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Shay Mitchell Demonstrates What She Should be Doing of the Day

I am too lazy to do background research on Shay Mitchell…but figure she’s a stripper or was a stripper prior to booking Pretty Little Liars a show that made her extremely fucking famous, at least to a core audience of tweens, that I am sure she will leverage to make better career choices so that she doesn’t need to go back to this life of poll dance… All I know is that if she was on stage at my strip club dressed like this, doing this, I wouldn’t put the dollar in my mouth to have her pick up with her vagina…if anything I would think she was mocking sex workers…and maybe she is…

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Shay Mitchell Demonstrates What She Should be Doing of the Day

New Pics of Emma Stone for Cabaret of the Day

Emma Stone is trying to prove to the world that she’s not some shitty overrated actor who got lucky and landed a blockbuster movie role that she’s barely memorable in…you know that is just very fucking nerd friendly, like all she has done, which is perfect for nerd movies…Plays the accessible girl…dudes who don’t get laid will get sucked the fuck in….and I guess they did… But now, she’s really testing herself, (HA), by doing a stage show, like real acting, trying to prove herself, her trade, by attempting some next level concept of a stage show..that is less forgiving than when she’s being shot on camera…and I guess who cares, she’s doing it in lingerie…for Cabaret…and anything to distract from her mouth…is good.

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Teacher Allegedly Says She’d Kill All Black People If She Had 10 Days To Live

Teachers have been getting in all sorts of trouble engaging in sexual shenigans with students this year, but Cynthia Ramsey, a math instructor at Camden County High School, has gotten herself into hot water by using her mouth… Continue

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Midday Motivation | Don’t Get Caught Up In Self-Doubt

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“What comes out of your mouth is determined by what goes into your mind.”-Zig Ziglar Don’t let yourself get caught up in self-doubt. Instead, constantly…

Midday Motivation | Don’t Get Caught Up In Self-Doubt

Vicki Gunvalson Wets Tamra Barney Bed

“I could give a rat#39;s ass if you like [Brooks],” Vicki Gunvalson said to her former friend, who she learned was talking behind her back in Bali. “Just shut your mouth.” Vicki Gunvalson summed up Monday#39;s Real Housewives of Orange County” reunion finale when she said, “Gloves are off.” And they were, especially when it came to fighting with Tamra Judge, who was harshly judged by Gunvalson – and the rest of the wives – for her season-long betrayals and pot stirring. “What do you want me t

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Vicki Gunvalson Wets Tamra Barney Bed

“I could give a rat#39;s ass if you like [Brooks],” Vicki Gunvalson said to her former friend, who she learned was talking behind her back in Bali. “Just shut your mouth.” Vicki Gunvalson summed up Monday#39;s Real Housewives of Orange County” reunion finale when she said, “Gloves are off.” And they were, especially when it came to fighting with Tamra Judge, who was harshly judged by Gunvalson – and the rest of the wives – for her season-long betrayals and pot stirring. “What do you want me t

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Vicki Gunvalson Wets Tamra Barney Bed

Keira Knightley Topless in Interview of the Day

Keira Knightley has a seriously loyal and weird fan base. I don’t know what it is with her, but she has consistently been able to lure every creepy socially awkward weirdo around by her nerdy targeted movies…and I guess these tit pics are going to take her to the next fucking level for those creepy socially awkward weirdo fans…because now they’ve seen her tits. I’m sure she’s been topless before, but when you never had tits in your mouth, all tits, or all sizes, suddenly become exciting as fuck. I’m not a fan, but I’ll still stare…

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Olivia Wilde’s Breast Milk Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

I have very little to say about a girl and her breast feeding addiction turning ALS ice challenges into her breast feeding cause…other than that I would have volunteered my mouth and sucking abilities to help her make that much breast milk…if it is actually breast milk.. This isn’t hot, it’s gross…but for some reason…magical…but that may just be because I love that her real last name is cockburn.

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Olivia Wilde’s Breast Milk Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Olivia Wilde’s Breast Milk Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

I have very little to say about a girl and her breast feeding addiction turning ALS ice challenges into her breast feeding cause…other than that I would have volunteered my mouth and sucking abilities to help her make that much breast milk…if it is actually breast milk.. This isn’t hot, it’s gross…but for some reason…magical…but that may just be because I love that her real last name is cockburn.

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Taylor Swift Does The VMAs Good!

I know we’ve seen some pretty great leg shows from Taylor Swift in the past, but this one she put on at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards the other night was downright epic. Because I was about to complain when I first saw this outfit from the waist up, but then my eyes made it down to Taylor’s lower half and I completely forgot what I was going to say — along with how to open my mouth without drooling uncontrollably. So you all enjoy while I go find a towel to clean up. » view all 26 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading