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Shut The F#ck Up! Don’t Talk To Cops

Attorney Stephen C. Peretz is a Marijuana Law Specialist living in Lucerne Valley, California. His number one concern is that you not tell law enforcement anything and keep your mouth shut. Stephen gives some free legal advice to anyone that is confronted by the cops. added by: RubyVideo

On VOD: 7 Films Far Preferable to The Human Centipede

Hubbub aside, there are other slabs of fresh kill available on VOD besides The Human Centipede , which reminded me mostly of the Franken-toys crawling through Sid’s bedroom in Toy Story , a scene that was far more chilling. And you didn’t pity the actors. (Also, come on: The “centipede” idea wouldn’t work at all. After one G.I. tract is done with foodstuff, there’s nothing left for the next two! They’d starve! Come on!) No, better to search the cloud for more life-affirming grist — because, well, you’re alive, and your mouth isn’t sewn to my anus.

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Lindsay Lohan Is A Night Owl

As if Lindsay Lohan posing with a gun to her mouth, which could be a visual representation of her career direction, wasn’t bad enough, she was out in Hollywood last night. When we spotted her, she was at the Chateau Marmont Hotel having a smoke. She was reportedly out until 5AM. Maybe Lindsay’s turned into a vampire?

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Ke$ha Calls ‘Saturday Night Live’ Performance ‘Nerve-Racking’

‘The first time I stood on [the stage], I kinda felt like I was going to throw up in my mouth a little bit,’ she says. By Jocelyn Vena Ke$ha Photo: Sam Hendrick/ MTV News Ke$ha plans to storm the “Saturday Night Live” stage this weekend, and while it’s an exciting time for her, the singer has copped to feeling jittery about the high-profile performance. “It’s really nerve-racking,” she told MTV News on Thursday during a rehearsal break. “The first time I stood on [the stage], I kinda felt like I was going to throw up in my mouth a little bit, but then I didn’t, so that was awesome.” Ke$ha will sing her chart-topping “Tik Tok” and her latest single, “Your Love Is My Drug,” on “SNL.” “Just practicing a few times [now], I’m feeling a little more comfortable,” she said of the live performance. “It’s definitely an honor.” Asked whether she knew what she might wear, Ke$ha played coy. “I do know! All I have to say is that it might be really awesome,” she teased. “Actually, I’m pretty sure it is.” Ryan Phillippe, who stars in the “SNL” sketch-turned-film “MacGruber,” will handle the hosting duties the night Ke$ha performs. The singer has her fingers crossed for the chance to star with the actor in a skit. “We bonded. You can say that,” she laughed. “I mean, that would be ideal. I hope that happens.” She even had a sketch in mind. “Well, they’re top-secret, so I can’t tell you,” she said. “But one idea was someone recently told me I smell like shrimp in a diaper, so I thought I could do a perfume skit about me with my eau de perfume being a shrimp in a diaper. It’s very sensual.” Are you happy with Ke$ha’s “SNL” song choices? Let us know in the comments! Related Videos MTV News Extended Play: Ke$ha Related Photos Behind-The-Scenes: Ke$ha At ‘SNL’ Related Artists Ke$ha

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Lost Planet 2 Four Player Co-op Desert Trailer

Capcom released another trailer on the results for Lost Planet 2 ‘s multiplayer gameplay. This time they invited four gamers to face off against a gigantic sand monster, battle in the slums, and capture a running train with a huge blast cannon. After viewing the results myself there are some great moments to point out. 1) Gigantic Sand Monster is always plus in fun gameplay. 2) Remember to shoot rockets “In Your Mouth!” 3) Riding on top of a long cannon can be one hell of blast. Check out the results below and judge for yourself. Watch Larger Version | Watch HD Version

‘Bombshell’ — All Quiet on the Western Front

Filed under: Paparazzi Video , Sandra Bullock , Jesse James Jesse James’ alleged mistress Michelle “Bombshell” McGee was bombarded with questions as she left a San Diego grocery store yesterday — but, this time, her mouth stayed closed. See Also Porn Again — “Bombshell” Suddenly Anti-Smut Michelle … Permalink

