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Remember Keira Knightley of the Day

After seeing these pictures, I wish I didn’t….I’m being a little over dramatic…She’s not all that bad…I just didn’t have anywhere to go with this post since there’s a lot of clothing going on and very little nipple, pussy lip or ass flashing going on. There is also no dick in her mouth, her pussy isn’t getting eaten and I can’t even see fucking panties or bra.

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Snooki on Leno: So Dumb She Must Be Acting

We are not buying for a second that a living human can be as dumb as Snooki was on Leno tonight. Granted, the other two Jersey Shore cast members were dumb, too

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Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Are Nicely Stuffed

I don’t really care that nobody Audrina Patridge is trying on sexy evening gowns, I’m just glad she brought her big fake boobs along with her.

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Awesome Dinosaur Bed

Link: http://www.neatorama.com/2009/12/10/s… The most fun you ever had while sleeping in the mouth of a dinosaur! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Courtney Ford Topless in Dexter of the Day

I’ve never heard of Courtney Ford before but after an extensive google research I have discovered that she is the wife of “Superman Returns” star Brandon Routh but more importantly, she’s topless on Dexter, and it’s definitely not all that super, but it’s better than fucking nothing, now I’m not in the mood to write anything, so watchin the video than fuck yourself with your mouth since that’s the only superpower you have, but are too pussy to bust out at birthday parties cuz you realize it won’t impress chikcs, it’ll just make them thing you’re weird.

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How To Brush Your Teeth Like A Champion

If your mouth doesn't hurt after you're done brushing, you aren't doing it right, momma's boy.

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How To Brush Your Teeth Like A Champion

Annalynne McCord is Overqualified for the Job of the Day

This is my lame joke of the day. You know her mouth is way to big for your micro penis, not that your pathetic ass would ever be in a position where this nobody comes to you open mouthed and ready to suck you off in exchange for money, but at least she’s well equipped when things do come crashing down for her and I guess that is just a real sad truth of our generation is that this chick is seen as more important than every single one of us according to the media and that is really fucking depressing.

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Aubrey O’Day Gets Wet, Redundant in Maxim

In her latest Maxim spread, Aubrey O’Day clearly expects readers to drop their jaw in amazement over how sexy and alluring she is.

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Criminal Case Against Balloon Boy Sheriff Bursts

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Balloon Boy The sheriff from the Balloon Boy fiasco will not be charged with a crime for running his mouth about the Heene family — and revealing that the county’s Child Protective Services team had been asked to investigate Richard and Mayumi in the wake of … Permalink

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Heidi Klum Chocolate Covered Nipple

I guess after having Seal’s chocolate milk all over her face, all over her womb, all over her ass, all over her stomach, in her mouth, on her tits and pretty much everywhere else his massive black garden hose could reach her hot German body, it was only natural for her to do this photoshoot. Continue reading