Hip-hop veteran MC Serch went from rapping to now helping repair people’s relationships. Listen to this exclusive interview on “The Rickey Smiley Morning Show“ to hear…
This guy is the best. What better way to ring in the Holidays than to take your morning jerk off to Wal Mart’s women’s bathroom, because masturbating at home is just dated and repetitive and your lonely life needs more excitement and weirdness… I’m a fan of this kind of insane behavior, or maybe I’m a fan of the offended women who likes her masturbation to not exist, the bible doesn’t like masturbation…. I hope he starts a trend. It’ll make Walmart less about depressing obese women buying toilet paper and more creepy perverts getting down… Good times.
This guy is the best. What better way to ring in the Holidays than to take your morning jerk off to Wal Mart’s women’s bathroom, because masturbating at home is just dated and repetitive and your lonely life needs more excitement and weirdness… I’m a fan of this kind of insane behavior, or maybe I’m a fan of the offended women who likes her masturbation to not exist, the bible doesn’t like masturbation…. I hope he starts a trend. It’ll make Walmart less about depressing obese women buying toilet paper and more creepy perverts getting down… Good times.
Pitbull may have had an easy time hosting the American Music Awards last night, but the musician woke up to a serious problem today: He was trapped inside his Good Morning America dressing room, held captive there by The Joker. Fortunately, the program had a very special guest on the episode and he was able to defeat his nemesis, freeing Pitbull in the process and once again serving as a hero to millions. Yes, Miles Scott – the five-year old cancer survivor best known as “Batkid,” to whom San Francisco dedicated a full day this month – made his presence very much felt on the GMA set this morning. Watch him come to Pitbull’s rescue and learn more about his very awesome story now: Batkid Saves Pitbull
Rapper/professional Twitter beef starter Azealia Banks had another meltdown on Twitter early this morning. This time Azealia turned her internet fury on super producer Pharrell…
Today, October 29, is National Cat Day 2013. Or as those of us who spend any time online call it, Tuesday. We kid … mostly. This is an actual thing today. What day isn’t National Cat Day, though? Do we really need a designated event to bow down to our adorable feline friends who rule the world wide web? No, but if it helps encourage their adoption, we’re all for it. Mother Cat With Kitten The event was first started in 2005, and this year organizers are hoping to find 10,000 shelter animals new homes. So really, what are you waiting for? If you’re looking for a furry companion and ready for the responsibility, check out your local shelter or head over to the ASPCA adoption site or Petfinder.com. Not convinced? Looking for us to make the case for you and kill some more time at work/school? Check out some of our other favorite cat pics and videos … Cat Licks Vacuum Cleaner, Holds it Like Bong Cat Reacts to Balloon Cats Watch Tennis Kittens Escape! Cat Rides on Turtle Cat Alarm Clock Cat and Dog Team Up: Let’s Escape! Cat Poses in Mirror Cats Steal Beds, Dogs Get Pissed Military Dog Plays with Kitten Meet the Cat with the World’s Longest Hair Shark Cat Rides Roomba Cats Rescued From Air Conditioner Cats Puking To Techno Kitten Wiggles Ears, Drinks Milk Cat Walks Dog Home Cat Swims, News Anchor Loses It
Maybe it’s just us, but when Mike Tyson of all people is taking note of your violent tendencies and voicing concern, it may be time to rethink your life. Such is the case for Chris Brown, who the former boxing champ believes is too violent and headed down a dangerous path where he will pay the price. Mike Tyson Offers Advice to Chris Brown Tyson was a guest on the 95.5 PLJ Morning Show this morning when he was asked about Chris Brown, who was arrested for assault in D.C. Iron Mike, who’s battled anger issues in the past himself, weighed in on Chris. “I like and admire that little guy,” Tyson said. “I’m just worried about him.” Who admires Chris Brown? Great use of the word “little.” Mike did prison time for rape. Regarding that last point, Tyson says he knows from experience that if Chris doesn’t learn to control his rage, fans will turn on him. As will the law. “They’re gonna put him somewhere where that’s all they do is assault people,” Mike added , hinting at the Big House, and adding, “Chris should know this.” “If you’re not humble, this world will thrust humbleness upon you.” Not the kind of thrusting he did as an eight year old, either. You follow? In truth, Mike’s words are ones to live by … four or five years too late, perhaps. Chris, despite the felony assault charge being lowered to a misdemeanor , may pay a hefty price just the same – for beating Rihanna back in 2009. He could have his probation revoked regardless of whether he’s convicted, as he is required to obey all laws and clearly doesn’t care too much about that. Guilty of assault or not, the guy has some problems. Talk to THG: Should Chris Brown go to jail? Yes. Enough is enough, and he’ll never learn otherwise. No, let’s see how this case plays out in court. No! Step off haters! #TEAMBREEZY View Poll »
Marcia Wallace, a comedic actress who portrayed Carol Kester on The Bob Newhart Show, passed away last night due to breast cancer complicated. She was 70 years old. The death was confirmed by Wallace’s good friend Cathryn Michon, who said in an emotional statement: “She passed at 9 PM last night due to complications from breast cancer of which she was a long and proud survivor and advocate for women and healing. Ironically it was during breast cancer awareness month during which she was always a funny ray of hope for so many. I’m devastated.” Wallace was also known for voicing Bart’s teacher, Edna Krabappel, on the Fox animated smash The Simpsons. She won an Emmy for that role. “Cheers to the hilarious, kind, fab Marcia Wallace, who has taken her leave from us,” Wallace’s Simpsosns co-star Yeardley Smith blogged this morning. “Heaven is now a much funnier place because of you.” The Simpsons producer Al Jean actually announced recently that a regular character – which earned the star who voiced him/her an Emmy – will be killed off next season. It’s unclear if he meant Krabappel and it’s unclear if those plans will change now die to this sad news. UPDATE : Says Jean in a statement: “I was tremendously saddened to learn this morning of the passing of the brilliant and gracious Marcia Wallace. She was beloved by all at ‘The Simpsons’ and we intend to retire her irreplaceable character.”
Marcia Wallace, a comedic actress who portrayed Carol Kester on The Bob Newhart Show, passed away last night due to breast cancer complicated. She was 70 years old. The death was confirmed by Wallace’s good friend Cathryn Michon, who said in an emotional statement: “She passed at 9 PM last night due to complications from breast cancer of which she was a long and proud survivor and advocate for women and healing. Ironically it was during breast cancer awareness month during which she was always a funny ray of hope for so many. I’m devastated.” Wallace was also known for voicing Bart’s teacher, Edna Krabappel, on the Fox animated smash The Simpsons. She won an Emmy for that role. “Cheers to the hilarious, kind, fab Marcia Wallace, who has taken her leave from us,” Wallace’s Simpsosns co-star Yeardley Smith blogged this morning. “Heaven is now a much funnier place because of you.” The Simpsons producer Al Jean actually announced recently that a regular character – which earned the star who voiced him/her an Emmy – will be killed off next season. It’s unclear if he meant Krabappel and it’s unclear if those plans will change now die to this sad news. UPDATE : Says Jean in a statement: “I was tremendously saddened to learn this morning of the passing of the brilliant and gracious Marcia Wallace. She was beloved by all at ‘The Simpsons’ and we intend to retire her irreplaceable character.”