Eva Longoria always came across as bullshit to me. I didn’t find her all that hot. I was convinced she was a fair weather mexican, you know the kind of first generation immigrant who was raised so white and spoiled so hard, that she thought she was white and was humilated by her accented parents. The kind of Mexican who would vote for Trump because he represents the American dream they see in the movies. Who would hire Mexican illegals to do her gardening and housecleaning and who would eat Americanized Mexican food…just to fit in….except when it came to the casting couch…where bitch was Mexican as fuck to get the job…. But as much as she denies her Mexican roots, her body…can’t fight it’s Corn Tortilla destiny…. Girl is thick…I bed her black basketball husband who dumped her when she was fit would love this new, short legged, thick version of her… But I don’t… Those hips should lie…but I guess it’s hard when you’re in leggings two sizes too small..and you’re 30 pounds fatter than you were two years ago…but not in your tits…because MEXICO! This is one woman’s march…that shoulda stayed off camera….back home…on the couch…eating cake or whatever we’re witnessing…. I mean…unless this isn’t fat and she’s just got into body building….heavy squatting, dead lifting, ready to Mexican wrestle… Whatever it is…..it’s not very hot… The post Eva Longoria Can’t Escape Being Mexican of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Eva Longoria always came across as bullshit to me. I didn’t find her all that hot. I was convinced she was a fair weather mexican, you know the kind of first generation immigrant who was raised so white and spoiled so hard, that she thought she was white and was humilated by her accented parents. The kind of Mexican who would vote for Trump because he represents the American dream they see in the movies. Who would hire Mexican illegals to do her gardening and housecleaning and who would eat Americanized Mexican food…just to fit in….except when it came to the casting couch…where bitch was Mexican as fuck to get the job…. But as much as she denies her Mexican roots, her body…can’t fight it’s Corn Tortilla destiny…. Girl is thick…I bed her black basketball husband who dumped her when she was fit would love this new, short legged, thick version of her… But I don’t… Those hips should lie…but I guess it’s hard when you’re in leggings two sizes too small..and you’re 30 pounds fatter than you were two years ago…but not in your tits…because MEXICO! This is one woman’s march…that shoulda stayed off camera….back home…on the couch…eating cake or whatever we’re witnessing…. I mean…unless this isn’t fat and she’s just got into body building….heavy squatting, dead lifting, ready to Mexican wrestle… Whatever it is…..it’s not very hot… The post Eva Longoria Can’t Escape Being Mexican of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Equinox is an overpriced gym that rich and famous people go to, because they are like all people, drones sucked into their scene, who all do and like the same things, over and over, because they are just trying to fit in. It’s like everyone is a fucking drone, who goes to the movies to laugh at the same jokes they saw in the Trailer 3000 times…which makes for an interesting opportunity…you just need to trick them into liking what you do and what are a about and next thing you know – you’re the President of the United States…saying “shit…people are dumb”…. So rich people, like Equinox, and Equinox likes rich people, and brands that like rich people need to do trendy things and edgy with fashion photographers to keep the profile up there and their campaigns are great….like this one…based on commitment… Clever…but I prefer last year’s breast feeding. The post Steven Klein’s Equinox Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As far as we can tell, no one has asked Kylie Jenner for her opinion on the ongoing Selena Gomez vs. Bella Hadid feud. But the reality star has seemingly gone ahead and weighed in anyway. Last week, of course, Selena was spotted on a date with The Weeknd , kissing the singer and cozying up to him on the sidewalk outside of a restaurant in Los Angeles. A source told E! News that Gomez and The Weeknd dined at Giorgio Baldi for three hours, sitting in a back room with a private server. “They came out and they were so happy,” an onlooker told Us Weekly of the artists that evening, adding: “They were hugging and kissing. … Selena was all over him, hugging, kissing [him]. She looked amazing and so incredibly happy and in love.” There was also talk that Selena and her new man went back to her place after dinner for a bit of dessert. (If you know what we mean!) Shortly after news and photos from this date went viral, the true controversy began. First, Bella Hadid unfollowed Gomez on Instagram, seemingly angry that her pal was now dating her serious ex-boyfriend. Selena Gomez: Check Out My Thong! Then, an insider close to the situation told TMZ that Gomez has been seeing The Weeknd for a few months now, not even bothering to tell Hadid about the relationship. This source alleges that Hadid only found out about the romance via the Internet, claiming that Selena basically stabbed the model in the back and explaining: “Giving Bella and Gigi a heads up would have been the respectful and honorable thing to do. But I guess that’s just Hollywood.” Ouch . Gomez has not said anything about her scandalous relationship, and neither has Hadid. At least not verbally. Just a few days ago, however, Bella shared a photo on Instagram of her back to the camera, her middle finger extended in the air. She didn’t include a caption with the image, but most followers didn’t need Hadid to elaborate. They very much understood her point. So… what does any of this have to do with Kylie Jenner? On Tuesday night, Kylie was spotted with The Weeknd and Tyga at the Italian restaurant Carbone in New York City. Witnesses say the trio was having a grand time together. From there, Kylie went home and decided to sing a song to her fans on Snapchat. And what song did she choose to sing? “True Colors” by none other than… The Weeknd! Might Jenner simply be a fan of this track? Absolutely. But you have to admit: the timing is very interesting. So is the song choice even. Is Kylie telling Bella that her “true colors” are finally showing through? That she ought to shut up and move on because she isn’t dating The Weeknd any longer and the guy is free to bang whomever he pleases? We don’t know. We’re just speculating here. But Selena is supposedly very serious about her famous new boyfriend. She doesn’t see this as just another fling. Kylie Jenner Sings “True Colors” Perhaps Kylie can relate because she’s so smitten with Tyga and because that relationship also got underway amid contention and controversy. It’s hard to say for certain. It’s just pretty clear at this point that Jenner might as well be holding up some pom-poms in the above video. She is cheering on Team The Weeknd.
