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Smiths Snubbed Again by Rock HOF, and 6 Other Stories You’ll Be Talking About Today

Also in today’s edition of The Broadsheet: More awards craziness, featuring Colin Farrell and a mad Italian… Nicolas Cage’s next genre thriller appears set… John Gotti Jr. wants a biopic… Michael Moore puts his money where his mouth is… and more…

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Smiths Snubbed Again by Rock HOF, and 6 Other Stories You’ll Be Talking About Today

Smiths Snubbed Again by Rock HOF, and 6 Other Stories You’ll Be Talking About Today

Also in today’s edition of The Broadsheet: More awards craziness, featuring Colin Farrell and a mad Italian… Nicolas Cage’s next genre thriller appears set… John Gotti Jr. wants a biopic… Michael Moore puts his money where his mouth is… and more…

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Smiths Snubbed Again by Rock HOF, and 6 Other Stories You’ll Be Talking About Today

African Cats Trailer: Are Baby Lions as Cute as Penguins?

I suppose the trailer for Disney’s nature documentary African Cats kind of begs for a lot of smart-ass jokes about cornering the same “people-like-documentaries-about-cute-stuff” market as March of the Penguins and Babies . So much so that making said jokes seems kind of obvious and futile. Uh…plus that shot of the mother cheetah carrying her cub in her mouth is really adorable.

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African Cats Trailer: Are Baby Lions as Cute as Penguins?

TV Commercial to Masturbate To of the Day

I don’t know why this commercial turns me on, I think it has to do with loving gutter drugged up pussy with herpes on both sets of lips….cuz that kind of emotional damage, from a wholesome girl with everything going for her, to some bad smelling, diseased, totally unstable and insane….maybe even scary…pussy has a desperation like none other. I’m talking 5 dollar blowjobs to strangers for a hit…and with scabs on her mouth like that…who wouldn’t pay 5 dollarsfor a piece of that….seems like a fuckin’ deal.

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TV Commercial to Masturbate To of the Day

Miley Cyrus Is Almost A Woman

Alright perverts, soak this crap up because tomorrow Miley Cyrus turns eighteen and you’re all going to be very disappointed. Sickos! Here she is at the American Music Awards looking like a twenty five year old, not some teenager on the cusp of womanhood. I guess selling off your innocence for a multi-million dollar Slutty Jailbait 2010 concert tour really ages a gal. Anyhow, she looks good for a Miley Cyrus , she always looks like she’s got too many teeth in her mouth. Strange. more pictures of Miley Cyrus here

Holly Madison Topless Is A Good Idea

Here’s Playboy’s Holly Madison posing topless for some UFC Magazine photoshoot. Her boobs are amazing! I didn’t think suspenders could look this good. Although, I wouldn’t have said she’d be able to cover all the good parts with such a thin pair of suspenders, but what do I know. Maybe she’s got some of the smallest nipples known to man or those things have been photoshopped. I’d love to photoshop Holly’s boobs…. With my mouth. I know that doesn’t make any sense, but just go along with it alright, you get the idea.

Move Beyond Oil with Eva Mendes and Ed Begley, Jr.

What do Eva Mendes and Ed Begley, Jr., have in common? Both green celebs are calling on President Obama to move our country beyond oil—and they want your help. Having partnered with the Sierra Club these celebrities are calling on President Obama to move Beyond Oil , and using a petition and video campaign to spread the word…. Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Move Beyond Oil with Eva Mendes and Ed Begley, Jr.

Massive Fish Kill in Mississippi Not Due to BP Spill, State Biologists Say

Photo via Stuff Biologists from the Louisiana Fish & Wildlife Department have determined that a massive fish kill that occurred in the mouth of the Mississippi River — that resulted in grisly pictures like the one above ricocheting around the web — was not caused by the BP spill. So what was to blame?… Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Massive Fish Kill in Mississippi Not Due to BP Spill, State Biologists Say

Jayde Nicole Needs To Trash It Up A Little

I’m a little disappointed in Jayde Nicole , she’s a Playboy chick, she’s supposed to be walking around in tight slutty outfits that hug her boobs like a long goodbye embrace, not lame ass short shorts. My mother wears short shorts that are smaller that this crap. I just threw up in my mouth a little thinking about it, but mother is in the room so I had to swallow it so I don’t get the belt. This is a new low.

Mosque Leaders Are Not Planning to Move, and Other Cordoba House Developments! [Controversy]

Now that Barack Obama has opened his mouth on Cordoba House —aka Park51, aka (but not really) the ” Ground Zero Mosque “—the ugly story won’t be going away for a while. So, what’s the latest? More