Getty Images 29-year old Silindile Mangena filed a lawsuit on her ex-boyfriend Mugove Kurima, claiming that “his abnormally long penis” stretched her vagina. Metro News reports: Silindile Mangena, from Harare, Zimbabwe, said that her vagina was ‘tight’ before she met her ex, Mugove Kurima, 37, in 2016. However, she told the Zimbabwe Mail that she ended the relationship in May after his penis stretched her too much. She said no man can literally fill the gap her ex left. It has not been confirmed how big his penis actually is. She now wants to have reconstructive surgery which costs a massive 150,000 Rand (£8,000) and is taking him to court in order to have him pay the fee. Kurima has yet to speak out about the bizarre lawsuit. And no word on the actual size of his manhood.
Good night pic.twitter.com/8m1cawdX79 — Man of the Decade (@MissZindzi) November 5, 2018 Hilarious Memes Of The Week Back at it again with another collection of hilarious memes fresh out the grease for your weekend funny. “I love your hood accent, say it again!” Me: “Moken Troll” pic.twitter.com/y07OeFMclZ — Rell Sosa (@TerrellT_) November 5, 2018 Peep all the best (and funniest) memes of the week on the flip.
(Photos by: Lloyd Bishop/NBC/Ollie Millington/Redferns) Wendy Williams Fans Are Dragging Future After He Tried To Compare Their Networth The saga continues folks! Right in time for the jokes. Wendy Williams fans are not here for five-time baby daddy Future trying to shade Wendy with his little bank account. Just to recap, Futre was upset with Wendy for telling NO LIES on her show this week, while she reported on his love triangle and baby mama pentagon that sparked messy headlines. We’re breaking down #Future ’s current baby mama drama! More #HotTopics on https://t.co/HuTAJNdit3 pic.twitter.com/dqpD3prO9U — Wendy Williams (@WendyWilliams) November 8, 2018 Future when on Instagram, thanking God he made “more money” than Wendy Williams, but the lie detector determined that was a LIE . Future seems to think he’s richer than Wendy Williams. pic.twitter.com/XoJ42RfkjN — Inga (@sauvignonelle) November 9, 2018 Hit the flip to see how Future’s IG fingers are getting him dragged back to an accountant.
Thirst Traps Of The Week The thirst trap. One of the greatest inventions of Al B. Sure’s internet. It’s the process of posting a pic to let the world know you got the sauce and to maybe entice some potential baes to hop in those DMs…maybe. Whatever the case, thirst traps are generally glorious on the eyes. We know it’s hard to keep up with all of them, so we decided to make it a weekly tradition to round up the most bae-ful, thickest, glorious thirst traps posted on the internet each week. So hit that share button, let us know you appreciate it and we’ll keep the love going. For now, take a look and enjoy…
Fertile Future Is Having The Messiest Week Ever Whew, Future is a stone-cold piece of WORK–a very fertile piece of work–who shattered social media when he popped up at his preggo ex Joie Chavis’s gender reveal WITH his baby mama boo Brittni in a hilariously savage moment that set the tone for his hilariously savage IG caption currently re-shattering the whole entire internet. Future and bow wow finna be co daddies? pic.twitter.com/8wpuVC1Kxe — Shame Wizard (@ambermyself) November 8, 2018 Peep the social media hysteria over Future’s pluto peenanigans on the flip.
Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2018 Runway Highlights The Victoria’s Secret fashion show returned to its home in NYC this year, and placed more models of color on the stage than ever before. Young hot runway strutters like Duckie Thot, Winnie Harlow , Jourdana Phillips and more strapped on their wings and slapped on the lace to show out for the lingerie brand. Take a look: Duckie Thot Jasmine Tookes Winnie Harlow Gorgeous! Hit the flip for much much more from these magnificently melanated models parading in panties and wings for VS. Whose look was your favorite?? Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret/Kevin Mazur/WireImage/Timur Emek/FilmMagic
Student Caught On Camera Punching Teacher In Class Clips like these help us understand why that California teacher decided to deliver the smackdown to an aggressively disrespectful and threatening student last week. According to WMAR ABC News Baltimore , a female student at Frederick Douglass High School in Baltimore City got into a verbal disagreement with a teacher and was caught on tape sucker-punching the woman in the jaw in a now-viral clip. In the video, the young woman can be heard accusing the teacher of “getting smart” with her as another student attempts to calm her down. Next, the girl pushes the other student away and punches her teacher on the left side of her face, seemingly attempting to knock the woman unconscious. Still, the teacher exhibited grace and patience, calmly following the student out of the room and it appears attempting to reason with her. Several social media users who have posted the video claim that the teacher was fresh back in the classroom after a leave of absence to have surgical cancer treatment. SMH. Take a look at the unedited clip with full sound (and a full view of the teacher’s young assailant) on the next page. Getty/YouTube/WMAR
White Models Cosplay As Black Women It started pretty innocently with a video of the above model, Emma Hallberg, going viral online. Everyone who saw the video assumed she was black. Why wouldn’t they? She’s damn near mahogany and speaking in all sorts of code-switched black vernacular. One problem: she’s not even close to black. As more pics and profiles hit the net, it became clear: there’s a whole a$$ epidemic of white women going all out to dress up as black women. And, no, we’re not just talking about Jennerdashians. These women do the hair, the makeup, the eyes and darken their skin. It’s a whole black woman aesthetic. These women are getting dragged for it, too. What do you think? Is this blackface? “Blackfishing” as the internet calls it? Or are they just following trends? Take a look…
