Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly will star in ‘Holmes & Watson,’ a comedic retelling of ‘Sherlock Holmes’ which involves some Alan Menken-penned love songs.
Yesterday, we had the immense pleasure of seeing the new trailer for Fifty Shades Darker , the action-packed, drama-filled, sex-tastic sequel to the massive hit, Fifty Shades of Grey. And oh, the feelings we had … In Fifty Shades Darker , our heroine, Anastasia Steele, starts off feeling a little freaked out by Christian Grey's freakiness, but so much hardship ends up bringing them back together. And there's also the sex. We can never, ever forget that. Hey, when you find a guy who leaves butt plugs out for his maid to sanitize and who will actually reach inside your vagina to pull out your tampon so you can have period sex, you hold on and never let go, right? But even though we're still so excited from seeing the trailer, it will still be a couple of long, hard, lonely months until the actual movie comes out. So you probably want to check out these magical GIFs from the trailer in the meantime, right? 1. Christian Grey Has Many Muscles Yes, Christian Grey has several issues, but he probably has more muscles! You can see at least a dozen or so in this GIF. Not that you’ll be counting though, right? Of course not — everybody knows brains don’t work properly around sexy sadists! 2. SHOWER SEX This is one scene that’s sure to inspire emotion in literally everyone. Either you’re way into it for the obvious reasons, you pervs, you’re interested in getting a close look at Christian’s ridiculously huge shower, or you care about the environement. The least they could do is take their clothes off so they could actually bathe too, you know. 3. Christian Grey Actually Feels A Feeling! We know, we know, Christian is “50 shades of f-cked up,” but check out the little guy here! In this very special moment, you see that Anastasia is changing him, that she has helped him to develop the ability to smile. Romance! 4. Oh No, A Helicopter Crash! Hey, being sexy isn’t only about genitals and feelings! Intense action can also be sexy, and if you don’t think Mr. Grey himself crashing a damn helicopter is sexy, then check yourself. 5. Boats Are Magical Look at Christian’s smile, guys, and Anastasia’s look of total pleasure. Did she see a dolphin? She probably saw a dolphin. HOT. 6. The Old-Fashioned Elevator Grope Because what’s sexier than being in a small, enclosed space full of strangers, you know? Like, can you think of a BETTER place for your emotionally damaged and controlling boyfriend to grab himself a handful of you? We’ll wait. View Slideshow
It’s interesting to see in a world where Christmas has been outlawed, at least pre-trump, where Politically correct has taken over so hard that it’s almost racist in and of itself…all this cultural appropriation, and safe space and trigger warnings and sensitivities to nonsense that people feel are actually worth fighting about, including Christmas…since not everyone celebrates Christmas…it’s unfair to shove it down America’s throat….we can call it Holidays, but eventually, the people who doesn’t believe in Holidays will want to be included, and we will call it nothing, even though the Jewish people all monetize off this shit, hell all the commercial Christmas songs were written by one…and all the movies made about Christmas are Jewish produced…and all the products we buy each other are Jewish sold…Chinese made….so if anything the Jewish people created Christmas…so let’s keep calling it Chrismas… I mean this is nothing new, it’s just interesting to see a blatantly obvious Christmas ad, when USA is so safe space about this shit…while the Italians and their lingerie don’t give a fuck…and I guess either do pregnant with rich and famous sperm russians don’t either… So here’s some cheesy, but familiar, Holiday underwear…something that I think is nice, because I’m a christmas music listening christmas fan…even if all my Christmas’ have been a fail, depressing, rock in stocking type shit, it’s still a good time that warms my drunken damaged soul… The post Irina Shayk for a Lingerie Brand for Xmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
To celebrate the release of ‘Blue & Lonesome,’ the Rolling Stones released a music video for their cover of ‘Ride ‘Em On Down’ featuring Kristen Stewart and her best ‘Gone in 60 Seconds’ impression.