We already know that an aversion to the truth runs in the Trump family. But do Donald Trump and Melania Trump also share an affection for plagiarization? Back in July, the First Lady stole parts of her Republican National Convention speech from Michelle Obama… and now some folks are wondering whether not Trump also relied on another source for this afternoon’s inauguration address. Specifically, they’re wondering if Trump was strongly influenced by iconic DC Comic villain Bane. You remember Bane, don’t you? Played by Tom Hardy in The Dark Knight Rises, he caused many problems for Batman, stirring up anarchy throughout Gotham City as he encouraged the people to rise up against their oppressors. He basically vowed to Make Gotham Great Again in his own, unique, controversial way. Sound familiar? It’s about to sound a lot more familiar. Consider the following passage from Trump’s inaugural address : Today’s ceremony, however has very special meaning. Because today, we are not merely transferring power from one administration to another or from one party to another. But we are transferring power from Washington D.C. and giving it back to you… the people. For too long a small group in our nation’s capital has reaped the rewards of government while the people have born the cost. Washington flourished but the people did not share in its wealth. Politicians prospered but the jobs left and the factories closed. The establishment protected itself but not the citizens of our country. Their victories have not been your victories. Their triumphs have not been your triumphs and while they celebrated in our nation’s capital, there was little to celebrate for struggling families all across our land. That all changes starting right here and right now because this moment is your moment. It belongs to you. WATCH THE FULL SPEECH BELOW: Donald Trump Inauguration Speech Okay? Got it? We’re not here to judge the address. We’re here to marvel over its similarities to what Bane said on the steps of a government building in The Dark Knight Rises. Consider: We take Gotham from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you… the people. Gotham is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Start by storming Blackgate, and freeing the oppressed! Step forward those who would serve. For and army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The police will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great city… it will endure. Gotham will survive! WATCH THE FULL SPEECH BELOW: Bane Encourages Uprising in The Dark Knight Rises We aren’t the only site that took note of this comparison. Entertainment Weekly and Jezebel were on it right away, as well. And while the idea of a wannabe Bane being in charge of our nuclear arsenal very scary, let’s remember the title of the film from which we took the above clip: The Dark Knight Rises. So that’s the question, people. That’s the reason to have hope. What hero will rise over the next four years and lead this country to a less Baneful place? View Slideshow: Donald Trump Becomes President: Celebrities React!
Here is Jessica Biel…the girl who was on Seventh Heaven, did a slutty shoot and found the man who I assume she was groupie-ing – because he’s Justin Timberlake….to lock the fuck down…. You know the kind of young starlet who got into acting because she learned how to masturbate watching Mickey Mouse club, making him a part of her life…deeply engrained… You know sliding her hands in her panties until tickled while reading one of those teen beat mags…listeing to these 90s idiots singing and dancing before they went pop…or in Ryan Goslings case…went LaLa Land…a role you’d think he never sang or danced before having… All leading her to LA to hunt the motherfucker down, trapping him, letting him do whatever the fuck he wanted while touring, while she was at the gym, working out hard, showing him she’d always be there for him, even when he fucked up along the way, forcing him to marry her, leaving him with no option to knock her up…..all because she’s been so cool along the way and no other chick would put up with that, or have what they have, leaving her to no need to work her shitty movies, so she can focus on her pit bulls, her fitness, and spending motherfucker’s money in her old lady pajama style dress I am trying to look up… Here is her ass in jeans…because she’s now back at work..in the movies while making babies..because that’s what you do when you’re fit in your 30s…and trying to stay relevant….even if you’re not. The post Jessica Biel Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Low level titty model turned instagram model turned Ben Affleck and David Fincher fucker booking shitty roles in their movies making her an “actor”…despite just being a low level titty model who happens to have a lot of instagram followers….Emily the Rat Cow….has booked a Vogue Spain cover… A Vogue Spain cover is clearly not a prestigious place for your images appear, because they allow prostitutes or as close a thing to prostitutes from social media…like she might as well is Tila Tequila..put on a dress and do it… The whole thing…hilarious to me…just throw anything at anything because it has followers….instead of actually thinking it through….image not content…surface not content….no wonder all these young girls are whoring…it whores…it works… The post Rat Cow Gets a Vogue Spain Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I was talking to Chris Brown’s make-up artist on the internet, because real men need make-up artists….and he told me about some bullshit about Chris Brown and Soulja boy having seom kind of fight in Dubai because they are fighting over some girl…and like the publicity that comes when you’re two ridiculous idiots…. Well, apparently Chris Brown is being trained by Mike Tyson, who also like publicity and decided to make a song about it…they have a lot in common like they are so manly, they know how to beat and rape women….all that testosterone raging…. I like some lines about Shitting your pants, and being a venereal disease…because it’s ridiculous…but ultimately…it’s ridiculous. The post Mike Tyson’s Song About Chris Brown Fight of the DAY appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
