Like clockwork, every February, New York hosts fashion week….which is not that exciting, because Paris, London and Milan also host a fashion week….actually pretty much every single city does fashion weeks..because rich people like fashion…it gives them something to spend their money on, it gives them some material good to try to feel superior to other rich people or at least on par with other rich people…because how could they survive a life where they have last season’s outfits… The reality is…none of this fashion shit fucking matters. It’s just noise designed to make people who pay attention feel inadequate, while making the people selling people who own closets of perfectly good clothing, the latest clothing…pretentious, over consumption, disgusting…and what better way to solidify that than to use vapid shitty models and Emily Ratajkowski at some AIDS charity event that probably costs more than it raises for AIDS..even though AIDS is a myth and not a death sentence anymore… Garbage…I’d name them off as their levels of irrelevance…but I’m too busy laughing at Adriana Lima’s clearly photoshopped in all her VS campaigns belly…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post New York Fashion Week is On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As you may have heard, Tori Spelling is broke . And when we say “broke,” we don’t mean in the celebrity sense – where, like, she had to fire one of her nutritionists and she’ll never get to find out Xenu’s middle name. Tori can’t even pay her credit card bills , which is why we have this new entry in the Embarrassing Celebrity Endorsement Hall of Fame: Tori Spelling: Psychic Source Yes, that’s Tori’s ad for Psychic Source, which – as you may have guessed from the name – is a source for “psychics,” as well as a $1/minute con job targeted at bored housewives. Some of our younger readers may not understand that there’s a long, not-so-proud tradition of washed-up celebs helping to legitimize BS psychic networks once their careers hit the skids so bad that real businesses won’t pay them for endorsements. Tori Spelling has now joined the likes of Dionne Warwick and Yasmine Bleeth (Remember her? Of course you don’t!) as a celeb who called up her psychic friends not for a reading, but to see if they need help peddling their nonsense on TV. We guess that’s what happens when you land one movie role a year and it pays a whopping $10,000. Let that be a lesson to all you kids out there: If you have rich parents, suck up to them before it’s too late!
You may or may not remember Cheryl Fernandez Versini….but you probably do…she was once someone named Cheryl Tweedy and in a bad Called Girls Aloud. Then she married a footballer named Ashley Cole who was black and she became Cheryl Cole, who she divorced, you know how these interracial things work out when your wife is an egotistical, bottom feeding, low level popstar cunt who acts like a fucking diva, entitled as she spends his money like it is her money….and now she’s with someone who’s last name is Fernandez Versini…making her Cheryl Fernandez Versini….complicated, but not as complicated as the things her vagina has seen and experienced in her career… She married this one after being together for 3 months, they are rumored to be broken up, but as white trash, that’s what you do… She’s been consistently a hot girl from the UK, a rare breed, now she’s a judge on X-Factor…and she’s posting some bikini pics of herself… She used to have a bunch of Prison tattoos, that are miraculously gone, and as a 32 year old, if this body isn’t photoshopped, who cares about the disappearance of the tattoos, or if this is a body double, face cropped out, it’s a hot bikini body, and that’s all that matters..I mean she’s also reportedly worth 40 million dollars….making her white trash more tasty to jerk off to…. The exciting news is that the husband’s cell phone was lost the other day – and she’s freaking out that “SENSITIVE INFORMATION WILL BE LEAKED”…. Let’s hope it’s anal sex videos… The post Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez Versini in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Most of us would say that being an adult requires you to multitask at an intense rate… To accomplish everything, you have to be able to know when to laser in and focus. But what if you’ve struggled to do so, and have struggled for as long as you can remember? For a 66-year-old woman named Cathy Fields, it was so bad that she couldn’t even follow basic conversations with her friends. She told NPR in the piece “Losing Your Mind? It Might Be Undiagnosed Adult ADHD,” “I could sense something was wrong with me. I couldn’t focus. I could not follow.” What she initially believed to be diminishing brain function (dementia) or a stroke when she went to the doctor was diagnosed as attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)… according to the John Hopkins School of Medicine’s Dr. David Goodman, more individuals over 50 are being diagnosed with ADHD, which they didn’t realize they had had symptoms of since childhood… [ MadameNoire ] Looking For A Simple Way To Invest & Save Money? This App Is For You … Recently, I came across one of Power 105.1’s Breakfast Club interview featuring Stacy Tisdale and Sirita Wright from Black Enterprise Magazine, who discussed various financial matters and gave advise to watchers and listeners. As expected, the topic of savings popped up, to which they recommended an app called Acorns. Basically, what the app does is automatically invests your spare change from debit and credit card transactions by rounding up to the next dollar on all purchases. Once the roundups reach $5, it withdraws the money and invests in a personalized stock portfolio, CNN Money reported. The fairly new app, which is the first of its kind, is great for achieving both short-term savings goals and building wealth, according to Investor Junkie. “People generally associate investing with lots of dollars,”Jeff Cruttenden, co-founder and CEO of Acorns told CNN. “Once [people] find out that you can invest spare change, it’s a really attractive concept.” [ MadameNoire ] Nick Cannon Drops Spoken Word Poem On Racism, Oscars, & More Nick Cannon has weighed in on the #OscarsSoWhite struggle with a spoken word poem. The Chiraq star is of course known as a “renaissance man” working as a host, producer, actor, comedian, etc. That said, he’s apparently against the machine that is show business (money is his motivation, as noted in the poem). Cannon recorded a two-minute black-and-white video rocking a beanie and a vest, sitting on steps. He spits on various topics including racism and police brutality, name-dropping Tamir Rice and Sandra Bland, among others. Some of his more interesting lines include comparing Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcolm X to Magic Johnson and Bill Cosby. “The black plague, they want us to catch it” he spits. “Just ask Magic, Martin, Malcolm, Muhammad Ali, Bill Cosby…” [ HipHopWired ] Barack And Michelle Obama’s First Date Story ‘Southside With You’ Premieres At Sundance [ Vibe ] Cam Newton — Dabbin’ In the Club … After Crushing Cardinals [ TMZ ] Ava DuVernay Wants You To Stop Using The Word ‘Diversity’ [ HuffingtonPost ] Kourtney Kardashian Reveals Whether She’s More Than Friends With Justin Bieber [ StarPulse ]
Hilary Duff, the Puck Slut, is now a recently divorced and wanting you to notice her because you are a man…or maybe she is just trying to distract you from her thick muscular mom thighs…but the reality is that she’s jailbait that reached one of those core group of guys who she can do no wrong for…meaning they’ll be there for her forever and ever…she is and always will be the glory days, their peak..the one… But I guess, she doesn’t like those people, they are weird..because they are weird…and that’s why she made the money…She’s more into just letting you look at the tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Every now and then, not very often, but when presented with pictures like this, I like to stare at Jennifer Aniston’s vagina to try to understand why no one wants to knock her up, when even disgusting girls get knocked up, there must be something very wrong with her uterus, or maybe she just does it greek, cuz anal is the best form of birth control….. It took her 40 years to land a man willing to marry her, while at one point in time she was a rich TV sitcom star everyone wanted to fuck thanks to her constantly hard nipples…but every guy would run from her as soon as he saw that window of opportunity. She must be really intolerable, a bitch, needy, demanding…with an ego that doesn’t allow her to get with guys like me, who would be more than happy to use her for her money and access to a pool. Living that vacation life due to her lottery win that was a career despite having no talent…. She normally milk’s her nipples, not literally, since the no baby thing, but figuratively, so it’s interesting to see her with this crotch tease, without showing her crotch, which is what makes it a tease…the kind of thing that gets girls raped by men who can’t handle being teased….we call it the “slutty outfit” excuse. Seeing old ladies with hard nipples sagging by the pool is a fetish of mine, seeing old ladies in tight dresses, SPANXed the hell out, is not…but it happened… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Trying to See Jennifer Aniston’s Old Lady Vagina of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Keyshia Cole took to Instagram Monday to express her feelings about her mother’s sobriety. The R&B rebel was feeling a little emotional, but mostly appreciative…
Bikini Model, who really only does Victoria’s Secret once a year, I guess she’s made her money, and can live the good life back home in Brazil where she’s probably very famous, allowing her to spend her days working out and producing fitness porn for instagram….Izabel Goulart, is pretty fucking subtle… I appreciate this behavior….or marketing campaign…it works for me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Izabel Goulart in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
