If you know your English glamour models then you will certainly have heard of the gorgeous and busty brunette Sophie Howard and the blonde Eva Wyrwal as they are posing topless together in this photo shoot video clip. Continue reading →
Here she is posing completely nude by the pool with her tits, ass and shaved pussy out for the camera and the photographer as she works him hard and makes her money. Continue reading →
I don’t watch TV, because I hate being reminded how shitty humanity is, at least how shitty American media and the people it exploits are… You know, all filled with trash, smut…. The kind of sensationalism that is so pathetic and obvious and void of substance or creativity that makes TV networks scramble for hits, willing to give shit like Honey Boo Boo’s bikini waxer his own franchise of shitty TV.. Polluting the brains of everyone…but giving people something to talk about at the water cooler while wasting away for the man like drones….brainwashed, and controlled… It is the devils work…. Teen Mom is one of those scripted reality show like all other scripted reality shows…filled with trash….and now one of the trash stars people look at and say “thank god that’s not me, but let me make a brand out of her while hating her, making her money and being the actual joke in the equation cuz I do it for free”…..is releasing an album… By the sounds of it…which are horrible sounds….it is a joke….but I’m posting it anyway, cuz this is the American Dream….you bunch of fucking freaks.
Every time I post pictures of this Aj Michalka chick, or her sister for that matter, I struggle to remember who the hell they are. Luckily, today I don’t really give a crap because one of them tweeted a picture of them self in a little bikini. That’s good enough for me. I really can’t tell the sisters apart either, if they were in a police line up together I’d be lost. I think I’d like to see a shot of the two of them in their bikinis face to face, maybe with their breasts touching ever so slightly. You know, so I can learn once and for all who’s who.
Trayvon Martin murder suspect George Zimmerman is nearly broke, his lawyer said on Monday, and plans to ask the public to pay for his defense. “He really has to live as a hermit, unfortunately,” said Mark O’Mara of his client, who is awaiting trial. “He’s not doing well. He’s getting by.” His legal-defense fund, which once hovered around $210,000, is down to $50,000, with $20,000 in outstanding bills and no money coming in . George and his wife, Shellie Zimmerman , are out of work, living in hiding in Seminole County, and spending a ton deal of money on security. “Seminole County is unquestionably the most dangerous county, most expensive county for him to be in,” O’Mara told the media this week. He intends to ask the court to declare George Zimmerman indigent, which would mean that he needs the public to pay for his legal expenses. Zimmerman, again is free on bail, also will ask a judge to let him leave the county. “I want him safe. If he’s out of state, so be it,” O’Mara said. The request to be declared indigent will be awkward, given that he was raking in money this year – and had his bail revoked for not disclosing it. Zimmerman, from his cell at the Seminole County Jail, was directing his wife to move the money from one account to another in $9,990 chunks. Presumably, this was done to appear broke and qualify for a lower bond amount; in any case, O’Mara claimed he never knew about those funds. In any case, Zimmerman, a Neighborhood Watch volunteer, is charged with second-degree murder for killing Trayvon Martin, an unarmed teen. Zimmerman says he acted in self-defense, that the 17-year-old punched him and broke his nose, then got on top of him, threatening his life. But prosecutors allege Zimmerman is guilty of racial profiling, spotting the African-American teen, suspiciously following him, then killing him. Investigators say he missed opportunities to diffuse tension , though he has pleaded not guilty on all charges. His trial will be closely watched. Zimmerman apologized to Trayvon Martin’s parents at his first bail hearing and a second time in an interview on Fox News last month.
