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The Real Housewives of Miami: Text, Lies, and Your Smile Is Fake

The Real Housewives of Miami are back this week with “Text, Lies, and Your Smile Is Fake.”

Not Yet Snake! It’s Not Over Yet! Four Reasons To Be Hopeful About The Metal Gear Solid Movie

Video game fans are naturally suspicious of movie conversions because they’ve been burned more often than charcoal briquettes. Which is weird, because pattern recognition is meant to be a gaming skill.  Columbia Pictures’ announcement that it’s taking on the Metal Gear Solid license with Iron Man and The Amazing Spider-Man franchise producer Avi Arad has many gamers wary. The last attempt crashed and burned only two years ago, with Michael De Luca , producer of Oscar winner  The Social Network , c iting vague but fatal incompatibilities between video game companies and the big screen. But as the game’s signature character Solid Snake once said: “Don’t regret your past! Learn from it!”  With that in mind, here are four reasons the film adaptation might actually work this time.   1. Licenses Are Big Money Now:   For a long time, the wide-scale sucking of video game movies wasn’t a tragedy, it was a kind of karmic blowback. Movies licensed for games were stamped into soulless, cookie-cutter platformers with less character than a game of Hangman.  Similarly little care was put into the games’ development. In return, movie companies would buy a video game license, shred it, then spit a few random catch phrases from the game into a standard action movie script. In both cases it was because the adaptation meant a few extra dollars for whoever could be bothered to grab them. g Solid Snake: good at grabbing. But big money changes everything. The Resident Evil movies are making exponential profits, while comic-book heroes are now grabbing more cash than every one of their bank-robbing villains put together.  (Just ask Arad. ) Studios are scrambling to get onto bandwagon, because it’s really a bank truck with the back doors open. An epic storyline and a quarter-century of rabid fandom means Metal Gear Solid  is perfect for conversion. 2. It’s Already A Movie Pilot:  Metal Gear isn’t a Street Fighter , where scriptwriters had to pad the game’s haiku-simple idea of two outlandishly dressed characters “punching each other in the head for 90 minutes,” and then did such a bad job you’d swear they wrote the padding after receiving the punching.  The franchise is an established full-bore action story armed with politics, double-crosses, environmental messages and more character motivation than War and Peace. In essence, an elite agent comes out of retirement to infiltrate a terrorist facility. That’s a viable, if not entirely original, action-movie plot, and Metal Gear makes it smarter, more, um, solid.  A direct translation of the plot would actually work. Of course that won’t happen, but that isn’t a problem because…. 3. Movie-fication will Help:  Video games aren’t converted into movies, they’re flattened. An entire dimension of viewer participation is removed. Metal Gear ’s most iconic moments affect the viewer in ways movies can only dream of &mdash like Psycho Mantis breaking the fourth wall with music and controller-vibration, or the Sorrow’s attempt to end the game by convincing the player that it’s already over. This involvement will no doubt be lost in the game’s translation to the cinema screen. That said, the language of action movies is about streamlining: ideally, everything should fit into a neat 90-minute package, unless you’re Christopher Nolan. And that process inevitably requires the sanding down of a lot of important detail, Metal Gear maestro Hideo Kojima needs more streamlining than a supersonic jet. Still, he’s the unquestioned master of the series — to the point where the game franchise owner Konami seems unwilling to let him escape, constantly forcing him into sequels no matter how many times he publicly says “this is the last one.” (I genuinely think they’re using a real world Foxdie virus on him, set to trigger if he leaves. The next game’s going to include include Codec messages reading “Help me. They have my family!”) Kojima crafts masterpieces of stealth action. He also crafts epics of monologue to rival the Iliad and puts them on the same disc. This gave Metal Gear Solid a depth unseen in any “man-with-a-gun” game before or since. By the fourth installment, it was day long movie with some set pieces you were allowed to stunt direct. Tightening the script could sharpen the story and share it with a whole new audience. 4. The Special Effects Will Be Worth the Price of Admission: Perhaps it’s apostasy to write this, but the special effects in a Metal Gear movie are bound to kick ass. They must. The Metal Gear itself is the most perfect villain in any series: a giant walking tank which can also nuke anything on the planet. Action stars spend entire careers searching for an enemy that perfect. One of the most stunning moments in Metal Gear Solid was when this office-block sized monstrosity rose out of the ground in a cut-scene and you, with your mouth hanging open in the real world, stood still while it shot at you until you realized that the cut scene had ended and this techno-leviathan was about to smoke your tiny ass. IMAX-ing the movie alone will justify ticket sales. Sure, that’s no guarantee that the boys in Hollywood won’t screw it up, but let’s hope Columbia, Konami and Arad heed the wisdom of Solid Snake:  “This isn’t a training exercise. Our lives are riding on this. There are no heroes or heroines. If you lose, you’re worm food.” Luke McKinney loves the real world, but only because it has movies and video games in it. He responds to every tweet. Follow Luke McKinney on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter. 

