have presaged the adults’ vote all but once, when more youngsters voted for John Kerry over George W. Bush in 2004. Obama answered questions submitted by Nickelodeon viewers for a special earlier this month. Romney didn’t participate. Images via WENN
Kendall and Kylie Jenner are following in the money-making footsteps of their sisters. The young reality stars have announced that they’re teaming with Majestic, Inc. on their very own clothing line. It will include apparel, footwear and accessories. Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian , of kourse, are in charge of the aptly-titled Kardashian Kollection. Kendall, 16, and Kylie, 15, serve as brand ambassadors for Seventeen – whatever that means – and tell Celebuzz of this expansion: “We love fashion and always get asked what we are wearing. When we got the change to design our line with Majestic Mills we were thrilled! We’re really excited by the entire design process and can’t wait to see our creations in stores!”
My name is Kailin and I met Justin Drew Bieber on October 9th in Tacoma, Washington . I’ve been a belieber since just after the last time Justin came to Tacoma which was on his My World Tour. I was not that big of a fan then, and I was out of town anyways, so I didn’t go. Since then, that has been one of my biggest regrets. But now it’s ok because I’ve finally met him. Since Justin had started talking about his Believe tour, I had told myself I would do whatever I could to meet him. I started babysitting and saving my money. I made a jar that said ‘Believe’ on it and would put all the money I made in there the second I earned it. The day he announced the tour dates was one of the most stressful days of my life. He didn’t have almost any information and I was running around my house trying to tell my parents everything I knew and that I was going to buy meet & greets no matter what. They said it was fine as long as I paid for everything . The next day, when they went on sale, I convinced them to let me skip class to come home to buy the tickets for me and my best friend. I came home and got the meet & greets and was the happiest person in the world ! I literally couldn’t concentrate for the entire day and when I told my best friend, Lauren, I had gotten them and that we were fourth row right by the runway we literally screamed in the middle of the lunch room! We started planning everything and had countdowns going and decided the shirts we would wear and the only music I listened to for the next two months was Believe (not that I wouldn’t have anyways…) On the day of the concert, we left school after fifth period and headed to the Tacoma Dome. It still really hadn’t set in that I was going to be meeting Justin Bieber. I honestly think I have seen every video of him that there is online and it was so weird to think I would be seeing him in person. I have been obsessed with him for over a year and a half and literally he is my life and my love and my inspiration. We got there and since we still had an hour until check in, I dragged my friend over to the busses (she was reluctant because she didn’t want to miss anything, but I really wanted to try to see some of the crew). We waited outside, singing Justin’s songs with the other girls there, but it was kind of uneventful. We did see Moshe on a segway and Kenny come let some friends in though! Then we went and checked in. It still hadn’t set in what was about to happen. Once we got our passes we were put off to the side in a line outside the arena. In line we met two really nice girls, Shreya and Jocelyn, who came all the way down from Vancouver, Canada. We talked for what seemed like an hour until they finally let us in. We were led to another area to wait, and when I saw the stage I started crying because I was SO excited. I managed to pull myself together and we waited even longer just talking about everything. We heard Justin was a little late because he was meeting with the Make-a-Wish kids. Once the line started moving, we came around a corner and I saw a little curtained off area, and Kenny and Moshe were outside. I saw girls coming out the other side of the room crying and hugging each other. That’s when it set in: I was actually going to be in a room with real, live Justin. I didn’t know you could actually burst into tears, but I now know you can. I was crying hysterically and Jocelyn, Shreya, and Lauren were trying to calm me down, but nothing was working. I started sobbing even harder when I saw the curtain move when another group went in and saw a glimpse of him! We got up to the curtain and Moshe looked at me and smiled and said, “Don’t cry! You can’t cry in the picture!” . Lauren turned to Kenny and said, “Can you help her!?” and he laughed a little. We went in and time literally stopped. I don’t remember it at all, but Lauren said that at that time she gave him a hug. All I remember is looking at him and stopping where I was and freezing about three feet away from him. I just have this memory, a perfect picture of him when I first walked in of just the upper half of him. I don’t even remember what pants he was wearing. Everything else in the room was black and blurry. I remember thinking red shirt, gold necklace, oh his hair looks really nice, wow he’s real, oh my gosh what, his face is really thin… and it was weird because these thoughts were coming to me so slow. I had so many things I was going to say to him like how much he means to me, I was going to ask him to smile with his teeth instead of his usual ‘picture face’, I was going to smell him. I forgot everything. I was literally starstruck. He was looking at me and I was standing there balling looking at him and we were making eye contact. It just couldn’t register with me what was happening. I had made him a t-shirt that said “#ilovemybeliebers” and luckily I had remembered to put it in my hands in line. Sadly, I wasn’t holding my letter and I completely forgot to give