I am not into beastiality…however…there is something oddly erotica about Sarah Jessica Parker showing off her legs. I know comparing her to a horse is such a played out angle for a played out woman who doubles as the figure head for all that is wrong in the world…not that I am against feminism or sluts but that I know behind the scenes the Sex and the City show was written by a gay dude, making girls have gay dude priorities, which is totally not what women are really designed for, leading to a lot of herpes, unwanted pregnancies, abortions, HIV, and single 45 year olds who wished they got married back when they decided to be “career” women who were free and sexually liberated like it was the 60s again… But she has such a serious horse head – there’s a reason people compare her to one…and all I want to say about this is that I repeat I don’t find SJP hot…I am just oddly attracted to her legs in this pic…and I guess I should just take ownership on this, I mean this is my site and I did just post this cuz I find it hot, it’s like my wife just walked in on me jerking off to Gay porn…but it’s probably just as bad as if it was…. This is not a proud moment.
I’ve been a huge Helena Christensen is 100 fucking years old but she’s still got it supporter…if anything I created the fucking movement…I’m the fucking president of the fan club…since I created the fucking thing as fan clubs are a solid distraction from being the creepy pervert in the van outside her house. Creepy fan clubs justify why I have her face tattooed on my pubic bone…they justify why I’ve created life sized models of her with deli meat crafted vaginas…to have mock-weddings with…they justify why I wall papered my masturbation room with pictures of her…it’s all for work…to celebrate a natural beauty… Then someone posted a pic of her at Fashion week next to some other old as fuck chick Kate Bosworth… and Helena looked like a grandmother in some wig to cover her thin cancer hair…or some shit…making these shoot for VS seem like it’s fucking lying to me…and that girls all age…and that they don’t stay perfect for 40 years…that’s just a myth they want you to believe….
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American viewers returned to Downton Abbey last night. But even though six months had passed since Matthew’s tragic death, the mood around the estate was more dour than ever. Especially for poor Mary. She finally lost it in the arms of Mr. Carson, having herself a “good cry” about life as a single mother. Will she be able to move forward on Downton Abbey Season 4 ? It’s hard to say, but Mary will have something to distract her: Matthew did not leave a will, meaning the residence is open to new ownership. Will Robert make his move to take over again? Where did Miss O’Brien go? And who returned as a maid to take her place? Watch Downton Abbey online for the answers to these questions and many more:
Ashley Tisdale has made her return to the music world. The singer, who hasn’t come out with a new album since 2009, released “You’re Always Here” today, a track she’s dedicated to her late grandfather. A percentage of the proceeds from this track will be donated to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital, too, giving us another reason to celebrate Tisdale’s comeback. Listen to the song now and then ogle Tisdale topless in Maxim because… well, the reason is obviously, isn’t it? Ashley Tisdale – “You’re Always Here”
Lorde is headed for a venue near you. Maybe. The 16-year old New Zealand artist – who is dating James Lowe and calling out Selena Gomez for being a weak female – announced a 2014 North American tour today that will kick off March 3 in Austin and conclude March 26 in Oakland. It will also include a pair of show’s in New York City. Lorde – “Royals” (Grammy Nominations Concert) When will the Grammy-nominated artist (for Record and Song of the Year) hit up your neck of the U.S. woods? Scroll down and take note of Lorde’s tour dates and locations: March 3 – Austin Music Hall, Austin March 4 – Southside Ballroom, Dallas March 5 – Bayou, Houston March 7 – Echostage, Washington, D.C. March 8 – Tower Theatre, Philadelphia March 11-12 – Roseland Ballroom, New York March 14 – Orpheum, Boston March 15 – Sound Academy, Toronto March 16 – Fillmore, Detroit March 18 – Aragon, Chicago March 20 – Peabody Opera House, St. Louis March 21 – Arvest Bank Theatre, Kansas City, MO March 22 – Fillmore Auditorium, Denver March 24 – WAMU Theater, Seattle March 26 – Fox, Oakland, CA
Last night on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, the ladies packed for a trip to Savannah. All sorts of drama unfolded over the next hour, suffice it to say: Kandi had an emotional breakdown of epic proportions. Phaedra received a surprising visit from Mama Joyce. Kenya’s antics kid of ruined the mood of the vacation. How did it all play out for the ladies? Did things settle down eventually, or were they even more off the chain than expected, given the bullet points above? You’ll have to see it unfold for yourself, and as always, buckle your seatbelts. Watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Episode 7 right here: Watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Episode 7
Last night on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, the ladies packed for a trip to Savannah. All sorts of drama unfolded over the next hour, suffice it to say: Kandi had an emotional breakdown of epic proportions. Phaedra received a surprising visit from Mama Joyce. Kenya’s antics kid of ruined the mood of the vacation. How did it all play out for the ladies? Did things settle down eventually, or were they even more off the chain than expected, given the bullet points above? You’ll have to see it unfold for yourself, and as always, buckle your seatbelts. Watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Episode 7 right here: Watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Episode 7