I am the first to admit that I am a Kate Upton hater…I think she’s an overeating, sloppy titty, fat girl in training who looks like she struggles hard with her weight, cuz she’s destined to be a big fucking girl, and she’s built like a big fucking girl, but she’s got to hold onto this flat stomach as long as she can cuz it makes her money, and she can’t let genetics get in the way of that, even though at 19, no one has tits that big that hang like that unless they are 100 pounds heavier….and I guess watching her struggle with her weight will be a source of entertainment as are looking at the pics of her in photoshoots pre-getting fat…. We call this the Anna Nicole Smith hustle…that said, these pics are probably recycled from another photoshoot, but I’ll post them anyway, cuz I am a drunk and everything is new to me…even if I saw it an hour earlier…
Also in Monday afternoon’s round-up of news briefs, Martin Scorsese ‘s Frank Sinatra pic gets a writer. Harvey Weinstein is tapped to MC Toronto Film Festival -Asian film event. Haley Joel Osment’s Sassy Pants is heading to theaters and Jodie Foster boards a mob drama as director for Showtime. Harvey Weinstein to MC Toronto Asian Film Summit The Weinstein Company chief will act as the master of ceremonies for the closing banquet of the event, hosted by the Toronto International Film Festival that will spotlight the relationship between East and West. Previously announced guests include Jackie Chan who will attend as Guest of Honor and MPAA Chairman Senator Chris Dodd. “We’ve received tremendous support and interest from the industry and we’re confident this event will help foster deeper relationships and generate new business opportunities between key film players in the East and West,” said TIFF CEO Piers Handling. Sassy Pants Heads to Theaters North American rights to the coming-of-age comedy/drama have been picked up by Phase 4 Films. Haley Joel Osment, Ashely Rickards (MTV’s Awkward ) and Anna Gunn (AMC’s Breaking Bad ) star in the film about teen Bethany who flees her over-protective mother and goest to live with her dad where she forms a bond with his much younger boyfriend. The film, which made its world premiere at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival, will release the title in theaters and VOD this fall. Around the ‘net… Cosmopolitan Editor Helen Gurley Brown Dead at 90 The former Cosmopolitan editor-in-chief died at 90 in New York shortly after being admitted to a hospital. She edited the magazine for 32 years and was the author of the groundbreaking Sex and the Single Girl . During her tenure at Cosmopolitan she became known for encouraging women to have sex regardless of marital status. She said her goal was to let tell readers “how to get everything out of life – the money, recognition, success, men, prestige, authority, dignity – whatever she is looking at through the glass her nose is pressed against,” BBC reports . Paul Thomas Anderson’s The Master to Head to Toronto The Toronto International Film Festival’s Artistic Director Cameron Bailey tweeted that The Master will join the lineup at the event, which opens September 6th. The film, which debuts in Venice, stars Philip Seymour Hoffman, Joaquin Phoenix and Amy Adams in a story said to be inspired by the early days of Scientology, THR reports . Billy Ray to Write Sinatra for Martin Scorsese Universal Pictures has tapped Billy Ray to write the script for the Frank Sinatra biopic that Martin Scorsese will direct. Scorsese is currently filming Leonardo DiCaprio in The Wolf Of Wall Street , Deadline reports . Jodie Foster to Direct & Produce Mob Drama This is her first move behind-the-camera for television. She’ll direct and executive produce Angie’s Body for Showtime. The concept centers on a shrew, sexy and sometimes lethal woman who runs a family-based crime syndicate, Deadline reports .
Clearly Lauryn was “miseducated” about Uncle Sam and the tax system in the United States… U.S. Marshals Release Lauryn Hill’s Mugshot As you may remember, word came down earlier this summer that Fugees frontwoman Lauryn Hill had been arrested and charged with several counts of tax evasion from 2005-2007. The rapper/signer/actress owed the government $1.8 million and they want their money ASAP! For whatever reason, Ms. Hill’s mugshot was not released…until now. What do you think was running through her mind as she was being processed?? Image via U.S. Marshal’s Service