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Ho Sit Down: Money Mitt Gets Heckled During Speech!! [Video]

Mitt Robney keeps pissin’ people off! One day after criticizing President Obama in the hours following the announcement of the deaths of four U.S. diplomats, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney softened his tone on Thursday, and focused on grieving. “I know that we’ve had heavy hearts across America today, and I want you to know things are going to get a lot better. But I also recognize that we’re in mourning. We’ve lost four of our diplomats across the world. We’re thinking about their families and those that they’ve left behind,” Romney said, at the beginning of a rally with roughly 2,700 supporters here in Northern Virginia. Then, as Romney continued to lament the loss of U.S. Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens, and the three others killed in Benghazi, a heckler distracted him. “What a tragedy, to lose such a wonderful, wonderful, uh,” Romney said, as the heckler began to yell, “Why are you politicizing Libya?” Romney continued, “wonderful people that have been so wonderful.” The crowd chanted the heckler down, and then Romney made a decision that if he held a moment of silence, it would be disrupted by the protester. “And so I would offer a moment of silence but one gentleman doesn’t want to be silent so we’re going to keep on going,” Romney said. Romney’s comments came one day after he leveled a blistering critique at the president just hours after Stevens’ death was announced. It was an apparent acknowledgment by Romney that he may have struck an off-note on Wednesday, when he talking briefly about mourning the Americans’ deaths but spent most of his time blasting Obama’s approach to foreign relations. The vid speaks for itself…that he could turn such a somber moment into an Obama bashing free-for-all just proves he’s got nothing to stand on! SMH Source Images via WENN/Youtube

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Fawk A Rapper: Webbie Popped For Robbing Groupie Then Kicking Her Thirsty Azz Down A Flight Of Stairs

Boosie ain’t got to jail for this… Rapper Webbie has been arrested for battery and robbery after allegedly kicking a woman down a flight of stairs and filching $340 from her pocketbook but Web tells us, none of it’s true. Via TMZ reports : According to a police report filed in Baton Rouge, LA, Webbie is accused of attacking a woman inside a Chase Suite Hotel early this morning after being banned from the premises — kicking her down two sets of stairs before swiping her purse and stealing $340 in cash. The details surrounding the altercation are unclear. According to the report, Webbie was arrested on the scene at approximately 2:30 AM. A rep for Webbie tells TMZ, the rapper met the woman behind the accusations at a party last night — but he never attacked her, or stole her money. The rep admits Webbie took money from the woman’s purse — but insists the money is his … and the woman in question had stolen it from him. The rep says Webbie — who was released today on $9,000 bond — plans to fight the accusations. If this ain’t savage life then we don’t know what is. Headbutts, drunks, kicking people down the stairs; we are really a society of classy people.

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Jesus Take The Wheel: Malia And Sasha Obama’s Shady Private School Involved In Sex And Drug Scandal!

