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Crazy Lady on the Subway of the Day

This is amazing….”I’m gonna take a knife and cut up my mother’s breasts…and stick the knife up her ass”…. There are times I spend a few too many hours or days alone and think that maybe I’m crazy. You know I write a bullshit website all day, I drink too much and I am pretty much homeless and all that typical stuff that would make you think you’re not really normal because you don’t do the whole 9 to 5 grind and cuz you aren’t motivated by money and you don’t really want much out of life except the chance to see Katy Perry’s bare titty nipples, but before I have time to really fall into a weird dark place something comes my way to remind me that I’m really not crazy at all, I am just bored and wish I was crazy to entertain myself, I’m just lazy and lack ambition and today that reality check came in this video…

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Crazy Lady on the Subway of the Day

It’s Wax Off For Simon Cowell

X Factor star Simon Cowell has dismissed reports that he waxes his hands. The 50-year-old music mogul was reportedly seen on the X Factor show with less hairy hands than he has been spotted with recently, sparking rumours that he has had the hair waxed off.

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Free Post Cards From Gmail

TECH BUZZ : In a condescending nod to the era of the postal service, Gmail is letting you send out a free post card this holiday season.

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Free Post Cards From Gmail

Neil Patrick Harris As "Frosty The Inappropriate Snowman"

CBS made this mash-up of Frosty the Snowman scenes with lines by NPH in “How I Met Your Mother.” I think we can all agree that NPH makes everything better. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Good Cheryl Tweedy News!

Here’s my favorite hottie Cheryl Tweedy out the other night looking as hot as ever.

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Good Cheryl Tweedy News!

Gabe & Max’s 100 Second Holiday Movie Preview

If you are my mother, or you like jokes, this is the Oscar Movie Guide for you! (FYI, there are robots about a minute in, for the Jacks of the world.) Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

The Pussy Colin Farrell Knocked Up of the Day

So Colin Farrell knocked up a bitch with a crazy name Alicja Bachleda-Curus out of wedlock and now he has to pretend he likes her or even loves her because he wants to do right this time around since he’s decided he doesn’t want to feel the guilt he feels from wanting nothing to do with his other illegitimate kids, but in his defense, he was at the peak of his career back when those other kids came out of the woodwork and totally got in the way of his drinking, drugs and fucking all kinds of women cuz they all though he was the hottest thing in Hollywood. And here’s some Spy Cam Creeper Pics….. Pics via Fame

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The Pussy Colin Farrell Knocked Up of the Day

Brody Jenner’s Mom is a Whore of the Day

There comes a time in every woman’s life when she needs to let the fuck go and stop trying. The last drop of sex appeal dripped off her pussy years ago and now she is nothing but a dried up wasteland, but for some reason she just can’t accept that shit and sit back start knitting, you know letting her life leave the superficial, vain bullshit she’s been a part of for so long, Maybe her body brought her the good life years ago, back when she was nothing but an Olympic athlete groupie and not a piece of shit that was left in the sun too long to slowly rot and weather, and the real creepy thing in all this is that I’d totally go down on her for an hour at a time without fuckin’ question….and that weakness makes me hate myself more than I already do…. Pics via Fame

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Summer Glau in Her Short Skirt of the Day

I have no idea who Summer Glau is and I really have no idea why I am posting these pictures. I know she’s not in a fucking bikini or in her underwear or flashing her panties, pussy or fucking tities. She’s not even showing a little ass crack

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Summer Glau in Her Short Skirt of the Day

Ivana Trump in an Old Slut of the Day

It’s unfortunate that Ivana’s daughter Ivanka didn’t inherit any of her mother’s love for life and by love for life, I mean sluttiness and ability to use her pussy to get what she wanted.

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Ivana Trump in an Old Slut of the Day