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Valerie Jarrett Responds To Roseanne Barr Thinking “The Bish Was White” When She Called Her A Monkey [Video]

“Roseanne who?” @ValerieJarrett reacts to Roseanne Barr's racist tweet about her: “In all seriousness … I'm fine.” “This isn't what keeps me up at night. What keeps me up at night are those families being separated on the borders … not a racist tweet.” https://t.co/Nj7yzeYFYk pic.twitter.com/4yPMdDViRH — The View (@TheView) July 26, 2018 Roseanne Barr is falling apart at the seams with racist rant after racist rant…while her show makes a comeback without dragging her MAGA baggage around. Now, Valerie Jarrett responds to the whole “Muslim monkey” statement Roseanne made, and her claim that she thought Valerie was white when she said it . Basically…she has more important stuff to worry about. Getty/Splash/WENN

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Delilah Belle Hamlin Bikini of the Day

Delilah Belle Hamlin, the daughter with the face injections, from the mother with the face injections, Lisa Rinna, is not at Swim Week, for whatever reason, you know because she’s trying to be an instagram bikini model, but luckily you can call the paparazzi wherever you are, stage a bikini photoshoot, and show the world your asshole, allowing you to get the same coverage as someone who is at Swim Week, all in your own backyard, cuz you’re rich and have rich parents and live by the fucking ocean. I am not sure who this dude teaching her to pose is….but her youthful body is inspiring…at least enough to stare at and think about how bodies don’t stay looking like this no matter how hard they try…so take in the young whoring that doesn’t need to whore cuz it’s rich. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Delilah Belle Hamlin Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Britney Spears Nip Slip of the Day

Britney Spears is back motherfuckers… I’ve been saying for the last little while, thank god her parents locked her down in the prison that is her career, and forced her to date a personal trainer, like some medicated dancing monkey who earns for them….because she hasn’t been allowed to go off the rails, get fat, or not earn for the family. She’s a fucking empire…a massive fucking entity that pays for everyone around her…and who cares..she hasn’t self destructed and looks amazing. All the other women her age who were performing back when she was are monsters now…. While this one…still a star…still bringing it…and is having a good old fashioned nip slip because she knows us old timers appreciate that shit…now turn on some hit me baby one more time….and get to work…this is a Britney Spears nipple and it’s the most important thing that happened this weekend. The post Britney Spears Nip Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Britney Spears Nip Slip of the Day

Britney Spears is back motherfuckers… I’ve been saying for the last little while, thank god her parents locked her down in the prison that is her career, and forced her to date a personal trainer, like some medicated dancing monkey who earns for them….because she hasn’t been allowed to go off the rails, get fat, or not earn for the family. She’s a fucking empire…a massive fucking entity that pays for everyone around her…and who cares..she hasn’t self destructed and looks amazing. All the other women her age who were performing back when she was are monsters now…. While this one…still a star…still bringing it…and is having a good old fashioned nip slip because she knows us old timers appreciate that shit…now turn on some hit me baby one more time….and get to work…this is a Britney Spears nipple and it’s the most important thing that happened this weekend. The post Britney Spears Nip Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Killer Mike Calls Nas “One Of The Greatest MC’s In The World”

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Source: Kevin Winter / Getty While Killer Mike is a formidable talent in his own right, he gives props where props are due. He recently gave Queensbridge’s finest, Nas , high praise. In the newest episode of Netflix’s  Rapture  series,  Nas’ historic career is highlighted. The “One Mic” rapper is visited in a session where Mike Bigga is recording his portion of the soundtrack, leading to an insightful exchange between the two and Nas giving Mike praise. Billboard Magazine  caught up with the Atlanta native to discuss God Son’s legacy. “Nas is truly one of the greatest lyricists to ever come out of Queens, which has produced more great MC’s than any other borough. He’s one of the greatest emcees of my lifetime and in the world. He’s also a friend. So, for him to say that, I really appreciate it.” Mike also shared some words of wisdom Jones gave him during the studio visit. “The best advice that I’ve gotten from Nas is honestly to just be me and to keep staying true to myself,” he revealed. “It took me a long time to figure out how to pop, but then, when you get famous, people are kind of like, ‘Oh, well, we don’t want as much of you.’ Nas really taught me to keep being intelligent, keep being street, keep being unapologetic about it and keep being down for the people.” You can listen to the track in question “Black Power, White Powder” below. Via Billboard — Photo: Getty

