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2015 Pirelli Calendar of the Day

One of the most important fashion shoots of the year, I’m talking far more important than the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, and even more important than the September Issue, is the yearly 2014 Pirelli Calendar that stemmed from a European car parts company realizing that fashion is hot, and that what better way to do a Calendar than to use top models, in modern day pin up, usually naked or half naked, shot by the top photographers….because really it’s better than Glamour models… So here are the details… Steven Meisel’s Pirelli Calendar 2015 (51st edition) Model: Gigi Hadid, Joan Smalls, Adriana Lima, Raquel Zimmerman, Natalia Vodianova, Isabeli Fontana, Sasha Luss, Anna Ewers, Carolyn Murphy, Cameron Russell, Karen Elson, Candice Huffine Here are the pics…this is the best one in the last few years…good job Meisel.

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Rita Ora’s Big Tits for some Event of the Day

Rita Ora was at some event…because she’s always at an event. It’s her everyday hustle because the more people see her big tits, the more they will think she actually matters and is an actual talent who deserves everyone’s money and fame and fortune…because she feels like she deserves everyone’s money and fame and fortune…it’s called being an egotistical and entitled cunt…who is talented enough for the execs to shove ideas in her head that she’s more important than she is – because they need to make money when Rihanna’s not touring…and they might as well do it with this one. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jessica Biel Could Use My Help

OK, so I know this probably wasn’t what you were hoping for when you heard we had pictures of Jessica Biel half dressed, but I think the sight of Jessica and her booty stuffed into a tight dress still makes for a pretty good consolation prize. Anyway, I would’ve thought an A-lister like Jessica would have an assistant to help her out with this type of thing, but since she doesn’t, I’d like to volunteer. Sure, it might take me a couple minutes (or hours) to help her zip up, but as you guys probably know, I’m very meticulous and kind of a perfectionist when it comes to my work. Don’t laugh. That wasn’t supposed to be the punchline. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Michelle Vawer Is A Girl You Should Know

Here’s former SI Swimsuit Issue hottie Michelle Vawer , and while I unfortunately still haven’t figured out how to make her a future ex-Mrs. Tuna yet, it’s not all bad news: I did manage to find another super-hot lingerie shoot of hers for us all to drool over in the meantime. And since I’m sure that’s more important to you perverts than your favorite blogger’s love life, I have a feeling that news should still make you all pretty happy. You selfish bastards. » view all 19 photos

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Michelle Vawer Is A Girl You Should Know

Here’s former SI Swimsuit Issue hottie Michelle Vawer , and while I unfortunately still haven’t figured out how to make her a future ex-Mrs. Tuna yet, it’s not all bad news: I did manage to find another super-hot lingerie shoot of hers for us all to drool over in the meantime. And since I’m sure that’s more important to you perverts than your favorite blogger’s love life, I have a feeling that news should still make you all pretty happy. You selfish bastards. » view all 19 photos

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Stella Hudgens in her Bikini Top of the Day

Stella Hudgens is the less famous, possibly better looking, at least younger and less damaged version of her monkey-like sister with the big bush, even though I like big Bush, sister Vanessa Hudgens…and she’s in a bikini… I don’t really know if this is exciting or not, because I find everything boring, but I do know she’s an 18 year old who lives in her sister’s shadow, even though her sister hasn’t really made that much money in the business, her actual celebrity is pretty huge…and any sister in the shadow of her sister will usually rebel to make even a little noise to get noticed… I don’t know if that’s what is happening here, but I do know she’s in a bikini… I know, journalism at it’s finest. Don’t blame me, blame society as a whole for making us idiots who need to feed off fluffy bullshit like who is in a bikini, or what size tits a bitch has, instead of real life issues, like how tight her pussy is or whether she does anal, which she probably does, all the under 25 year olds do.

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Debby Ryan is a Red Carpet Face of the Day

#451203370 / gettyimages.com I don’t really give a fuck about red carpets, I find the whole process of elitism pretty ridiculous, like these motherfuckers are important, or more important than you because some asshole put them on some guest list bullshit…not to mention the idea of laying down a red carpet for anything other than some noble prince dismounting his carriage to enter the palace because he’s got too much fucking money and a kingdom of idiots to lay down red carpet so that his feet don’t touch peasant concrete…is just fucking annoying…and played out…like limos… You see there was a time when the rich and famous could afford limos and driver, and now it is available to every white trash mom on her 40th birthday…it kind of lacklustre… Either way, her name is Debby Ryan and she attended some event that she looked thrilled to be attending as she made zero fucking emotions with her face and that for some reason is really funny to me…is she medicated, is she a robot, does she want to be at home and her PR and stage mom are making her do this, is this just her autistic way… Either way, she looks like a boring fuck. #451203138 / gettyimages.com #451189508 / gettyimages.com

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Jessica Alba Sucks Off Chocolate for Money of the Day

You know they say that everyone has a price. You know that breaking point where you will cross the boundaries of appropriate only to get a payout…it is that “it’s not that bad if I do that for that amount of money” situation.. Well, here’s Magnum ice cream showing you that they hit Alba’s price, because they got some conservative, or seemingly conservative mom of two, to break down her public persona as the hot girl who never really gets too hot, and made her suck off a fucking ice cream like it was a black dude’s cock in a back alley… Now, I don’t know about you, but I find this more degrading than if she was topless in a movie role, yet she doesn’t get topless in movies, she only sucks cock for commercials.. All this say, Jessica Alba is a lying hooker.

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Magdalena Frackowiak in a Bikini for Vogue Turkey of the Day

Magdalena Frackowiak signed a million dollar contract with Victoria’s Secret a few years ago…and one month after that she offered my friend 10 dollars to help her fix something in her apartment…because she’s from Poland and I guess thinks she’s still in Poland…all communist and shit… Or maybe her Mafia sex trade pimp gets all her money and that’s all she has as spending money… Or maybe she’s just an opportunistic, model who feels entitled and deserving of everything she gets all because she’s nice to look at and has a great body, and the reality is, I agree with her…as ugly man, I know being pretty gets you places and it should…it’s more important than brains, or personality, because you don’t stare or jerk off to brains and personalities… I am into this photoshoot…she’s good…

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Kimberly Garner Milking Cannes Like a Bottom Feeding Cow of the Day

I love Kimberly Garner, no wait, I loved Kimberly Garner, back when she she followed me on twitter last week, before deciding she was too good for that… You know that I wasn’t the kind of person she wanted to fall in love with over the internet, like this was a dating site, because I guess she’s snobby cunt, who think she’s more important than she actually is, and doesn’t realize she’s just fucking bottom feeding as hard as she can, while on some show in the UK no one cares about… And all it is doing for her is increasing her value so that she can settle down with some Billionaire…just keep above the surface of irrelevant… And she’s got a pretty fucking amazing body, and that doesn’t really change if I hate her, think she’s a garbage low grade cunt who I’d hate if she was just a little less non-existent than she is…. If anything, I’m doing this post for her as charity, because I feel bad she hasn’t officially made it like so many British reality stars before her….like….I don’t think any UK reality star has ever quite made it…but at least this one looks good doing it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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