As a dude who loves fucking girls up the ass…for a few reasons from it being the only way I feel penetration with my small dick….as well as being the only way for the girl to feel my penetration….to it being the most fun contraceptive…cuz who want’s babies….to it allowing me to live out my priest and/or greek and/or prison fantasies without being a homo….coupled with the higher risk of contracting HIV…along with the fact that it makes girls feel like dirty whores…unless they are under 25…in which case every single one of them that I’ve met seem to love it….it is only natural for me to love girls named anus. She’s from Montreal…I’ve never met her….which is too bad…since she’s getting famous in the model world…and since I only want to fuck girls with modeling contracts….as well as the fact that if her name is anus she’s gotta be into anus…otherwise this whole thing would be a fucking lie….and I hate lies…
It is always hard to be objective and full of hate when you are doing a post on someone you’ve met a few times, seen out many times, who is good childhood friends with people you like, especially when they have great tits… Her name is Jess Pare, she’s from Montreal but has been out of Montreal for a long fucking time, trying to make it in movies and TV, always willing to show her huge natural tits, whether in that movie about lesbian school girls from the early 2000s, or hot tub time machine, she brings them out…and whether I think she’s the hottest of hot in person, or nice in person, or even great tittied in person, you know compared to non actor bitches when unphotoshopped doesn’t matter cuz she’s making moves and showing off her tits in GQ…and that’s better than I’ve done with my ridiculously awesome tits…so next time I see her in Montreal at a bar, I’ll have no choice but to stage a trip and fall, hoping them tits end up accidentally in my motherfucking mouth…. Here’s the video…..
Singer will play Israel, London and Paris before hitting U.S. By Gil Kaufman Madonna Photo: Jeff Kravitz/ FilmMagic She scored a touchdown during halftime at the Super Bowl, and now
The Weeknd wrapped up a series of spot date shows in Ontario this week. After performing in Waterloo and Montreal, the XO general brought his live show to Ottawa’s Barrymore Music Hall last night. Up top, Abel performs “Outside” off his recent Echoes of Silence mixtape. Weeknd performs “Montreal” and bonus footage here. Wale hits the T-Dot Broadcasting platform : Vimeo Source : MissInfo.tv Discovery Date : 22/01/2012 03:25 Number of articles : 2
The Weeknd wrapped up a series of spot date shows in Ontario this week. After performing in Waterloo and Montreal, the XO general brought his live show to Ottawa’s Barrymore Music Hall last night. Up top, Abel performs “Outside” off his recent Echoes of Silence mixtape. Weeknd performs “Montreal” and bonus footage here. Wale hits the T-Dot Broadcasting platform : Vimeo Source : MissInfo.tv Discovery Date : 22/01/2012 03:25 Number of articles : 2
Apparently Carmen Electra isn’t dead, but she might as well be….sure she’s still kinda hot and has some sex appeal, but she’s old, and boring and pretty much non existent….the last I heard of her was when she was hosting a party at a shitty club in Montreal, that no one went to, where he wasn’t even nearly as hot as the couple dozen girls in the club, but more importantly, no one noticed she was even there, because no one even remembers who she is…. She’s at the “DJ” from Roseanne level of fame…you know you see him out drinking his troubles away and you say “shit weren’t you that guy from Roseanne” leading to him breaking down and crying…and you feeling bad cuz you didn’t even care he was in Roseanne, it was a conversation starter to break the awkwardness…..except shes got big old fake tits and a tight body and a legacy of what was hot in the 90s, but still essentially as usesless as DJ, cuz it isn’t like she’s gonna put out…she’s just gonna act like she’s still the bitch she was and that all contributes to my hate for her….that at her fake tits…even if they give her great cleavage… Either way, here’s some old timer pussy.
We tried to tell you this recession is for real . A former U.S. Olympic baseball star and his wife were charged with cooking methamphetamine inside a home they shared with their three children, just a few hundred yards away from Loxley Elementary School, police said. Billy Lyle “BJ” Wallace Jr., 40, and Amber Sheree McKenzie, 29, were being held in Baldwin County Corrections Center as of Wednesday, both charged with first-degree manufacturing of a controlled substance, possession of a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia. Wallace, a Monroeville native, pitched for the U.S. team in the 1992 Olympics in Barcelona, Spain, and the Montreal Expos picked him third in that year’s amateur draft, signing the left-hander for $550,000, according to baseball-reference.com and Press-Register archives. He set an Olympic record for strikeouts in a game by fanning 14 in a win over Italy, but he never reached the major leagues. After a three-month investigation that included both surveillance and informants, Loxley police served a search warrant on Wallace’s home at 3999 S. Magnolia St. at 2:15 p.m. Tuesday. Officers found four “shake and bake” meth labs inside, along with two ounces of “finished product,” according to Loxley police Lt. Doug Phillips. Their three children, ages 2, 8 and 12, were turned over to their grandparents, Phillips said. Though they do not share a last name, Wallace and McKenzie were married in February, according to Baldwin County Probate Office records. Phillips declined to say whether the children were present when officers made the arrests. Because of the length of the investigation, authorities had become concerned for the safety of the children, Phillips said. He described the “shake and bake” lab as a 20-ounce or two-liter plastic bottle with meth ingredients inside. “It can turn into an incredible explosive,” Phillips said. “Even if it didn’t explode, if one of the kids drank it, thinking it was a soda bottle, who knows what could happen?” SMDH. Is that mu’f**a smiling in the mugshot??? Source
Taylor Swift is boring as shit….these bathing suit pictures are here to help prove my fucking point…I get it…she’s country, lives in Nashville, plays the whole wholesome act for her Christian fan base…it’s all a business to her…but I know there’s a LeAnn Rimes brewing somewhere deep inside of her…that I can only assume started to surface when she was getting fucked by serial womanizer who has pretty much had every chick in Hollywood, but more importanly has had his asshole licked by groupies I know here in Montreal….that he met that night…not that he rode out for a few months…cuz behind every slut is a dude who ruined her emotionally… Either way, here’s her vintage bathing suit, Hollywood Glam, 1950s erotica to you weird pinup loving rockabilly weirdos… She’s a little birdlike-but at least she’s not fat…
Lil Wayne may have violated his parole by sleeping with a 16 year-old girl. A 16 year-old blonde Canadian high school student is claiming that she spent the night with Weezy. The girl who’s in the 11th grade put Weezy on blast on Twitter. According to mediatakeout, Lil Wayne performed in Canada Tuesday night, and the girl whose name is Sarah and her friends attended the concert.Sarah attempted to get at Weezy after the concert, but failed. The next day, she took a bus to Montreal, where Weezy was performing and hooked up with him at an after party, and managed to get invited back to his hotel room. This is where things got hot and heavy and Sarah apparently has pictures to prove it. The teen put Weezy on blast on twitter and I’m sure his probation officer is not too happy right now. GO HERE TO SEE HER TWEETS Meet Lauren London’s & Lil Wayne’s Baby [PHOTO] Who Is Lil Wayne’s Mystery Chick? [PHOTOS] FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: @ Sweet _Sweetback
This is hilarious….via my friends at Wolf & Harrison who were clever enough to capture this glorious moment in tennis history…it happened at the final game at the Montreal Roger’s Cup…some old dude choked and another guy mounted him like a homo and saved the day…. The point is that Tennis is one of the most erotic sports to watch..you know all those grunts and ass flashes…and this is not one of those moments..