it to him. When I finally was able to move I thought to myself okay I have to give him the shirt, I have to move, I have to do something! I took a step forward, handed it to him, and said “I made you a shirt.” He took it and said “Aww thank you sweetie”. I lost it even more and he put his arm out and I turned around to take the picture. It didn’t turn out too well because I could barely stop crying to smile (I’m on the right). Then once it was over, I started crying again, still hysterical, and asked for a hug. He gave me the best hug I have ever had in my life . And the sad thing is I barely remember it. I just know that it was amazing. And that I wish I had hugged him harder and long and whispered, “I love you”. We walked out of the room and out back to wait for the rest of the girls to meet him so we could go back in. It took a good minute for me to stop crying and pull myself together. I was literally the happiest I had ever been in my life. Once they let us back in, we went to our seats and got ready for the concert. After Carly performed, there was still about an hour, so I went to this place where I could see backstage. I was hoping to see some of his crew, and maybe even talk to him, but the best I got was a wave from Moshe and Scrappy and Kenny. But I did see them roll back his clothes to put behind the stage. Then the concert started and it was amazing and so loud. There was a part where Justin was going around talking to fans, and he came to Shreya, who was standing right in front of me and grabbed her hand and I have no idea what he said just that he was once again two feet in front of me and ahhhh. The concert was amazing and just so perfect. The night was the best night of my life. Thank you Justin for being my idol and the perfect person and just amazing. I doubt you’re reading this, but if you are I’m sorry for freaking out, I love you. Visit link: My name is Kailin and I met Justin Drew Bieber on October 9th in…
O.J. Simpson never threw away the knife he used to kill his ex-wife and her friend and is now looking to sell the weapon for millions, a tabloid claims. The disgraced NFL great, now jailed for kidnapping and robbery, is reportedly trying to profit from his 1994 double murder, the National Enquirer reports. “O.J. wants the deal to be secret,” a source says. “He’s looking for a cash deal so the money can be deposited in offshore accounts and can’t be traced directly to him.” Where to even begin with this … The missing knife was a key reason O.J. was acquitted in 1995, despite the fact that he obviously killed Nicole Brown and her friend, Ron Goldman. How could he possibly have hidden it from police then and held onto it for this long? How’s he negotiating that deal from a maximum security prison cell? No one would buy that. What do you do with it after you own it? It’s the National Enquirer . It doesn’t add up. Still, the source adds, “It’s not just about the money. O.J. is motivated by revenge , and will get a sick satisfaction from putting one over on the cops and Ron Goldman’s family.” Okay, that part we could see. Also, O.J. actually published a book called If I Did It , which was a macabre, hypothetical walk through of the murders he claimed he didn’t commit. The guy really will stop at nothing.
The Dark Knight Rises…and raises mula! Families Of Batman Theater Shooting Victims’ Will Split $5 Million According to TMZ reports : The families of the 12 people killed in the Aurora shooting massacre — along with several people who suffered permanent injuries in the attack — will split the majority of the $5 million in donations raised to assist the victims of the attack. A mediator tasked with dividing the funds has announced the above-mentioned people will split 70% of the funds — roughly $200k each. The mediator says the rest of the cash will go to people who suffered physical injuries — the more severe the injury, the more money they will receive. Aside from the 12 people killed, 58 people were wounded in the July 20 shooting in Aurora, CO. The mediator says … due to limited funds, none of the money will go toward people who did not require overnight hospitalization … and the cash will NOT be used to aid theater-goers who were physically unharmed, but claim they suffer from mental trauma. As for the shooter James Holmes, he’s still in custody facing murder charges. This money will certainly not make up for lost family members and friends, but at least it will help the folks that need it to help pay hospital bills and costs associated with the tragedy.
Bossip: How do you feel about the emergence of white rappers? HDH: I think it’s great! Hip Hop is a culture and a sound, not a color. Music is versatile and relatable to diverse types of people. I was one of the 1st talented “White Rappers” or “White Female Rappers” on World Star and other spots on the internet and it feels great to open the door for others. A few years ago, my 1st song I released on the net went viral and was talked about on a bunch of blogs and sites! I feel like I was and am a Pioneer for White Rappers! I wish I would’ve had better management at that time! Bossip: How does you feel about Iggy? HDH: Is that the one signed to TI? I only heard a couple songs by her, but she sounds good and is talented based on the songs I heard. She looks nice too….I wish her the best! I hope she kills the game! Maybe we will collab in the future. Bossip: Who robbed You? Memphitz? How much did they rob you for? HDH:Ha ha ha! Nahhhhhh! I never met Memph yet….This was a manager I hired from Houston. This snakes name is Marcus Goree aka “”Money Marc” and he embezzled $150,000+ by forging documents and skimming by inflating prices and other unethical practices. He was working for me for about 1.5 years and he was embezzling most of the money in the budget each month and using it on his own artist and to floss and pay his bills which lead to my projects not appearing to be top quality BUT I took