So Lindsay Lohan showing her bra…and no one really cares but me – and I only care because throughout the course of her rise and fall and attempted rise again for the ashes countless times…I mean even more times than she’s had dick inside her…the one thing that has been a constant has been her fake tits…and I guess her crazy…but her fake tits are more fun to look at, whether naked in Playboy or in Selfies…they are her best work yet…not that she’s ever actually worked, but you get what I am saying and that is that I like her tits.
I don’t know who Anna Orlova is but I have seen her naked for S Magazine and so have you… She’s got a rocking bush…and I am all about bush so I am in love… Not to mention she’s a Russian, and Russians, despite having no soul, are genetically superior thanks to communism and extreme poverty killed off all the uglies and turned the rest into cam girls and models…
Lizzy Caplan is from some TV show that she gets naked in. Now she is in a magazine – where she is not getting naked. Offensive. If her entire purpose is being someone who gets naked for money. Her fame is actually dependent on it. All media coverage that she does should involve her naked. Otherwise, we’re just wasting tits here…tits that are willing to be seen – at least when they are in context of her “character” on a TV show that will launch her career – but tits nevertheless. This could be much more interesting…
Nicole Meyer is some model who is naked on the beach for TREATS! Magazine … She has the face of a girl calling favors on an old friend who ended up coming up with a pretty successful and popular magazine…in a “Hey Steve, remember that favor you owe me from when I posed naked for you back in our 20s”…but maybe it’s just the angle… And I’m not complaining, because Treats! consistently brings naked babes, seduces naked babes to shoot naked, and that is good for the naked girl economy…
Hunger Magazine put out a series of new covers shot by Rankin…starring Camilla Christensen, Hollie-May Saker, Grace Bol, Soo Joo Park, Kirsi Pyrhonen, Anais Pouliot, Neelam Gill and they are making me hungry…for vagina…because for some reason in their fashionable griminess…they are highly erotic…it’s like strip a girl down to her underwear, grease her up and shoot her in a photo studio and people like me suddenly become interested in the fashion industry…or this magazine….it’s just that easy.
I don’t know who Diora Baird, but she sounds like she was probably a pornstar…or escort to the stars, but thanks to a google search – it turns out she’s an acrtress, which I guess is pretty much the same thing, at least in terms of shame and level of sex it requires to get to a point where people notice you posing in a bikini… I don’t know, she hasn’t done very amazing stuff, and she’s 31 which is practically dead, not only in Hollywood terms, unless you want to get in on the Golden Girls Remake…but also in everyday life…since very few men jerk off to 31 year olds in bikinis, unless they have a fetish or they are at a public pool and the only girls there are over 30, in the geriatric aquafit class….she took a minute to snap a pic from…because tits get hits… I am sure if you google her, you can find her naked…she seems like that kind of girl. I am just too lazy to bother…
Lara Stone is the enemy because she tried to sue me for posting her bikini honeymoon pics…but since she’s a model who gets half naked for money in pictures I get to look at – like these ones of her in panties…I feel like I have won…this battle…because there is nothing more rewarding that trying to decipher a girls vagina lips in a photoshopped pic, even if there is also nothing more humiliating and depressing that this is how you spend you time…
In case you forgot that Sienna Miller existed, this is her throwing out a reminder…but intentionally wearing a see through dress, with her nipple exposed, which isn’t a big deal at all, I mean it’s just nipples and tits are just tits, I see this shit everyday, and if you go to Europe they are everywhere….not to mention we’ve already seen her naked last decade when she mattered and was actually in movies…but it’s still welcomed behavior…because it’s better than not seeing nipple…. Fascinating right, I should be a modern day Philopsher…maybe I already am one…and just don’t know it….Deep…
The Naked News gals are back in their briefs for the newest episode of Naked News in Brief! Whitney St. John and Eila Adams provide a sexy exploration of up-to-the-minute news topics.
Swedish Man in Underwear VS BEar…Shitty footage, but I still laughed… Man VS Aggressive Elephant Idiot of the Day…Running Down a Cliff Girls in their Underwear….swimming Wife Strips Husband’s GF Live in the Hood – Naked Big Girl Beats a Dude Car Wash Outfit of the Day