Image via Lawrence Lucier/FilmMagic/Getty Mariah Carey’s Former A&R Recounts How ODB Got On “Fantasy” (Remix) One of Mariah Carey ‘s most popular hits is undoubtedly her collaborative effort with the late-great Ol’ Dirty Bastard, “Fantasy” (Remix). At the time, Mariah and Dirty seemed like the most unlikely pairing in the universe, but we’ll be damned if it didn’t work BIG time. the story of Mariah Carey getting Ol' Dirty Bastard on the “Fantasy (Remix)” is a 10/10 and could honestly be made into a movie (via @billboard ) pic.twitter.com/l7Pcsmy9sA — Andrew Barber (@fakeshoredrive) November 5, 2018 If you’re like us, you might wonder how the hell this song even happened, well, the answer to that question came floating down our Twitter timeline courtesy of Andrew Barber of FakeShoreDrive via a 2016 Billboard article explaining the whole hilarious thing. Here’s portions of the story as told by Cory Rooney, Mariah Carey’s A&R at the time: I reached out to ODB and he wanted $15,000 to rap on the record. At the time, that was a lot of money, but it really wasn’t for Mariah Carey’s budget — so, no problem. He finally showed up, three hours late, and when he got there, it was about 10:30 at night. He had been drinking, and was on the phone when he walked in. Irate, screaming at some girl how he’s gonna come kill her, he’s going to kick her a**…and then whispering, “I love you.” Then screaming again. This went on for an hour. He finally came out and was like, “Yo, pardon me, this b**ch is driving me crazy. I need some Moet and Newports before we get into this record.” I said, “It’s 12:30 at night now bro, I don’t know where we’re going to get Moet from.” He started yelling at the assistants, calling them white devils, saying, “You white devils, y’all don’t want black people to have shit.” They went out for like an hour, and the only thing they could find were some Heinekens. He was so disgusted, he threw a bottle on the floor. Oh, but it gets better: At this point Mariah had been calling every hour on the hour, wanting to hear something over the phone. Tommy was pissed because Mariah was keeping him up, so he finally got on the phone with ODB — and after that, finally we started to record. He said one line — “me and Mariah, go back like babies with pacifiers” — then paused, said, “Yo, I need to take a break,” and went to sleep for 45 minutes. He woke up and was like, “Yo, let me hear what I did so far.” We played his one line back, he sang another line or two, and then slept for another hour. He would come up with a line, punch that in, go to sleep. He went to sleep 3 different times in the middle of trying to get that one verse done. If you listen to the record now, on his verse, you can hear that it’s punched in in pieces. He actually told the engineer, “Y’all better have your shit set and record it right, cause I’m not doing it twice.” I stayed in the studio until we finished it. So I was sleeping in the studio when Tommy and Mariah called me, and said they loved the record. But Tommy had a bright idea: let’s get ODB back in the studio, and instead of just, “New York in the house,” do [a line] for every city. I said, “You’ve got to be kidding.” Of course [ODB] wanted another $15,000. He came back to the studio, a little more mellow but dead tired. He’s sitting there picking food out of his teeth — he pulled a piece of food out of his mouth so big it was scary. I was like, “How long did you walk around with that food in your mouth?” Like, it was unbelievable. Then he fell asleep on couch, kicked one shoe off. His foot smelled so bad, we had to let him sleep and leave the control room. Eventually, we got the other parts done and that was that. I thought the story was over. Flip the page to read the tear-inducing finale.
Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images Uber Driver Gets Charged With Manslaughter For Death Of Teenage Passenger A 29-year-old Uber driver has been charged with manslaughter after a teenage passenger he let ‘car surf’ on the roof of his vehicle fell to his death. Ryan Mullen, 15, had been ‘car surfing’ on the roof of the Danyal Cheema’s vehicle on September 23 in Huntington. He ended up falling and subsequently suffered a traumatic brain injury, dying hours after he arrived at a friend’s house following the ride, Suffolk County District Attorney Tim Sini said. The whole situation began when they went to a 7Eleven store and, according to Sini, they asked the driver to car surf. “ This was an incredibly bad decision by the defendant, a bad decision by the boys involved, obviously,’ Tim Sini said. “ But at the end of the day, that defendant is an adult contracted to safely bring those boys home, and he failed to do that.” The driver, 24-year-old Danyal Cheema, is now being charged with second-degree manslaughter and was arraigned in Suffolk County Criminal Court on Monday morning. He made no comment at the proceeding and was ordered held on $200,000 bail. Along with the charge, his license was also suspended. The incident took place just after midnight in Huntington Station on September 23. Prosecutors have said that Mullen was with two other teens and that Cheema accepted $40 to allow Mullen and another teen to “car surf” on the roof of his Toyota Highlander SUV. He was said to be driving at 30 miles per hour when Mullen fell off the roof. Instead of taking the injured teen to a hospital, Cheema drove him to a friend’s house where Mullen died later that night. The medical examiner’s office ruled the young boy’s cause of death to be blunt force trauma to the head. His parents, Janice and Matt Mullen, said they don’t want any family to suffer a loss similar to theirs again. Janice told ABC7 Eyewitness News : “This can’t happen again, no one should have to go through this pain.” In a statement on the incident, Uber said: “Words cannot describe how deeply troubled we are by this incident. Our thoughts are with the rider’s family during this difficult time. This driver has been permanently removed from the app.”