Let us find out these kids are pushin’ bath salts on the POTUS’ children Malia And Sasha Obama’s Private School Involved In Sex Drug Scandal President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle shell out a whopping $70,000 a year to send their two daughters to an elite private school, but the academy has been embroiled in a shocking cocaine scandal! Sidwell Friends School in Washington, D.C., is also involved in a stunning court battle that threatens to expose even more sordid sex and drug secrets, according to a new report in the National Enquirer. The First Parents publicly support the school where Malia, 14, is a freshman, and Sasha, 11, is in sixth grade, but the Enquirer has exclusively learned they’re concerned by the school’s disgraceful problems, according to an Obama family insider. “Certainly, the trouble at the school has upset both Barack and Michelle,” reveals the source. “Some friends have suggested the girls be tutored privately at the White House, but the Obamas are keen to have the girls’ educational experience be as normal as possible. They don’t want them home-schooled.” The Enquirer has learned drug and alcohol use is rampant among students – 71 percent of Sidwell students said they at tended parties where drugs and alcohol were available, ac cording to an official study published in the school newspaper, “Horizon.” What’s more, nearly 25 percent of the senior boys polled admitted to driving under the influence of alcohol! “I have seen kids snorting coke, smoking pot, getting high and boozing,” the former stu dent, now an adult, told the Enquirer. “There’s huge money at the school and the older kids host parties at their private residences. Many of them live in big mansions in Washington, or in affluent suburbs where drugs and booze are common.” B-b-but wait it gets worse… Meanwhile, a $10 million lawsuit against Sidwell threatens to rip the lid off an alleged sleazy sex scandal in volving the school’s former staff psychologist, James Huntington, who’s been fired. According to bombshell court papers obtained by the Enquirer, Huntington was allegedly carrying on an affair with the mar ried mother of a 5-year-old female student he was counseling. The amorous shrink allegedly took his three children, the mother and her two kids to a Washington, D.C., hotel, where he booked ad joining rooms so the couple could “fool around” while the children slept, according to the suit. The source said: “For all the money the Obamas are spending to send their girls to Sidwell, the school is rife with the same scandals they’d hoped to avoid at a public school.” Not for nothin’, but shouldn’t the Secret Service been up on this kinda thing from the gate?? Image via WENN

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O.J. Simpson-Khloe Kardashian Bombshell: Alleged Killer Changes Will to Include Rumored Offspring!

O.J. Simpson believes Khloe Kardashian is his daughter and plans on changing his will to reflect this fact. According to a new story in The National Enquirer , that is. The same tabloid that first floated the Kardashian-belongs-to-O.J. rumor in January is now fueling that seemingly absurd allegation by claiming Simpson wants to “do the right thing” and leave a sizable chunk of his estate to the reality star. Moreover, he wants to do it at older daughter Arnelle’s expense, an anonymous insider claims, because Simpsons thinks she has squandered his money on a lavish, drunken lifestyle. Currently sitting in a prison cell, convicted of armed robbery and kidnapping , O.J. has stashed away a couple million in the Cayman Islands and can expect more over the years due to his NFL pension, which pays him an annual sum of $300,000. Based on this story, Simpson told his four kids – Arnelle, Jason, Sydney and Justin – that he’s changing his will to give a lot of that fortune to Khloe… and their reaction was less than enthusiastic. “At first they thought he was just making a big joke, but when they realized he was serious, they were flabbergasted,” says a source. “They are furious and wonder why they have to share the wealth with a complete stranger.” The children should just be thankful they’re alive, really. But they don’t see it that way. “By cutting Arnelle out of his will, his kids feel O.J. is being cruel,” adds the insider. “And they think that adding Khloe is just plain revenge. I’m sure if O.J. kicks the bucket and leaves Khloe money in his will, she’s not going to turn it down.” We’re equally sure. Almost as sure as we are that Khloe Kardashian is not actually O.J. Simpson’s daughter. [Photo: WENN.com/Fayesvision]

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Erin Heatherton’s in a Bikini of the Day

Hey remember when I did that Bar Refaeli post 4 minutes ago about how she used her tits to fuck famous people, like Leonardo DiCaprio, before leveraging that fame into a line of underwear she’s pushing aggressively, cuz might as well make all the money you can when you can….it’s simple business lessons many Israelis will teach you if you let them…… While, here’s the new vagina Leonardo DiCaprio is fucking, because he can, and might as well, stick his dick in all these half naked models who get paid to be half naked, cuz why bother lookin for pussy on your own, when you have model scouts out there and big brands like Victoria’s Secret out there doing the work for you…not tha someone like Leonardo DiCaprio would exclusively fuck one model…when he has the option to fuck all models…but this is his public number one…and she’s in a bikini showing you why she’s a star fucking model….it’s all in her body. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nick Peterson Screwing Over Rachel Trueheart on Bachelor Pad: Right or Wrong?

