The Kia hamsters are back! And more dapper than ever! And sleeker, sexier and more sophisticated than ever … not unlike the car they want you to buy, the 2014 Soul. At least that’s the hook of the ad (presumably). Formerly frumpy, the Kia Hamsters are turning themselves into leaner, meaner, head-turning machines. And when they roll up in their Soul, peeps take heed. Watch as the adorable trio, whose previous TV spots have featured “Black Sheep” and LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem” hit the gym and shed their furry folds. Their workout song of choice? Lady Gaga’s “Applause” . They LIVE for it. Just like Mother Monster. Watch: 2014 Kia Soul Hamster Commercial (Lady Gaga “Applause”)
‘I’m dancing ’til my feet bleed,’ Mother Monster says of her ‘Applause’ performance at Sunday night’s VMAs, airing live at 9 p.m. ET/PT. By Jocelyn Vena
Rachel Bilson is attempting to remind us that she still exists and she’s doing it in Cosmo, which to me is entirely the wrong way of doing things, but in Rachel Bilson’s defense, she’s always chosen the wrong fucking way to do anything, from getting engaged to some weird Canadian and moving to a farm in the middle of nowhere with him instead of milking her TV starlet fame for another TV star gig, or even by slitting out a little flashing panty with the rest of her peers, when I like the think she should have…I mean her thigh is the most skin we’ve seen from her in what must be a decade, I guess she’s starting to get the hang of things, you know dipping her toe in to get it a little wet, before the nude scenes come, but I think that’s wishful thinking and the only nudity anyone will get of her will be on the Delivery room table, when she’s having her first kid in her career as mom…nothing hot in that, unless you’re a lonely weirdo. Which I can assume you are…
This just in…Lucy Collett has big tits…and she’s pretending to take selfies of them in some photoshoot for a Lad Mag that doesn’t really need to be doing any commentary on the whole selfie shit, but rather just focus on what’s important, and what her worth and value is, and that’s her monster tits…tits I would like to travel on, they just look that comfortable…much better than the lumpy pillow I found on moving day in the dumpster that smells like a mix between Fabreze and Death…. Here are some pics.
‘Fashion Police’ star calls out Mother Monster in July issue of Cosmopolitian. By Emilee Lindner Kelly Osbourne on the cover of Cosmopolitan Photo: Cosmopolitan
I have no idea who this girl is or what her speech is about, but I do know that it is really fucking boring….and the only thing that keeps me watching…is her monster camel toe….that shit will carry any speech to the fucking top…at least where I am from….. I guess she was too busy researching her hippie diet shit, you know her raw food diet no one cares about, to wear underwear…. In fact, I watched the whole video and around 5 minutes into me and her cameltoe falling in love, she says that she made her outfit herself….and it is organic… You’d think her hippie bush would have stopped this from happening, so I am glad it didn’t… Her spoken word at the end is actually more humiliating than the cameltoe…
The premise for the The Frankenstein Theory is an interesting one: what if Mary Shelley’s novel was based on actual events and the monster has been living out in the Arctic wilderness for close to 200 years? The movie, which is slated to hit theaters and VOD in March, is a Blair Witch Project -style found-footage tale that follows a documentary crew and a controversial college professor John Venkenheim — a subtle homage to Ghostbusters ‘ Peter Venkman? — as they tempt fate by going out in search of the reanimated monster. According to the credits, the creature is played by Roger Morrissey, but there’s no money shot of him here, and the more I watch this clip, the more it reminds me of one of those Messin’ with Sasquatch beef jerky commercials (if there wasn’t enough budget to spring for a Bigfoot costume). For one thing, The Frankenstein Theory monster’s roar is pretty similar, and the way that victim bites the dust near the end of the trailer has a kind of vaguely comic feel to it. And is it me, or does that last scene with the frightened woman suggest that the monster knows how to use a video camera? For comparison: Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Lady Gaga is always one to spark controversy, but this, even for her, is outrageous. Her explosive fashion choice has many folks questioning its appropriateness. At one point during her show in Vancouver, Canada, on Friday, Mother Monster stepped out sporting a bra adorned with two fake plastic assault rifles. Lady Gaga Machine Gun Bra Just one day earlier, V.P. Joe Biden met with Congress and the NRA about how to curb gun violence in the wake of the Newtown, Conn., school massacre. Wonder what Kelly Osbourne would have to say about this if she hadn’t quashed her beef with Gaga. Does it send the right message – even if she intends it to? What do you think of Gaga’s machine gun bra? Vote below! Love it! Chill out! Hate it! So tasteless! View Poll »
Look at her stuntin’! Okay so maybe we didn’t believe her when she said it before but dayuuuuuum this girl is really on fire! Alicia Keys showed off her bangin’ azz abdominals during a performance at the Monster CES party in Las Vegas Thursday night in a lil shimmery crop top and white tuxedo jacket get up. You likey? Life is good for Ms. Keys. How many of y’all just got inspired to hit the mats and do a couple crunches? Hit the flip for more shots of Alicia in all her slimmy trimmy splendor as well as some eye candy for the ladies in the form of Tyson Beckford.
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