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How to Not Quite Succeed in Cannes Business Despite Really Trying: An Illustrated Guide

A Cannes-style queue has a curious shape. It’s not really a line at all, but more of a funnel — you can stay at the end for ages, while unassumingly pushy types creep forward from the sides in a barely discernible kind of Brownian movement. The festival staff — no-nonsense guys in matching taupe suits, notorious for being cranky — try to stem the pushing from the front, but have no control over how it happens from the back. Since a picture is worth a thousand words, or at least about 20, here’s a visual aid:

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See The Chillingly Creepy New Muppets Poster

There are a few unassailable essential guidelines to film: the villain is always bad, the girl is always pretty, and you should never EVER see the Muppets’ feet when they walk. But in the new poster for Jason Segel’s The Muppets we’re treated to the unearthly spectacle of the Muppet gang perambulating on their own. Segel has sworn up and down his movie would have traditional, CGI -free puppetry, but this makes them look like they’re hanging out with the crappy CGI singer from Jabba’s palace . Click ahead to gawk at the horrific spectacle.

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How Much Does It Cost to Sleep Where Kermit and Miss Piggy Slept?

If you’re a freakish Muppet fan — cough, Jason Segel , cough — a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity has arrived for you: Jim Henson’s former Upper East Side townhouse, which served as the official Muppet Workshop in in the late 1970s, is on sale. So, just how much will it cost you to secure this 12,000 foot building where your favorite childhood characters — including Oscar the Grouch, Big Bird, Kermit and Miss Piggy — spent their formative years? Click through for the answer.

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‘Muppets’ Star Jason Segel ‘Hoping’ For Lady Gaga Cameo

Actor and co-writer weighs in on Michael Cera rumor, 3-D for 2011 movie. By Eric Ditzian, with reporting by Josh Horowitz Jason Segel Photo: Jason LaVeris/ FilmMagic Will Lady Gaga reunite with Kermit the Frog after their red-carpet dalliance at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards? Will Michael Cera kick it with some felt friends? Will the creative minds behind “The Muppets” give in to the 3-D craze and deliver the first franchise film since 1999 in three dimensions? These are just a few of the questions surrounding Jason Segel’s resurrection of the Muppets in a flick set to hit theaters next November. And while promoting “Gulliver’s Travels” recently, Segel touched on all these Muppet topics and more. “We are hoping to get Lady Gaga, but we hadn’t heard anything yet,” Segel told MTV News of the much talked-about cameo. “I literally don’t know.” We’ll file this bit of casting gossip under “wait and see.” On to the question of Cera. Earlier reports suggested Paul Rudd was being recruited for a cameo, but the actor told us a few weeks ago that it wasn’t going to happen. Cera had been rumored to be up for the same part, and Segel issued something of a non-denial denial about the rumor, going on to explain that the role in question concerns a new Muppet named Walter. “That part was never to play Walter,” Segel said. “The puppeteer who’s playing Walter is called Peter Linz, who’s an absolute genius, amazing puppeteer, brilliant actor and a great singer. There was a bit where Walter imagines himself as a human. All the puppeteers play their characters. There are no celebrity voices of the puppets.” Again, we’ll wait and see on Cera. One thing we most certainly won’t be seeing in “Muppets” is 3-D. Segel, who stars in the film and wrote the script along with Nicholas Stoller (“Get Him to the Greek”), envisions the movie as a throwback to previous series installments like “The Great Muppet Caper.” “No, I don’t think so,” he said of the 3-D question. “Maybe you’ll play this back in a year and see I was wrong. My goal is make it like the 1970s, early ’80s Muppet movies, so I don’t want there to be any 3-D, personally.” Check out everything we’ve got on “The Muppets.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Videos ‘Muppets’ Star Jason Segel ‘Hoping’ For Lady Gaga Cameo MTV Rough Cut: ‘Gulliver’s Travels’

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Paul Rudd Won’t Appear In Jason Segel’s ‘Muppet’ Movie