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YouTube Orders Jordan Peele’s Sci-Fi Anthology ‘Weird City’ To Series

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Source: Jean Baptiste Lacroix / Getty Since his Oscar win for his critically acclaimed film Get Out , Jordan Peele has become one of Hollywood’s most sought-after names. THR reports Peele, and his MonkeyPaw Productions inked an overall TV deal with Amazon Studios less than a month ago, and now his “twisted-ass science fiction” show  Weird City has been ordered to series by YouTube. The show is written and co-created by Peele alongside Key & Peele’s Charlie Sanders. The show will take place in the “not-too-distant future metropolis of weird.” Using sci-fi and comedy, the show will explore issues that pertain to present-day life in “weird” stories. Peele spoke on his latest move adding in a statement: “Writer/creator Charlie Sanders and I collaborated on some Key & Peele sketches that took on everything from the ‘Black Republicans’ to ‘Continental Breakfasts’ to ‘Family Matters.’ Now, with YouTube, we present a series of comedy-driven twisted-ass science fiction stories that take place in a world close to ours but just a little bit off.”  YouTube content chief Susanne Daniels added: “We are thrilled to be in business with Jordan, Charlie, and Jose, who have brilliantly created a highly entertaining satire that will be a timely send-up of modern society. We are excited to partner with Sonar Entertainment and all of the innovative storytellers behind Weird City to push boundaries and redefine what a comedy series can be.” Adam Bernstein ( Fargo , Scrub ) will direct two episodes out of the six-episode first season, Jose Molina ( The Tick ) will serve as showrunner and executive producer. Weird City premieres on YouTube Premium in July 2019. We still waiting on some good news about the Get Out sequel though. — Photo:  Jean Baptiste Lacroix / Getty

YouTube Orders Jordan Peele’s Sci-Fi Anthology ‘Weird City’ To Series

YouTube Orders Jordan Peele’s Sci-Fi Anthology ‘Weird City’ To Series

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Source: Jean Baptiste Lacroix / Getty Since his Oscar win for his critically acclaimed film Get Out , Jordan Peele has become one of Hollywood’s most sought-after names. THR reports Peele, and his MonkeyPaw Productions inked an overall TV deal with Amazon Studios less than a month ago, and now his “twisted-ass science fiction” show  Weird City has been ordered to series by YouTube. The show is written and co-created by Peele alongside Key & Peele’s Charlie Sanders. The show will take place in the “not-too-distant future metropolis of weird.” Using sci-fi and comedy, the show will explore issues that pertain to present-day life in “weird” stories. Peele spoke on his latest move adding in a statement: “Writer/creator Charlie Sanders and I collaborated on some Key & Peele sketches that took on everything from the ‘Black Republicans’ to ‘Continental Breakfasts’ to ‘Family Matters.’ Now, with YouTube, we present a series of comedy-driven twisted-ass science fiction stories that take place in a world close to ours but just a little bit off.”  YouTube content chief Susanne Daniels added: “We are thrilled to be in business with Jordan, Charlie, and Jose, who have brilliantly created a highly entertaining satire that will be a timely send-up of modern society. We are excited to partner with Sonar Entertainment and all of the innovative storytellers behind Weird City to push boundaries and redefine what a comedy series can be.” Adam Bernstein ( Fargo , Scrub ) will direct two episodes out of the six-episode first season, Jose Molina ( The Tick ) will serve as showrunner and executive producer. Weird City premieres on YouTube Premium in July 2019. We still waiting on some good news about the Get Out sequel though. — Photo:  Jean Baptiste Lacroix / Getty

