The nice thing about Youtube is that more people jerk off to it than probably any other porn site….and it is owned by google. A company that stole money from me because I posted tits when running their ads back in 2005…because they are hypocrites…..knowing as well as I do that more people use google to find “hot pussy getting fucked by big cock” than they do for directions, recipes or other everyday shit….because humans are perverts and the internet doesn’t judge…except maybee me….but I don’t matter… So when I see pics of naked implant tits, that although are purchased and fake are still tits, in video on Youtube I get both angry at their lie they make billions with….but happy to watch….these are the complicated issues in my very complicated life….so stressful. Here’s another…. Here’s one more – I call this a fresh implant….
I know nothing about Princesse Tam Tam lingerie….I mean they could be the high end, hotter lingerie by the people at Victoria’s Secret to compete with hot lingerie companies that aren’t scared to show a little nipple in their campaigns, unlike their flagship brand that photoshops that shit out of it as fast as they can so they don’t offend Christian women who don’t realize or appreciate that they have nipples too…..or they could just be a hot high end lingerie company that makes hot sheer lingerie like this was France in the 1920s…. I do know they are using Behati Prinsloo and her nipples in the campaign, something I doubt Victoria’s Secret would allow, since to be an “Angel” you need to sell you soul to them like the devil company they are…..but I won’t worry about the ownership and business model…I’ll just worry about those nipples by listing the reasons they aren’t in my mouth. 1- I’ve never met Behati and never will. 2- If I did she’d likely call the police or vomit due to my size, bank account balance, my smells, soiled outfit, alcoholism, herpes and/or AIDS, the fact I’m not a balling out of control billionaire/rockstar/whoever models fuck….and my failed attempt at putting her titties in my mouth….. Here’s the hot video…the hot sheer lingerie video…
You know what a Freudian slip is, right? It’s when you mean to say one thing, but another, altogether filthier, thing comes out of your mouth instead. For example: You might mean to tell your assistant, “Ms. Fredrickson, we need to sit down and talk,” but instead you say “Ms. Frederickson, you need to sit on my cock.” Freudian slip! TV news anchors are especially prone to these hilarious slips of the tongue, as demonstrated in this supercut from the humor website WorldWideInterweb.com . Keep fucking that chicken…uhm, we mean, enjoy.
Wardashian lives! Following the release of a Kanye West track in which he expresses love for Kim Kardashian , followed by a TMZ spy spotting these two exiting a movie theater in New York City two days ago, a source now confirms: Kim and Kanye truly are a couple. ” Kim and Kanye have now just started dating,” an insider tells People , adding that they are keeping it “light,” and “seeing where it goes.” West and Kardashian have been friends for years. The former attended the latter’s 30th birthday party in 2010 and even made a cameo on Keeping Up with the Kardashians . But don’t expect that to happen again if this relationship lasts: Kim hilariously claims she’ll be more private in her next romance . Do you think Kim and Kanye will last?
Nadya “Octomom” Suleman said she’s “ashamed” of going on welfare to take care of her 14 children, but she will still never stoop so low as to do porn. “I still am working as hard as I possibly can to support them,’’ Suleman told Today’s Matt Lauer, adding that she made the welfare decision “reluctantly.” Suleman said she was not just humbled, but afraid to take public assistance, as she’s received death threats for receiving the aid (up to $2,000 a month). Nadya Suleman on Today “I feel ashamed, but who cares how I feel? It’s 100 percent about my children,” she asked and answered, saying she hopes to be off public assistance soon. “They deserve everything, they deserve the best.” Including dignity. That’s why, even though we’ve already seen Octomom nude , Suleman will NEVER do full-on porn, even if the offer was $100 million. “I won’t touch other human flesh,’’ Suleman said. “The only flesh I’m touching is my own.” Interestingly, this was also true of her children’s conception. She got pregnant with all 14 of them through IVF! Anyway, she adds, “I would never, never accept anything. I will not lose my grip of my deeply indoctrinated morals and values. Every choice we as parents make is going to significantly affect our children for the rest of our lives.” “I have to be the ultimate positive role model.’’ Asked if she’s concerned public officials will try to take her children from her, Suleman said, “That will never happen and I can guarantee you on that.” “Hundreds of people, random people, call [social services] on a daily basis, and it’s sick. [It’s] unbelievably fascinating in regard to humanity how many people are foaming at the mouth for my children to be taken away from me.” “The saddest part is 15 years from now, when they’re 18 and legal and in college, people will still be foaming at their mouth for them to be taken.’’ Hopefully in 15 years, we’ll have moved on … or she’ll have at least gotten off welfare and given people no reason to care. Pipe dreams …
I posted the cover picture of a pantsless Izabel Goulart and now the rest of the pics dropped. It’s friday, it’s nice out, what the fuck am I bothering with posting pics of some model pussy, that’s not exposed, and not on my dick, or in my mouth, running a marathon on my face with no legs…..I just don’t know, but let’s call it social anxiety, coupled with laziness, coupled with agoraphobia, coupled with an addiction of posting nonsense on the internet….. Warning. She is from Brazil and may have a dick.
Kelly Brook has finished her fully nude photo shoot for Playboy where she showed off her big breasts, nice ass and pussy and here she is talking about nude movie role. Continue reading →
Avril holds her cute tits topless in this raunchy photo shoot. Avril is one of those annoying bitches that you want to bang hard but don’t want her to open her mouth. Continue reading →
Earlier today 20th Century Fox unveiled a shiny new look at Michael Fassbender in Ridley Scott’s 2012 Alien related event pic Prometheus (via Empire ), all blond and space-suited. Exciting! As if that wasn’t enough to get your juices flowing, an unofficial version of the first trailer for the sci-fi thriller oozed onto the interwebs mere hours ago, and although it’s shaky-cammed with fuzzy audio and is even labeled “Leaked”… it’s kind of adrenaline-pumpingly awesome.
