Kendall Jenner wore some denim in some campaign that allows her to tell people that she’s an actual model…when really brands only use her because she has a massive following and it’s like buying an ad in Teen Vogue or some other shit kids used to read in the 90s when models didn’t have their own platform to reach people because models didn’t fucking matter they were just support to articles and vehicles to sell product instead of being a product…and as much as I think the Kardashians are repulsive and horrible….I’ll still stare at this young ass in tight pants…because why the fuck not…it’s not her fault the world is fucked, the media is fucked, her mom is fucked…and social media happened…it’s not like she’s worked a day in her life for this dream to come true…she’s just coasting and I guess you would too..but you don’t matter…and she does.. The post Kendall Jenner Does Jenner of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
For those of you who don’t know…I am not a high school drop out…but I am someone who never got into Film School back in the 90s because my story was a bout a high powered exec and husband who falls takes an interest in a homeless person outside his office and eventually invites them to live with him as a charitable gesture…without realizing homeless people are crazy…only to get sucked into the homeless person life because he actually hates his upper middle class existence and in the process kills his wife, cuts her up and leaves her in garbage bags on the street corner in some drug rage…it was filled with hardcore graphic sex and good times…but in the 90s….they weren’t down…and said to myself…well I can’t make movies because I am a loser…but one day…thanks to humans being perverts…we will have mainstream movies with sex…and it’s happened a bunch of times…but this one that is at Cannes this year, which is the most intense of Film Fests…is just next fucking level…at least the movie posters are… The story of LOVE 3D according to IMDB: A sexual melodrama about a boy and a girl and another girl. It’s a love story, which celebrates sex in a joyous way. According to the Cannes festival: January the 1st, early morning. The telephone rings. Murphy wakes up next to his young wife and 2-year-old child. He listens to his voicemail: Electra’s mother, sick with worry, wants to know whether he has heard from her daughter. Electra’s been missing for a long time. She’s afraid something really bad has happened to her. Over the course of a long rainy day, Murphy finds himself alone in his apartment, reminiscing about the greatest love affair of his life, his two years with Electra. A burning passion full of promises, games, excesses and mistakes… Starring Aomi MUYOCK and Klara KRISTIN…. Featuring hipster bush, cock, and cum…it’s just a fucking win…and the direction both porn and mainstream should be taking… I’ve just divulged my secrets..good thing no one reads this site, except the guy who wrote 40 Year Old Virgin who stole some of my jokes…I bet he got into Film shcool… Here are the posters.. The post Sex in a Mainstream Movie at Cannes Has Dirty Posters of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
For those of you who don’t know…I am not a high school drop out…but I am someone who never got into Film School back in the 90s because my story was a bout a high powered exec and husband who falls takes an interest in a homeless person outside his office and eventually invites them to live with him as a charitable gesture…without realizing homeless people are crazy…only to get sucked into the homeless person life because he actually hates his upper middle class existence and in the process kills his wife, cuts her up and leaves her in garbage bags on the street corner in some drug rage…it was filled with hardcore graphic sex and good times…but in the 90s….they weren’t down…and said to myself…well I can’t make movies because I am a loser…but one day…thanks to humans being perverts…we will have mainstream movies with sex…and it’s happened a bunch of times…but this one that is at Cannes this year, which is the most intense of Film Fests…is just next fucking level…at least the movie posters are… The story of LOVE 3D according to IMDB: A sexual melodrama about a boy and a girl and another girl. It’s a love story, which celebrates sex in a joyous way. According to the Cannes festival: January the 1st, early morning. The telephone rings. Murphy wakes up next to his young wife and 2-year-old child. He listens to his voicemail: Electra’s mother, sick with worry, wants to know whether he has heard from her daughter. Electra’s been missing for a long time. She’s afraid something really bad has happened to her. Over the course of a long rainy day, Murphy finds himself alone in his apartment, reminiscing about the greatest love affair of his life, his two years with Electra. A burning passion full of promises, games, excesses and mistakes… Starring Aomi MUYOCK and Klara KRISTIN…. Featuring hipster bush, cock, and cum…it’s just a fucking win…and the direction both porn and mainstream should be taking… I’ve just divulged my secrets..good thing no one reads this site, except the guy who wrote 40 Year Old Virgin who stole some of my jokes…I bet he got into Film shcool… Here are the posters.. The post Sex in a Mainstream Movie at Cannes Has Dirty Posters of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t watch TV, so this Aubrey Plaze, from Parks