him to court and WON and the judge awarded me $2.1 Million in April! It feels good to win over evil and I felt vindicated! That situation taught me a lot and I now have a better team and a clearer vision of where I want to go. My Time Is Now! Bossip: Are your kids mixed? HDHL No my children are White Bossip: What do you feel about black folks who think white women are “stealing” their black men? HDH: My serious answer is “I think that it’s sad that they look at the world from such a racist point of view or feel like they are threatened or inferior or something. Everyone and every color has their own beauty, I don’t think anyone is inferior or superior, just different. I prefer Black men lol they sexy!” My joking answer “Everyone takes what they like from other cultures,” a lot of Black women like to sport Korean Women Hair, why can’t White women have some sexy black arm candy?” Bossip: Are you still with your baby daddy? HDH: No! Bossip: Where you raised around all black people? HDH: Yes and no. I mostly went to schools that were mixed mostly with Black, Latino, and Asian. Mostly Black, and then the others and maybe like 10 White people. But there were no black people in my family. Bossip: How do your parents feel about you in this culture? HDH: They didn’t! That’s why I left home while in High School to pursue my own dreams, goals and ambitions. Most don’t know this but aside from all of the drama I had to go through because my parents didn’t believe in my dream, I still managed to be the Valedictorian of my High School. Bossip: What makes your flow different? HDH: I’m versatile and like to try different and unusual sounds in the instrumentals Bossip: What’s up with an adult tape? You do know that would blow you all the way up, right? HDH: LMAO! ROFL! I haven’t had to take my clothes off yet to get millions of views so why resort to it now? Why use what’s between my legs for money when my brain is so much more powerful! Bossip: How do you feel about the nicki vs kim beef? HDH: I think they were using Greene’s 48 Laws of Power. Nicki used Kims stature by mimicking her and attacking her, tapping into Kim’s power and fanbase. Then Kim fed into it and started attacking her back, which then made Kim look like she felt threatened. When Nicki got HOT and started getting accolades it was in Kim’s best interest to try and keep her name in Nicki’s mouth to keep her buzz up! Classic!
Bollywood superstar Salman Khan as the host, the first episode of Bigg Boss 6 will be aired today (October 7th) at 9PM Indian Standard Time on COLORS. The contestant list has finally been revealed. Have a look Navjot Singh Sidhu (ex-cricketer, commentator, politician) Urvashi Dholakia (known for her negative roles in Balaji soaps) Brijesh Hirji (has acted in films like Golmaal Returns, Apna Sapna Money Money) Dinesh Yadav (Bhojpuri actor) Sana Khan (South Indian actress) Aseem Trivedi (politic
We always new something was up with this shady azz mafuckah! After doggin’ Lauryn , running for Presidency of his beloved home country, hookin’ up his boo-thang mistress through his organization, and paying himself ridiculously high performance fees in the name of ‘fundraising’, Wyclef’s Yele Haiti charity has been officially shut the fawk DOWN!!! According to Gawker: …Yele Haiti was the beneficiary of a massive flood of donations in the wake of the Haiti earthquake in 2010—more than $16 million in that year alone. All the money brought scrutiny, and in turned out that Wyclef had used the charity to pay himself rent for space in his studio, award himself $100,000 to perform at a Yele Haiti fundraiser, pay $105,000 to his mistress, cancelled one fundraiser because Yele couldn’t meet his fee for playing, and was generally incapable of providing the sort of disaster relief Haiti desperately needed in the wake of the earthquake. Now, the Times’ Deborah Sontag reports, the charity has finally called it quits, “leaving a trail of debts, unfinished projects and broken promises.” A New York state attorney general investigation is currently underway into the group’s finances, and “has already found financial improprieties,” according to Sontag. A forensic audit found that nearly 10% of Yele’s income from 2005 to 2009 was improperly funneled to Jean and his friends. The forensic audit examined $3 million of the charity’s 2005 to 2009 expenses and found $256,580 in illegitimate benefits to Mr. Jean and other Yéle board and staff members as well as improper or potentially improper transactions. These included $24,000 for Mr. Jean’s chauffeur services and $30,763 for a private jet that transported Lindsay Lohan from New Jersey to a benefit in Chicago that raised only $66,000. Sontag turned up plenty of other examples of Jean’s profligacy: $600,000 spent on Yele’s Haiti headquarters, which are now abandoned. More than $300,000 on “landscaping.” More than $400,000 spent on food and beverages. Hundreds of thousands on projects that simply never happened: Some of Yéle’s programming money went to projects that never came to fruition: temporary homes for which it prepaid $93,000; a medical center to have been housed in geodesic domes for which it paid $146,000; the revitalization of a plaza in the Cité Soleil slum, where supposed improvements that cost $230,000 are nowhere to be seen. If you want to help Haiti, give your money to Partners in Health. WTF. Why the hell are you charging your charity for your dayum car services and Blohan’s private jet?? The next time you think about donating to some celebs ‘charity’, do your research first. Images via Getty
Rappers Who Spent All Their Money Rappers love their money. And they love talking about it. But occasionally they love spending it a smidge too much. Sometimes when they spend all of their cash on fancy bling and cars they go absolutely broke. They have to take loans or deal with the IRS or find some way to get by. Here are some rappers that spent a bit too much cash.
