Anna Kournikova posted her boyfriend of a long time, Enrique’s favorite position… A little demonstration of how he’s normally the one on all fours…while her cold, mean, souless, but into the money Russian Tennis player who never was plows his love song singing, passionate latino rich kid ass… And she’s showing some panties, all while still being kinda hot, and reminding me that her bikini pics were the first post on this site to go viral back in 2005…so thanks Anna Kournikova for this horrible existence I’ve felt obligated to update for 4-5 people the last 10 fucking years… The post Anna Kournikova Yoga Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Waiter Poured Hot Soup on Female Customer Girl JiuJitsu’s Her Boyfriend Naked Protestor… Topless Book Club in New York White on Black Cop Love Car VS Military Vehicle… Morning Workout One Legged Cement Worker 2 Idiots in a Car… Truck VS TRaffic RObber Tells Dude to Keep His Money Bear Rolling Down the Hill Human Tow Truck Kid VS 1.5 Million Dollars Painting… The post Woman Flashing the Camera Outside The Court House…and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
My favorite thing about Emma Roberts…is that she’s not Julia Roberts… My second favorite thing about Emma Roberts…is that her dad is Eric Roberts…and her formative years were spent probably kept as far away from him on his self destructive, drug and alcohol tirade after he won an Acaedmy AWard…before becoming the number one B-Movie actor…ever… No maybe that’s my favorite thing about Emma Robers…because girls with fucked up childhoods thanks to their dads, especially rich girls with fucked up Childhoods thanks to their dads…carry that shit thought life…and like fat girls…that directly correlates to blow job ability.. I’m not a scientist, or a religious man, but I believe the answer to everything is Daddy isses… Here she is unretouched but lit and made up by a team of pros for a lingerie company… The post Emma Roberts Getting Paid Lots of Money to be in “Lingerie” Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you’ve been wondering how Lindsay Lohan still affords to live the life of luxury, she’s decided to demonstrate in pic…. Because it turns out that if you were a highly publicized actress who really only did a handful of movies….that doesn’t really justify the celebrity life this many years later…you can use your celebrity name and your dick sucking ability you learned along the way…and not just with Sam Ronson…to get paid…some call it escorting…I call it…they only want you around because of your name and you should get paid…especially when you need all the money you can get thanks to lecherous family and addiction…. All this to say….I’m a fan…of all she does with her mouth, especially when she doesn’t eat with it…because a skinny almost dying Lohan makes her fake tits really pop.. The post Lindaay Lohan Simulates Blowjobs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Helena Christensen has a bit of the old lady model, concerned with her appearance, because her existence has been based on her looks. She’s made all her money based on her looks. She’s probably had all the rich cock because of her looks….She was even cast in the Chris Isaacs Wicked Games music video romance porn straight out of a Romance Novel…because she was a Victoria’s Secret model, hot..and had tits… Well, she’s still got those tits, but they are much older, despite what she’s trying to trick us with her pornstar looking parazlyzed face. That music video was probably over 20 years ago, proving that you can maintained sex appeal, but people still get old, the yogurt still expires, and no matter how much botox they shove into their paralyzed plastic face….your big tits and nipples can’t fool me…you’re not a sex toy, despite only being able to make the face of a sex toy, and that in and of itself is worth celebrating…I mean that and her nipples for a magazine with the silliest name ever… Wearing fetish gear….never too old..for any of that…no matter what your face is telling us… The post Helena Christensen Nipples for No Tofu of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t mean to milk these Jessica Alba in a bikini pics like they matter…but I just can’t help myself. I guess I”m like an internet hoarder who should realize that if you’re actually an Alba fan you’ve already seen all these pics, especially since I posted some of them yesterday, like they mattered, even though they don’t, but I guess they do…. But I figure if Alba is milking them, I should play alone, we as a collective haven’t made her a massive success or anything, we might as well keep it up so she really maximizes everything….more than she already has… You see, her business is going public, she’ll walk away with over 200 million dollars, and she can go back to her true love, no not being a mom, being the now middle aged girl, dudes who wanted to fuck her when they were in high school still want to fuck…and she’ll produce content for that because when you have all the money in the world, what else