The Bourne Legacy , The Campaign and Hope Springs are among the latest in studio fare churned out for your summer popcorn pleasure. And some – at least – are worth a view. But if you’re itching for something else beyond the grain, check out the latest from Spike Lee, whose Red Hook Summer begins its roll out this weekend with an expansion set throughout the rest of summer. Actress/director Julie Delpy’s sequel to her hilarious 2 Days In Paris opens, but this time she trades Paris for New York in, fittingly, 2 Days In New York , in which she stars opposite Chris Rock . And David Duchovny stars in Goats , which is finally making its way to the screen after a decade in the making. More teasers, insight and films here beyond the blockbuster… 2 Days in New York Director: Julie Delpy Writer: Julie Delpy, Alexia Landeau, Alexandre Nahon Cast: Julie Delpy, Chris Rock, Albert Delpy Alexia Landeau, Alexandre Nahon, Daniel Bruhl Opens: New York in two locations this weekend with other cities to follow. The followup to her 2007 feature 2 Days In Paris , which took in a cool $4.433 million Stateside for that film’s distributor Samuel Goldwyn Films, the current title basically replicates Paris’ dialogue-heavy banter, open talk about sexuality and crossing social taboos, but this time Chris Rock stars as her love interest and New York is the setting. Though she has been acting since she was discovered by Jean-Luc Godard (who cast her in his 1985 Détective) and has a half-dozen features under her belt as director, the ever present challenge of financing played havoc with 2 Days In New York. “It’s fine if you have the money, and we had the money, but when the money fell apart at the last minute, it was just drama. It was the most painful experience to think you’re about to shoot and then everything just stops,” she said. Nevertheless, the production went on and the film debuted at the Sundance Film Festival in January where it was picked up by Magnolia Pictures. Synopsis: Marion and Mingus live cozily—perhaps too cozily—with their cat and two young children from previous relationships. However, when Marion’s jolly father (played by director Delpy’s real-life dad), her oversexed sister, and her sister’s outrageous boyfriend unceremoniously descend upon them for a visit, it initiates two unforgettable days that will test Marion and Mingus’s relationship. With their unwitting racism and sexual frankness, the French triumvirate hilariously has no boundaries or filters…and no person is left unscathed in its wake. Watch the trailer on YouTube . Goats Director: Christopher Neil Writer: Mark Poirier Cast: Vera Farmiga, David Duchovny, Graham Phillips, Keri Russell, Justin Kirk, Dakota Johnson Opens: New York, Los Angeles, Tucson, Phoenix and Dallas with more cities to follow. From conception to being “in the can,” Goats took 10 years to make. Director Christopher Neil optioned the material from Mark Poirier and worked with the author to adapt the script. Producer Daniela Taplin Lundberg first saw the script through Oliver Stone producer Eric Kopeloff while she was at Plum Pictures and tried to find financing. Eventually she formed Red Crown Productions and decided to make Goats her company’s first project. “We brought it to David Duchovny who loved the character of the Goat man and said it was like something he hadn’t done before,” Lundberg said. Following a long editing process, production finished in late fall. “Sundance was the best place to premiere.” Synopsis: In Goats , Ellis (Graham Phillips) is the most adult member of his eccentric family at 15 years old. His mom (Vera Farmiga) is a New Age hippie that spends all of her time working on self-help rituals with her hustler boyfriend (Justin Kirk). His dad (Ty Burrell) left home years ago and is more focused on his new wife (Keri Russell) and family. And then there’s Goat Man (David Duchovny), the goat-herding sage who has lived in their pool house since Ellis was a child, teaching him the meaning of stability, commitment, and expanding one’s mind. When Ellis decides to leave Tucson to go to the same East Coast prep school that his father went to, he easily assimilates to his new environment – even gaining the attention of a local girl (Dakota Johnson). But as he re-connects with his estranged father, he finds Goat Man’s influence and his life out West thrown into stark contrast. Based on Mark Jude Poirier’s best-selling novel, director Christopher Neil’s hilarious and poignant film is a witty reversal of the coming of age formula, a beautifully honest portrayal of life with its rough edges, awkward moments, and non-endings. Watch the trailer on YouTube . The Green Wave Writer-director: Ali Samadi Ahadi Cast: Mohsen Kadivar, Mitra Khalatbari, Shadi Sadr Opens: In limited release. Synopsis: Green is the color of hope. Green is the color of Islam. And green was the symbol of recognition among the supporters of presidential candidate Mir-Hossein Mousavi, who became the symbolic figure of the Green Revolution in Iran last year. The presidential elections on June 12th, 2009 were supposed to bring about a change, but contrary to all expectations the ultra-conservative populist Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was confirmed in office. As clear as was the result, as loud and justified were the accusations of vote-rigging. The on-going Where is my vote? protest demonstrations were