Justin Bieber ! Are you smoking a Cuban cigar in this Instagram photo?!?! OK, mister, time for some tough love. See the article here: Justin Bieber, You Take That Cuban Cigar Outta Your Mouth RIGHT …
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Justin Bieber, You Take That Cuban Cigar Outta Your Mouth RIGHT …
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If Nina Agdal needs any help with those bikini bottoms, she’s in luck because I’m a professional bikini wedgie picker. I’m so good at it, that I don’t even need to use my hands anymore since my mouth has perfected the craft. Call me.
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Tagged api, awards, booty, context, detected, developers, discontinue, extraction, hands, Hollywood, invalid, mouth, News, stars
Jojo has taken being laughed at seriously…she’s taken her fat ass her black boyfriends probably loved because it was rich and white and willing to fuck them…but there is no room for that in trying to turn around her non-existent career by trying as hard as she fucking can to get as hot as she fucking can…through fitness and I endorse that behavior…cuz a fat bitch is one I would take blow jobs from thanks to her proven ability to use her mouth, or in my case marry and hate, but it’s not one that I’d respect because she doesn’t respect herself. Now I don’t care about Jojo, but I do care how bendy she is…
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Jojo Takes this Fitness Thing Seriously of the Day
I don’t really care whether or not Lindsay Lohan is sober. Personally, I like my girls drunk and high as a kite because usually that is the only way I can get with them. Anyway, here she is rockin’ a pair of Daisy Dukes and looking pretty damn hot. Sure her mouth probably smells and taste like an ashtray, but good think they haven’t invented compu-scent yet.
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Tagged context, Hollywood, hollywood-star, invalid, kite-because, mouth, pretty-damn, stars, whether-or-not
If all traffic signs looked like this, I would probably pee on them more than I already do…and by pee I mean stick my tongue on them like in the winter just to see if it gets stuck…preferable in their traffic sign vagina…I mean I’d totally want to smash into them…with my dick….which conveniently has been compared to a car accident where the whole family dies more than once… I like Russia’s strategy to slow people down.
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Russia has the Best Speed Limit Signs of the Day
Tagged all-traffic, Car Accident, celeb news, miley cyrus, mouth, their-traffic, TMZ, traffic
I am into everything Miley Cyrus is doing right now… Partially because it proves everyone who still pretends that Hip Hop isn’t top 40, mainstream music….wrong…you know there’s a white executive at the top of everyone of your favorite club bangers calling the shots… Partially because she proves that the whole hipster movement has run it’s course and doesn’t exist, but rather is also the mainstream, where all the college frat kids who would be in The Gap if this was the 90s, are eating up and shitting it out…whether it’s EDM, or twerking, or Diplo, or whatever shit I blame the internet and her inability to leave the house cuz she’s famous for…it’s all been done….so done even some Disney bitch is up on it…which is another reason I like her, because being a Disney bitch at least in the past, making this kind of move, would be challenging…people would frown, but for some reason we don’t give a fuck how bad she is for her tween fans…because the world has gone to shit and we’ve all just accepted it… But mainly, I just like her tight little body…at least in pictures…because I’m sure she’s a pain in the ass to hang out with, all spoiled and annoying….with a staff of coddlers…but in pictures..short hair…tight body people call a boy body or Bieber body or not…she’d be great to cum on..or in if you seek a retirement plan… I guess what it comes down to is whether Fame whore Terry Richardson pulled his dick out, as he does, and made her touch it, with her mouth, because the trick to every hand job girls, is to use your mouth….because I know I would…
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Miley Cyrus Posing for Terry Richardson of the Day
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Here’s the challenge – Guess who this ass belongs to and how old the ass is. The prize – there is no fucking prize…unless you’re a babe or Cora Keegan, in which case I’ll cum inside you as long as you’re not on birth control or a dude… The rules – there are no fucking rules, because I hate games, it is Elizabeth Hurley and her ass is probably pushing 70 by now, but that ass doesn’t look a day over 40, which happens to be a day under I’m still willing to human centipede that shit, I’m talking sew my mouth to it, and let me die a happy man, because it’s pretty glorious… To see the rest of the pica FOLLOW THIS LINK
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Guess the Bikini Ass of the Day
Here’s the challenge – Guess who this ass belongs to and how old the ass is. The prize – there is no fucking prize…unless you’re a babe or Cora Keegan, in which case I’ll cum inside you as long as you’re not on birth control or a dude… The rules – there are no fucking rules, because I hate games, it is Elizabeth Hurley and her ass is probably pushing 70 by now, but that ass doesn’t look a day over 40, which happens to be a day under I’m still willing to human centipede that shit, I’m talking sew my mouth to it, and let me die a happy man, because it’s pretty glorious… To see the rest of the pica FOLLOW THIS LINK
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Guess the Bikini Ass of the Day
Apparently, this anesthesiologist from Russia was on a 36 hour shift. He was checking up on some post-surgery when this patient started running his mouth off. Instead of sucking it up and knocking the patient out with meds, you know “accidentally” giving him too much to survive, he punched the guy in the face and chest, which to me is better than killing him, but still funny, because doctors aren’t supposed to do that…not even in Russia, where the men are stronger and can handle this kind of thing…or not…because apparently the patient died after this….I guess punching someone in the chest right after bypass surgery isn’t good for them…
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Doctor’s In Russia Have Good Bedside Manners of the Day
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If you like the naughty secretary look, then you will love these amazing photos of super busty British model Kelly Hall . I don’t say this too often but Kelly is by far one of the most talented ladies to ever grace the site. Not many girls can pull off this look and make my tongue hang out of my mouth like a dog. This is what I call an Oscar worthy performance.
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Tagged british, detected, grace-the-site, Hollywood, invalid, mouth, naughty, secretary-look, stars, super-busty, talented-ladies, tongue, tongue-hang
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