is there to do…just ask Beyonce… That said, there’s something highly erotic about staring at her ass in a bikini while she plays dead, like a drowned victim in the grotto…maybe this will become a new instagram trend called “floating”…for people like me to jerk off to…fantasies of throwing my wife overboard in international waters on a cruise… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba’s Drowned Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cop Body Slams Dude Singing Beach Boys Dancing Dogs Terrifying Koala of the Day Parrot Loves to Slide Unruly Lady on a Flight New Jersey Bros in a Double KO Fight at the Tube… Cop Watches People Fight… Grave Robber Drunk Driver VS Family… Classy Street of the Day Dancing Thief… ATM Doesn’t Give Dude His Money Horny Old Couple… Wife Kicks Husband in the Balls The post Naked Woman Crossing the Street and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
David Beckham attempted to score a goal for parents across the world on Monday, striking back against critics of his child-rearing decisions. Specifically, letting his four-year-old daughter use a pacifier. Beckham, known as much for his physique, celebrity status and A-list wife Victoria as his soccer career, was the target of a recent Daily Mail story. The UK paper slammed his daughter’s use of a pacifier (or “dummy” in U.K. parlance) at age 4, along with a photo of Harper sucking on the object. “Experts warn David and Victoria Beckham’s little girl may end up with ‘speech or dental issues’ if she continues to use one,” warned the publication. David Beckham wasn’t having any of this nonsense. The athlete is no “dummy,” and took to his Instagram account to re-post the story – along with his response – for his 10 million followers. “Why do people feel they have the right to criticize a parent about their own children without having any facts?” the 40-year-old wrote. “Everybody who has children knows that when they aren’t feeling well or have a fever you do what comforts them best and most of the time it’s a pacifier.” “Do those who criticize think twice about what you say about other people’s children because actually you have no right to criticize me as a parent.” It’s hard to argue with that sentiment on merit. Do his critics have a point, though? Maybe. The American Academy of Pediatrics warns against a child sucking strongly on a pacifier, thumb or fingers after 2-4 years of age. David has a point too, though. There isn’t a parent alive in the world who hasn’t been corrected about their choices by complete strangers. Ones who would never otherwise interfere in another adult’s life, or claim to know anything about them. What is it that brings out such behavior? To other parents, parents can do no right it seems. So while you might not agree with David’s decision, why not spare him the critique? He and Victoria are by all accounts hands on parents who care so much for each other and their kids. In our minds, that’s all you can ask.
David Beckham attempted to score a goal for parents across the world on Monday, striking back against critics of his child-rearing decisions. Specifically, letting his four-year-old daughter use a pacifier. Beckham, known as much for his physique, celebrity status and A-list wife Victoria as his soccer career, was the target of a recent Daily Mail story. The UK paper slammed his daughter’s use of a pacifier (or “dummy” in U.K. parlance) at age 4, along with a photo of Harper sucking on the object. “Experts warn David and Victoria Beckham’s little girl may end up with ‘speech or dental issues’ if she continues to use one,” warned the publication. David Beckham wasn’t having any of this nonsense. The athlete is no “dummy,” and took to his Instagram account to re-post the story – along with his response – for his 10 million followers. “Why do people feel they have the right to criticize a parent about their own children without having any facts?” the 40-year-old wrote. “Everybody who has children knows that when they aren’t feeling well or have a fever you do what comforts them best and most of the time it’s a pacifier.” “Do those who criticize think twice about what you say about other people’s children because actually you have no right to criticize me as a parent.” It’s hard to argue with that sentiment on merit. Do his critics have a point, though? Maybe. The American Academy of Pediatrics warns against a child sucking strongly on a pacifier, thumb or fingers after 2-4 years of age. David has a point too, though. There isn’t a parent alive in the world who hasn’t been corrected about their choices by complete strangers. Ones who would never otherwise interfere in another adult’s life, or claim to know anything about them. What is it that brings out such behavior? To other parents, parents can do no right it seems. So while you might not agree with David’s decision, why not spare him the critique? He and Victoria are by all accounts hands on parents who care so much for each other and their kids. In our minds, that’s all you can ask.