‘I wish that I was. It’s all rumor,’ star tells MTV News. By Mawuse Ziegbe, with reporting by Josh Horowitz Paul Rudd Photo: MTV News With Jason Segel helming a spankin’ new “Muppet” flick , fans have been buzzing that many of the funnyman’s guffaw-inducing pals would show up for the fun. One story that has been making the rounds was that Segel’s “I Love You, Man” co-star Paul Rudd was slated to appear as an iPhone-obsessed puppet pal of Segel’s character. However, when MTV News caught up with Rudd recently, the star crushed the collective dreams of Judd Apatow acolytes everywhere, explaining that a cameo alongside Kermit’s crew is just not in the cards right now. “I wish that I was. It’s all rumor,” Rudd confided at the Gotham Awards last week. “I wanted to be in it, and I talked to Jason but I think there was some things that happened and I don’t know if I’m gonna get to do it.” As many would be, he’s totally torn up about missing out on the Muppet-fest. “It blows actually,” he pouted playfully. “It really sucks.” Up next, fans can catch Rudd alongside Jennifer Aniston as a broke couple that decide to take up residence at a commune in the Apatow-helmed “Wanderlust.” But after that, Rudd quipped that he wanted another crack at the Muppet franchise, and even came up with a few inspired titles for a sequel to Segel’s project. “I’m hoping for the ‘Muppet Movie 2.’ I’m playing Charles Grodin in ‘Muppet 2: Electric Waterloo?’ Beaker-loo?” he joked, before offering a truly game-changing suggestion: “Muppet Movie 2: The Muppets Are Still Taking Manhattan.” Even with Rudd officially out the mix, the confirmed lineup of guest stars should pack the film with plenty of laughs. Jack Black, Zach Galifianakis, Billy Crystal and Alan Arkin are all slated to appear in the project. For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com.

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Muppet Movie Camera Test

Hilarious improvisation on the set of the 1979 Muppet movie. Nice to see that Kermit and Fozzie can still bring the laughs when they're not reading from a script. Watch

Lacy Chabert is the Emotional Eater of the Day

I never watched Party of Five because I have male genitals and a the time it was on TV, I had a social life and got laid on the regular because I was married to disgusting…but I know a lot of you motherfuckers did, so you may be shocked to see that Lacy Chabert, the young pussy on the show who used to look like THIS , now looks like she’s rushing to get to the all you can eat buffet because she’s in hypolycemic shock since she only ate a huge lunch 45 mins earlier and she feels the hunger comin’ on strong…. This is seriously the kind of fat that makes you wonder whether a bitch got molested as a kid leading her to emotional eating her way through it, or whatever the fuck triggered her to stop caring about having a career or being jerked fof to, and start self-medicating with food, but the same thing happened to Jennifer Love Hewitt who was also on Party of Five, so I can only assume shit is related…. Everyone likes to rip into celebs for being too skinny, drug addicts, drunks, but at least their greasy unhealthy lookin’ selves fit into a small.

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Sophie Monk’s Big Vagina in Tight Pants of the Day

I am pretty sure Sophie Monk likes drawing attention to her pussy. Last week, she made a statement about her vagina, saying something like it’s not as big as you think it is based on all the cameltoes she gets. Leading me to believe that this latch-on, bottom-feeding nobody wants people talking about her pussy, because I am pretty sure the majority of people don’t even know who she is, let alone that she’s got a fucking big pussy that always gets caught up in her cameltoe.

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Sophie Monk Shows Her Legs for her Dirty 30 of the Day

It turns out that Sophie Monk turned 30 over the weekend and I take satisfaction in knowing that she is no where near where she wanted to be at 30 in terms of success in her career in her life plan…knowing she used to sit in her class back in high school telling everyone how she’s going to be famous and how she’s going to be a celebrity and how they’ll be taught that math is not needed when you’re fabulous….and I just love knowing she knows she’s a failure and I hope she hangs up her muppet face and becomes the gutter stripper her hot body leads me to think she was really destined to be…Happy fucking birthday. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Katie Price is Drunk of the Day

Here are some pictures of Katie Price leaving a party drunk. She’s really got nothing better to do with her time than drink her life away and in her defense, you’d be self-medicating too if you were Katie Price…Hell, I’m not even Katie Price and I’m not going through some kind of transition from being some over-sexualized cartoon rendition of a fantasy woman to being a dude in a dress, but I self medicate all the fucking time. I’m not drunk right now but I would rather be, I just don’t think my stomach or liver can handle it after the latest bender I had this past weekend that I’m recovering from…as there comes a time in every drunk’s life where they have to step back and realize shitting blood isn’t healthy and it’s a life or shitting blood to death situation…and I’ve got too much to live for like a fat wife I hate, no money, no job, totally uninspired and unmotivated and too fat for pants…good times I won’t put up a fight to live another day for….or fight to keep because it is all I know… Pics via Fame Pics via PacificCoastNews

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