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Farrah Abraham Lets Her Kid Wear SO MUCH Makeup, Gets Trashed for It

Farrah Abraham is a terrible human being. That’s not even a little bit shocking. But do you know what is shocking? The way Farrah insists on showing off her awfulness at every available opportunity . It seems like the girl can’t even open her mouth without some form of hate or ignorance falling out of it — and if something is able to climb out of the dark pit of silicone and shame that is Farrah’s mouth, then you know it must be serious. She’d dumb and gross , that’s what we’re saying. She proved it earlier this week when she shared a seemingly innocent photo of some Elves on Shelves that turned out to be a little bit racist . And she’s proving it again today with this sincerely insane photo of her poor seven-year-old daughter, Sophia. Brace yourself, because this is pretty overwhelming: Right?! Yeah, so that’s a little girl in foundation, eyeliner, mascara, and some seriously bold lipstick. And she’s not at home playing with her mother’s makeup, she’s posing for promotional photos at her very own clothing boutique. Do you see something wrong with this picture? Though really, it would probably be easier to ask you if you see anything right with this. It doesn’t matter, it’s a trick question anyway: Farrah is horrible, her parenting is horrible , everything is horrible. And, lucky for the future of humanity, everyone seems to be in agreement on this. When she posted the photo on Instagram, she got a few hundred comments. on Sophia’s makeup alone. A few people thought she looked cute with all the makeup, a few made some unnecessarily hateful and cruel comments about this kid’s appearance, but most tried to offer some constructive criticism. “That lipstick color is a little grown for a 7 year old,” one kind soul advised, just in case Farrah wasn’t aware. “Let your daughter be a child and wipe that sh-t off her mouth before she turns into you!” another said. “Omg your child looks older than you!!” one comment read. “What’s wrong with you as a mother???? I’m sure if her father was alive, she would not wear that RED LIPSTICK!!! SMH!!!!!” Another commenter wondered “Why does she have that awful color lipstick on at her age? My 13 year old isn’t even allowed to wear anything but gloss. Stop sexualizing her, you’ll regret it.” Yeah, we doubt there will ever come a day that Farrah regrets anything. But it sure is nice to think about, right? View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham Parenting Fails: A Brief History of WTF?!

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Justin Bieber Punched A Fan Square In The Goddamn Mouth

Justin Bieber punched a fan who invaded his personal space right in the mouth

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Anna Kendrick’s in a Magazine of the Day

Anna Kendrick’s mouth offends me. Unlike most feel mouths I don’t have the urge to stick my testicles, since I don’t have much of a shaft, down her throat, but instead I am grossed by it. It’s like she’s got terrifying razor sharp lips – in an era of lip injections – that are all cushiony and good…yet she opts for whatever’s going on here….and these are actually some better pictures of her..I’ve seen movies with her and I just fixate that mouth…I just can’t look away…and not in a good way…in a what is wrong with that thing and why don’t I want to stick my testicles in it….because really she’s not that bad looking, she’s not a monster, maybe her fame is a lot of hype and not justified but still not something I shouldn’t want to stick my testicles in…but I can’t change the way her mouth makes me feel… She’s released a book called Scrappy little nobody….a memoir at 31 because she’s obnoxious, or has a terminal illness – that I can assume started in her mouth – or maybe she’s gonna kill herself because she can’t escape that mouth…. The highlight of her life so far – at least according to my extensive research into her memoir is that she tried to high five the first guy who gave her an orgasm…because she’s that girl…the one who ruins things the second you give her an orgasm…. That’s all I got.. .. The post Anna Kendrick’s in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Kendrick in Modern Day Playboy for the Day