again and again worn down and broken up with brutal attacks by government militia. Images taken from private persons with their cell phones or cameras bear witness to this excessive violence: people were beaten, stabbed, shot dead, arrested, kidnapped, some of them disappearing without trace. What remains is the countless number of dead or injured people and victims of torture, and another deep wound in the hearts of the Iranians. The Green Wave is a touching documentary-collage illustrating the dramatic events and telling about the feelings of the people behind this revolution. Facebook reports, Twitter messages and videos posted in the internet were included in the film composition, and hundreds of real blog entries served as reference for the experiences and thoughts of two young students, whose story is running through the film as the main thread. Watch the trailer on YouTube . Meet The Fokkens Writers-directors: Gabrielle Provaas, Rob Schroder Subjects: Louise Fokkens, Martine Fokkens Opens: New York this weekend followed by other cities. Dutch filmmakers Gabrielle Provaas and Rob Schroder stumbled on the two women who would be the subjects of their film by chance. Provaas said her colleague moved to an Amsterdam neighborhood where local prostitutes ran their window-front enterprise, although it was not in the city’s famed sex worker district frequented by tourists and gawkers. “We were fascinated by the women working in the windows,” said Provaas. “This area where we found them is outside the main Red Light District and these women were their own bosses and doing it out of their own choice.” They soon wanted to make a film about the area weren’t sure how to proceed. “You can’t just tap the window and say, ‘Hey we want to make a movie about you.'” Synopsis: Meet Louise and Martine Fokkens: 69-year-old identical twins who have worked as prostitutes in Amsterdam’s red light district for over 50 years. Louise is newly retired due to arthritis (“I couldn’t get one leg over the other”), but Martine carries on, unable to support herself on a state pension. Between explicit scenes of her daily grind, she and Louise stroll the city in matching outfits, recounting hilariously ribald stories from a lifetime of sex work. (Discussing a client who was a chaplain, one recalls: “Don’t you remember, we even had a little confessional!”) An immensely affectionate portrait of two women who have seen and done everything (and everyone), Meet the Fokkens is a rollicking and revealing look at the world’s oldest profession in the 21st century. Watch the trailer on YouTube . Red Hook Summer Writer-director: Spike Lee Cast: Jules Brown, Thomas Jefferson Byrd, Tony Lysaith, De’Adre Aziz, Turron Kofi Alleyne Opens: Manhattan and Brooklyn this weekend followed by Atlanta, Washington, D.C., Chicago, Baltimore, Philadelphia and Los Angeles in two weeks. “The key with this one, is that we’re working hand in hand with Spike and his team at 40 Acres,” RHS distributor Variance Films founder Dylan Marchetti said referring to Lee’s film outfit, 40 Acres and a Mule Filmworks. “They’re savvy and they’re smart. He has a few tricks up his sleeve. I’ve never seen someone so busy and working hard. He doesn’t just do a New York press day and then call it quits.” Marchetti said the film purposely does not draw conclusions and the audience will have to come up with their own. “In a nutshell what’s interesting about RHS is that it’s personal for Spike,” said Marchetti. “He’s saying something but not telling people what to think and we’re tying our marketing to that. We want them to figure that out themselves and they’re a smart audience.” Synopsis: Red Hook Summer tells the story of Flik Royale (Jules Brown), a sullen young boy from middle-class Atlanta who has come to spend the summer with his deeply religious grandfather, Bishop Enoch Rouse (Clarke Peters) in the housing projects of Red Hook. Having never met before, things quickly get off on the wrong foot as Bishop Enoch relentlessly attempts to convert Flik into a follower of Jesus Christ. Between his grandfather’s constant preaching and the culture sock of inner-city life, Flik’s summer appears to be a total disaster – until he meets Chazz Morningstar (Toni Lysaith), a pretty girl his age, who shows Flik the brighter side of Brooklyn. Through her love and the love of his grandfather, Flik begins to realize that the world is a lot bigger and perhaps a lot better than he’d ever imagine. Watch the trailer on YouTube .
Obviously these are just your run of the mill supermodel bikini shots, if there is such a thing, but everybody loves this hottie so I couldn’t let them go unnoticed. Here’s Miranda Kerr shaking her money maker in a whole bunch of very small, very sexy bikinis, probably for Victoria’s Secret , but who really cares. Can you believe someone somewhere gets to take pictures like this as a profession? I’m in the wrong business.