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Serena Williams and her Big Monster Tits of the Day

Serena Williams confuses me because she’s equipped with these monster tits that if you were to see alone, you might get excited about, but unfortunately, they don’t come alone, they come with the rest of her really muscular and monsterous large body. It’s like if you get with this, your sexuality is definitely as questionable no matter how hard you focus in on her tits bouncing, her gender is questionable cuz we don’t know if she was born with a vagina because her muscles tell us otherwise, and it seems like her dad just decided to sculpt a vagina out of her penis when she was a baby in their basement so that one day she’d be able to pay off the family mortgage when she reached the top of Women’s tennis because she was actually a dude….a sport her dad wanted to dominate because of bitterness that came with being poor black boy they didn’t let in the country club…. Who really knows, I just know this is scary as fuck…

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Lady Gaga Pledges Haiti Earthquake-Relief Donation On ‘Oprah’

Singer also talks about exhaustion, performs medley in spike-themed outfit.

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Lady Gaga Tweets Christmas Greeting To Her ‘Monsters’

‘Thank u for never giving up on me,’ she tells her fans on Twitter. By Gil Kaufman Lady Gaga Photo: Christopher Polk/Getty Images MTV News’ Woman of the Year Lady Gaga has a lot to be thankful for this year: a smash-hit album with The Fame, one of the year’s hottest tours with the Monster Ball and a slew of year-end accolades for her breakthrough 2009

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Lady Gaga Photos & Surprises Revealed!

Lady Gaga fans in Los Angeles are in for a treat. We hear that the “Poker Face” hitmaker will have a couple of surprise visitors during one, if not all, of her three concerts…

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Khloe Kardashian Gets Cupcakes Cuz She’s Fat of the Day

I find the fact that Khloe Kardashian is sponsored by a cupcake company pretty fucking funny. It is so fucking fitting, like me being sponsored by beer company or a whore getting sponsored by a condom company or a fucking crackhead getting sponsored by the crack dealer, considering she is huge and looks like she eats a fuck of a lot of everything that comes her way like a cow grazing the field. I am pretty sure that she probably hit the company up with this great idea because she couldn’t get enough of their product and figured that since her family is famous for doing nothing, getting it for free would be nice, but getting paid to eat it would be nicer and since they aren’t trying to hide the fact that cupcakes are for fat people, they just piled it on a fucking truck and drove it over for Khloe to stuff her face like the monster she fucking is…..

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Gaga & Stage Have Bad Romance — Slips Again!

Filed under: Music , Lady Gaga Lady Gaga is a pro at doing down. For the second time in her Monster Ball tour, Gaga landed flat on her ass during a performance of “Bad Romance” Friday night in Vancouver.

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Lady Gaga Is A Fame Monster

Lady Gaga hit the stage last night at the Susquehanna Bank Center in Camden, New Jersey for the first leg of her Fame Monster Ball Tour .

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Vanilla Will Never Taste The Same

Uh oh, grandma got into the ice cream again….LOOK AWAY! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

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Gaga In Elle Magazine

Whoa, the Fame Monster doesn't look so monstrous on this mag cover, instead going for the “stripped-down space trannie” look. Golf claps.

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