OMG! I just did a post on Anna Kendrick’s mouth being a mouth that I am not instinctively compelled to stick my dick in, because for some reason it weirds me out. IF you scroll down, you can see such brilliant commentary in badly written english because I know it excites you. Since posting that post 3 minutes ago, I came across ANOTHER Anna Kendrick photoshoot – because I guess she’s doing PR as hard as she can for her MEMOIR that we’ve already determined is obnoxious – seeing as she’s only 31 – and unless she’s got a terminal illness – or she’s about to off herself for that weird mouth…she’s got more time to write a memoir.. BUT it would be in line with being a narcissistic asshole actor who looks in the mirror all day – while channeling their self-involved and superficial emotions into something they think is actually important – despite being absolute nonsense – all because they are paid a lot and society celebrates them – DESPITE THE WEIRD MOUTH… Well, she’s gone and done PLAYBOY – but not in a traditional “OMG DID YOU SEE THAT ACTRESS I WANT TO FUCK DESPITE HER WEIRD MOUTH AND ZERO SEX APPEAL – SHE DID PLAYBOY – LET ME BUY TWO COPIES TO CUM ALL OVER BECAUSE I KNOW I’LL SEE LABIA”…..more the new PLAYBOY which features no nudity, it’s ad friendly, and women friendly, in this gay, emasculated era of the pussy millennial who doesn’t want to see actress labia – because labia means gender and NO ONE HAS GENDER anymore…it’s fucking crazy… Fashion magazines are easier to jerk off to than this shit…shit that reminds us all why TRUMP won the election…no one likes a PLAYBOY with no pussy lip in it…because I NEED TO cross reference her pussy lip to her mouth lip to see if I have the same distain for it… Either way, here are the pics… The post Anna Kendrick in Modern Day Playboy for the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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#TBT: Watch Wendy Williams Support Donald Trump & Invite Herself To The White House

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The daytime talk show host just can’t seem to stop putting her foot in her mouth this year.

#TBT: Watch Wendy Williams Support Donald Trump & Invite Herself To The White House

Hot Slut Blocks the Interstate and Other Videos of the Day

Soccer Player Kills Ref with Shot to Mouth Drug Dealer Shootout Drunk Man Saved From Suicide Nose Picker TOWING a Car Backwards Pumpkin Roll…. Trump Meltdown The post Hot Slut Blocks the Interstate and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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They need to wash his mouth with soap!

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Britney Spears Don’t Give A F%ck About Lip Syncing Well

I’ve always said that Britney Spears knows how to put on a great show, and here she is taking her hottie comeback  to London to perform on The Jonathan Ross Show . Only if you take the video off mute and actually watch Britney’s face instead of just her killer MILF body, you’ll notice she’s barely even trying to lip sync. She’s hardly moving her mouth at all! But I guess she just knows most of us are probably too busy paying attention to her booty shaking. So why bother, right?

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Bella Thorne Wants You To Put It In Her Mouth

OK, so I’m pretty sure  Bella Thorne must actually read this site. Because last time, I said she wants it in her mouth , she was just too shy to say so, and now here she is literally typing “Put it in my mouth” in her latest Snaps. So Bella, if you’re listening, me and the Little Tuna are in. Just let me know when/where and I’ll buy the first plane ticket out. I really hope I’m not being catfished here… » view all 12 photos

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Hailey Baldwin is So Street in NYC of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is so edgy…so urban…it’s like all I see is some street kid living in the projects selling crack to buy music equipment for her Hip Hop career…or prostitute career…like I’m watching a modern take on KIDS…wearing her Biker Gang hat, and posing on cars she doesn’t own….which makes her a better actor than her dad…it doesn’t mask the fast that she’s some entitled Hollywood rich kid brat who hangs out with the Kardashian / Jenners to leverage her own personal brand – to give her some sort of way to live her own life outside of being a Baldwin, while using her Baldwin money, connections and name to open as many doors as possible….. She’s not that hot, she’s definitely not doing anything interesting beyond the vapid instagram bullshit of being in exclusive places with exclusive people…and I just see a waste of opportunity, who chose to be an instagram whore rather than doing good with her life…but she’s still young, lots more disappointment left in her…as she books actual jobs and sees relevant to a world of retards who think she’s relevant… The post Hailey Baldwin is So Street in NYC of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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