Nick Peterson absolutely stunned fans and co-stars alike with his decision to keep all the money for himself on the Bachelor Pad season finale last night. Leaving Rachel Trueheart both brokenhearted and broke, Nick’s controversial move proved that not everything in the Bachelor universe is totally contrived. It’s impossible not to feel bad for Rachel, who was already reeling, having developed real feelings for co-star Michael Stagliano that were not reciprocated. At least she would win $125,000 at the end of her Bachelor Pad ordeal, though … or so she thought. The often-overlooked Nick Peterson had other ideas. With his decidedly undiplomatic attitude after the fact, Nick probably didn’t handle the situation as well as he could have Monday night. But this is still a game. On merit, Peterson pulled off one of the all-time reality TV coups, outlasting a partner (and cast in general) that didn’t think he “deserved” to be there. Nobody in Rachel’s alliance gave a $h!t about Nick Peterson, who they considered a pawn, and who and planned on voting off as soon as they needed to. This is fact. However lucky he was to float through the game as long as he did – and to gain a legit shot when Michael was booted – he seized the chance. So there he was last night, with the option of splitting the cash with a partner who never liked him, or to roll the dice and go for broke. $250,000 or $0. He went for it, and won it. Rachel was stunned; their fellow cast members even more so. Sure, it was brutal, but the option is in play because it’s a game . Chris Bukowski probably would’ve done it, too, had he not burned so many bridges. It’s a competition first and a dating show second. People forget this. On the flip side, though, didn’t Nick feel slightly bad? He’d have made a cute girl happy as opposed to miserable, and $125,000 is still a lot. Selfish? Mean? What do you think? Do you fault Nick? Tell us in the poll below. Nick Peterson’s Bachelor Pad cash grab …

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The Voice Season 3 Premiere Recap: Still Lovin’ You Blind

The Voice returned for Season 3 last night, premiering in the fall for the first time (perhaps to stir up unfriendly competition and level The X Factor). For whatever reason, Blake Shelton’s folksy, borderline inappropriate wise cracks are back, along with Cee Lo Green’s eccentricities and cockatoos. Christina Aguilera’s booty is off the charts (in a good way), and Adam Levine continues to impress in his role as a judge, mentor and showman. Oh yeah, the blind auditions were pretty cool too. Team Christina Aguilera The format is the same: With their backs turned to a singing hopeful, the judges turn around if they like what they see … er, what they don’t see. If more than one turns around, then the candidate gets to choose his or her coach. Xtina got her first team member Monday night with De’Borah.

Camille Grammer to Bank HOW MUCH from Divorce?!?

Camille Grammer won’t just be returning to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills next season. She’ll be doing so as a VERY rich woman. Sources close to the reality star tell TMZ she is finally close to settling her ugly divorce battle with Kelsey Grammar , and that she’s set to ink a property settlement with the actor that will net Camille around $30 million. The final price tag will be established once three homes the former couple shared are off the market. Sound like an astronomical sum, considering Kelsey earned most of the fortune from his long-running stints on Cheers and Frasier ? Perhaps. But insiders say the troubled star – he battled an addiction to drugs and spent a great deal of time in rehab early in his career – was actually close to fiscal ruin when he met Camille. She reportedly took over the family’s finances and is largely responsible for the millions that are now close to being split. We didn’t see that coming – and we hope this is finally the end of the very public bashing that has gone on between the Grammers for years. Just shut up and count your money, please. Both of you. [Photo: WENN.com]

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