YouTube Orders Jordan Peele’s Sci-Fi Anthology ‘Weird City’ To Series

Ariana Grande: Impressed By, Not Yet Impregnated By Pete Davidson Dong

It turns out that Ariana isn’t the only person in her relationship who is, well, Grande . Ariana Grande responded to an awkwardly phrased fan question by claiming that fiance Pete Davidson’s penis is very large. She got specific. But she insists that, despite shotgun wedding rumors , her appreciation of what Pete is packing hasn’t gotten her pregnant … yet . Pete Davidson already has two Ariana tattoos , but that decorative ink might not be the part of him that’s nearest and dearest to Ariana’s heart. An Arianator on Twitter asked the singer, who has been engaging with fans left and right on social media because she’s a delight, a question: “How long is Pete?” the fan asked, before quickly clarifying: “Oh, as in the interlude!” That’s a fair question that’s normal to ask about musical guests. We have no idea if this person’s tweet was intended to begin that way or really was just awkwardly phrased. Ariana, however, decided to just … blurt out her answer. Take a look: “Like 10 inches?” Ariana replied. Global averages for penis length tend to hover between 5.5 inches and 6 inches, which would make Pete Davidson very impressive. Ariana then, within the same tweet so that you know that her reply was deliberate, answered the fan’s real question. “Oh f–k … I mean like a little over a minute,” Ariana answered, referring to the length of Pete’s interlude. Do you care to guess which part of Ariana’s reply garnered more attention? One fan responded by tweeting a still of meme queen Tiffany “New York” Pollard. In this particular image, the reality star is saying: “I know his dick is big. I know it. I know it’s big! Oh god my heart hurts.” Arianators are clearly enjoying imagining that Ariana’s statement is true. In fact, many saw it as confirmation of what they already suspected about the 6-foot-3 Saturday Night Live star. If Pete’s megameat is really 10 inches in length, then that would put it at a whopping one sixth of 5-foot-0 Ariana’s total height. On that note, another posted a photo of Ariana out and about with Pete. This fan wrote: “This is how you look at someone that’s taking a battering ram to your cervix.” The internet is good, actually. Rumors have been bandied about since news of Ariana’s engagement first broke. Because it happened so quickly, some fans could not help but wonder if Ariana was pregnant. One fan parodied this notion, editing Ariana’s album art to show disdain with an eyeroll. For caption, this fan wrote, using the Spongebob Squarepants mockery meme style of alternating capitalization: “aRiAnNA Is PreGnNanT.” Ariana responded to this post and a number of follow-up comments. First, she warned fans that these rumors would be recurring, writing: “oh this s–ts gonna be every other week now enjoy!” Ariana also tweeted: “mood for the next few years til i’m actually ready # fertilequeen.” A fan wrote that Ariana and Pete would make the cutest babies. “Oh absolutely but ……… innnnnnnaaaaawhile,” Ariana replied, followed by a see-no-evil monkey emoji. That is smart. She’s a smart young woman. Ariana is such a delightful spirit and she has an amazing sense of humor. So … there’s no way of knowing whether she’s being serious about how well endowed her fiance might be. If he really is sporting a 10-incher, that might help explain their warp-speed engagement. But Ariana is such a savvy Slytherin (just look at her uniform above), and it’s entirely possible that she said this to steer the conversation away from her vacant uterus and towards her fiance’s crotch. There’s nothing wrong with that. She filled her fans with delight. Not unlike how Pete presumably fills … you know what? Never mind. The general Twitter consensus seems towards Ariana seems to be one of celebration with an undercurrent of pics or it didn’t happen . View Slideshow: 21 Stars with Especially Big Penises

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South Cacky Gubernatorial Candidate Calls Out Chief Cheetoh: “Donald Trump Is The Worst Kind Of Racist”

It’s too bad we’re not registered to vote in South Carolina because if we were we would be voting for Marguerite Willis. The Democratic gubernatorial candidate just launched a new campaign ad that we can really get behind. “There is no doubt in my mind that Donald Trump is a racist,” candidate Marguerite Willis said in the ad released on Tuesday. “He’s a horrible racist. He’s the worst kind of racist, which is a racist who pretends he isn’t a racist.” We’d have to agree. Do you think Willis is smart to take such a direct approach? In a notoriously conservative state like South Carolina we fear it may draw some of the wrong kind of attention.

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South Cacky Gubernatorial Candidate Calls Out Chief Cheetoh: “Donald Trump Is The Worst Kind Of Racist”

South Cacky Gubernatorial Candidate Calls Out Chief Cheetoh: “Donald Trump Is The Worst Kind Of Racist”

It’s too bad we’re not registered to vote in South Carolina because if we were we would be voting for Marguerite Willis. The Democratic gubernatorial candidate just launched a new campaign ad that we can really get behind. “There is no doubt in my mind that Donald Trump is a racist,” candidate Marguerite Willis said in the ad released on Tuesday. “He’s a horrible racist. He’s the worst kind of racist, which is a racist who pretends he isn’t a racist.” We’d have to agree. Do you think Willis is smart to take such a direct approach? In a notoriously conservative state like South Carolina we fear it may draw some of the wrong kind of attention.

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South Cacky Gubernatorial Candidate Calls Out Chief Cheetoh: “Donald Trump Is The Worst Kind Of Racist”