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Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Gut

I don’t know what the hell is going on with Jessica Simpson and her alleged on-again off-again pregnancy. She’s clearly more than just a fat ass, there’s a human in there and holding out for $500K to announce it isn’t going to change that. I understand the old wives tale about not telling anyone until after three months because their can be complications, but this is the belly of a woman who’s way further along than that. She’s huge! She must love that she doesn’t have to stuff that thing into four pairs of industrial strength Spanx anymore. more pictures of Jessica Simpson here

Karissa & Kristina Shannon Tart It Up

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I absolutely love Playboy chicks, they’re the best. Who else would leave the house looking like this? Here are Christina and Karissa Shannon showing off their very “talented” little bodies in some perfect little hooker costumes at some club over the weekend. I love it, it’s not even Halloween yet and the slut costumes have already come out. Awesome. Stay classy girls.

Micaela Schaefer In The Hottest Outfit Ever!

I’m not sure who the hell this Micaela Schaefer chick, but she’s wearing one of the greatest outfits I’ve ever seen in my life. Amazing!!.. It’s not my birthday and it’s not Halloween and yet this is really happening. I’m probably going to find out I’ve got ball cancer tomorrow. Dammit! Until then, I’m going to sit back and enjoy what has to be the largest amount of cleavage allowed by law. Well done, whoever you are. more pictures of Micaela Schaefer here

Miranda Kerr Topless Jean Photoshoot

Do I really need to write anything about these pictures? Honestly, I somehow doubt anyone is even reading this, some crappy text under a picture of a topless Miranda Kerr is about as useful as tits on a bull. Just in case, here’s the supermodel hottie doing her sexy thing for a new ad campaign for some jeans I don’t know the name of. My favorite shot is the one of her in her underwear on the couch. Nothing sells pants like a shot of a pantless model. Well done. more pictures of Miranda Kerr here

Sara Jean Underwood As Bustice Works A Pole

Here’s my internet hottie girlfriend Sara Jean Underwood , on that geeky show she’s on, dressed up as Bustice . I don’t know what the hell a Bustice is, I’m assuming some sort of nerd superhero, but I think I like it. A tight outfit, a mask and some amazing cleavage is all I need to get on board. Besides, anything that gets Sara up working a stripper pole, other than maybe drug addiction and daddy issues, is alright with me. Nice work more pictures of Sara Jean Underwood here

Holly Madison Tries To Show The Goods

Here’s Holly Madison at some event she was invited to so that she can walk down the red carpet and show off her big Playboy breasts and smile and flip her hair and make everyone annoyed that their girlfriend doesn’t stack up to this hot piece. Son of a bitch! Do you think the organizers of this event are pissed that she’s not showing off enough cleavage? I mean she looks good and all, but if I’m going to pay this chick to come to my party I want to see some damn cleavage. more pictures of Holly Madison here

Hilary Duff’s Nice Pregnant Short Shorts

Man, Hilary Duff has got to be one of the hottest pregnant chicks of all time. I don’t know how far along she is in her pregnancy or anything like that, but the woman is looking really good. Here she is doing some lame interview somewhere in her sexy little pregnant chick short shorts. Awesome. This does not look like someone who’s been recently knocked up, do they make Spanx for pregnant chicks? Because this just doesn’t seem right. I love her. more pictures of Hilary Duff here

Christina Milian Drops Some Killer Cleavage

I don’t know much about Christina Milian , who really does, but I know some amazing bikini cleavage when I see it. Here she is at some sort of party where showing up with your breasts hanging out of a weird bathing suit/bikini top is not only accepted but encouraged. I like it. I don’t get invited to enough bathing suit parties, what the hell? Maybe I’d like to hang out at one of these things, drinking a few delicious cocktails and hiding my awkward erection from the other guests. more pictures of Christina Milian here

Sara Jean Underwood & Candace Bailey Wrestle In Oatmeal

Sometimes good things happen to me, not often, but sometimes. Like finding an old french fry on the seat of my car or getting these pictures of my new internet girlfriend Sara Jean Underwood wrestling some chick named Candace Bailey in a baby pool filled with oatmeal. Yes!!! I’ve waited a long time for something like this to come along. I don’t know what it’s for or who won, but today was a good day. Enjoy. more pictures of Sara Jean Underwood & Candace Bailey here

Selena Gomez Rocks Some Classy Short Shorts

I probably should have posted these pictures yesterday, but I’m a little lazy and I got all hot and bothered and distracted by those naked pictures of Rihanna that were floating around. Anyhow, here’s Selena Gomez at the premiere of The Thing in a nice little pair of classy short shorts and a wasted of a see through top. Seriously, a shirt under a see through top? What’s the point? At least her sexy legs are making ‘The Thing’ in my pants come to life. Ha! more pictures of Selena Gomez here