and Recreation is foreign to me….not quite as foreign as a prostitute I can’t quite understand when asking me to pay for the rub and tug…that kind of foreign is more Asian and Eastern European….this kind of foreign is more, I don’t know who the fuck she is…but her name sounds like something I would park in at the movie theater….and her ass looks like something I would park in…despite being a funny comedienne, something, I don’t really like because I am sexist in my comedy, and really no girl other than Joan Rivers has really ever made me laugh…maybe I just feel ike girls should be laughing at my jokes…and by joke I mean my penis size…it’s pretty uneventful… What isn’t unevenful is how hot her ass is in a bikini…I like that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Aubrey Plaza Butt in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess they’re still filming the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sequel in New York, because here’s some more behind-the-scenes shots of Megan Fox from the set. And don’t get me wrong, she’s looking good, but I sure hope the movie gets a lot more exciting than this. Forget talking in an alley. I’ve still got my fingers crossed that Megan’s character is going to have to infiltrate a pool party at a trampoline factory. Actually, forget the turtles too. What if Megan just fought the bad guys in a Jello wrestling tournament? It’s not too late to rewrite the script, is it? » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Ciara Accompanies Russell Wilson To White House State Dinner The rumors about Seahawks QB Russell Wilson and Ciara have been swirling around for the better part of a week…at it looks like the chatter was correct. Though speculation mounted that Russell would take Ciara to the White House as his date for Saturday Night’s Correspondents dinner , it turns out that he planned to take her to the State Dinner all along. Well, taking a girl to a fancy dinner with President Obama and Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe seems like a major step. These two must be getting pretty serious right? Congrats to the happy couple! YouTube
Blackbird Director Calls Out Homophobic Black Actors “Blackbird” director Patrik Polk and star Isaiah Washington stopped by Sway in the Morning to chat about the movie, when the topic turned to Black actors and some of their reluctance to play homosexual characters on screen. Jump to the 2:35 mark to hear why Patrik calls out Shemar Moore, Gary Dourdan, Michael Jai White, and in particular Allen Payne, for refusing to star in one of his films out of fear of an on-screen kiss. Patrik also points out studies that show how the men who are most hateful of homosexuality and rail against gay men the hardest are typically the ones harboring some hidden feelings they aren’t quite comfortable with… YouTube
Based on the movie Honey alone, it is safe to say that Jessica Alba is realy lucky that she is hot, so that she can be thrown into movies as the Hot girl, without having to rely on actually acting…not that acting is really a thing, but there are just some people who are so fucking bad at it..that their pretty smile (read pussy) goes a long way… Not that any of that matters anymore, she’s managed to launch a billion dollar brand with a team of experts who like the directors and producers of every movie she’s been in, as well as her clever husband, used her tits to make it happen… Well, here she is showing you her old tactics while grinding up on James Cameron, because I guess she has dreams of being in Avatar 2 trhough 40….and she likes the smell of his billion dollars…all while looking like a Kardashian…. And what it comes down to is that if you look close enough, under her arm, you’ll see tit.. I know…we are pathetic, but at least we are in this together… The post Jessica Alba Side Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have two Charlize Theron stories…the first is that when she did Playboy in 1997, I lived with a dude, who used that Playboy harder than any Playboy I had been in personal contact had ever been used….she was hot and amazing…a virtual unknown who hadn’t really booked a movie yet…this was around the same time the model was about to be deported from Los Angeles because she didn’t have money, wasn’t getting work, and it was in an era before being an instagram whore could open the door for you via sugar daddies… So when she was nearing the end, about to go back to South Africa, where her mom had just killed her dad…she met a producer in the bank…and boom…became famous…the producer she met in the bank once told me…she probably would have been willing to do porn…she was that desperate… In retrospect, those are horrible Charlize Theron stories…but these pics of her aren’t horrible… I guess Charlize Theron is promoting a movie…because why else would she be in Esquire doing media that you know is controlled by, or coordinated by the movie company….but more importantly, why would she have tipped off the paparazzi to come to her private Malibu beach to release pics of her and Sean Penn getting naughty on the beach…it is all an inside job…TRUST ME…and amazing inside job that she may be too old for but that her ass is still good enough enough for me to stare at…and that’s all that matters… Here are the beach pics… The post Charlize Theron Does Esquire and Gets Violated on the Beach of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