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Lil Wayne: A Closer Look At His First Day Behind Bars

‘The best thing to do in the first 24 hours is to keep your mouth shut as much as possible,’ one expert says. By Jayson Rodriguez Lil Wayne Photo: Andy Kropa/ Getty Images Lil Wayne has been booked and processed into the Eric M. Taylor Center on Rikers Island to begin his one-year jail sentence . According to most experts, the first 24 hours are the most crucial to ensuring a successful incarceration. Dr. Jefferey Ian Ross, a faculty member at the University of Baltimore’s Criminology Division, advises that the superstar MC keep to himself as he gets adjusted to his new surroundings. “Most of the time, the best thing to do in the first 24 hours is to keep your mouth shut as much as possible,” Ross told MTV News. “Keep your eyes open and basically do as you’re told by the correction officers. Essentially, you shouldn’t look at other inmates in the eye, ’cause to a lot of people, that may be considered an aggressive type of action. Also, don’t look at their property, because they may feel like that’s aggressive as well and that you want their property.” Ross, who wrote the book “Behind Bars: Surviving Prison” along with Stephen C. Richards, explained that most inmates are housed with similar offenders, but there are instances were prisoners get bored and lash out. For these reasons, it’s important for someone like Lil Wayne, a celebrity, to maintain as normal of a disposition as he can. “Say ‘yes sir,’ ‘no sir,’ no cutting in line,” Ross said. “Don’t act like you have special privileges.” Unlike NFL star-turned-inmate Plaxico Burress, Lil Wayne shunned a jail coach or a sentencing specialist. Ross said that decision put Wayne at a disadvantage, because some benefits include assistance in building a network within the prison facilities. Sentencing coaches, in some cases, are previously jailed people who can connect incoming inmates with those they can trust inside. According to Ross, Lil Wayne will eventually have to venture out from his own connections. But in the interim, Ross suggested the old adage that prisoners need to just “do their time.” “Keep your mouth shut, keep your eyes open, be respectful — not only to correction officers, but to inmates,” he said. “And don’t be a snitch and don’t complain about the housing accommodations, follow those rules and they call that ‘do your own time.’ “It’s not easy,” Ross added. “Criminals don’t face a cakewalk, [regardless of the length of their sentence]. Their liberties and choices are taken away from them, and they’re basically at the will of prison.” Related Videos Lil Wayne Goes To Jail: Celebs React Lil Wayne’s ‘Road To Rikers’ Related Photos Lil Wayne Heads To Rikers Island Related Artists Lil Wayne

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Name That Star Wars Minifig

Japan has finally met its match on WTF game shows. On this German television show, a young lady (aka your new dreamgirl) claimed she could identify over 80 different Star Wars Lego Minifigs…only with her mouth. View

President Obama’s Image High-Jacked for Pot Ad

Filed under: You Might Want to Rethink , Barack Obama President Barack Obama is now the poster child for an upcoming pot party celebrating his first year in office — only problem, no one asked his high-ness for permission before Photoshopping a fake joint in his mouth.The ganja gala is set to go down … Permalink

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Penelope Cruz is the Nose I Want to Fuck of the Day

Girls with big noses are usually scary, monster looking bitches who can’t suck my dick proper because my dick’s so small that I had to ask the doctor if it was actually a dick. They only get the tip in their mouth before bumpin against my pubic wall, embarrassing all parties involved, except me, because I have no shame. I just spin it on them having the birth defect and not me, even if I know that’s not entirely true, but unlike Tiger Woods, I don’t admit to my shortcomings, I spin them in a way that I come out on top and bitch ends up stripping to save up enough money to get a nose job…. Penelope Cruz on the other hand, is hot despite the big nose that may be physically unable to suck my dick, because that doesn’t matter, as we’ll never have to cross that road…. Pics via Fame

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