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‘Machete’ Director Robert Rodriguez Reveals Trick To Onscreen Nudity

He front-loads his movies with nakedness, then ‘in your mind, everyone is naked the rest of the movie.’ By Kara Warner Robert Rodriguez Photo: MTV News “Machete” was originally conceived as a fake trailer in “Grindhouse,” but fan demand convinced director Robert Rodriguez to make the story into a full-length feature, which opens Friday. The film, which revolves around the titular character and his attempt to clear his sullied name, is full of blood, action, crazy weaponry and beautiful naked and half-naked women. When we caught up with the “Sin City” and “Spy Kids” filmmaker recently, we asked how he decides when to play the naked card and when to avoid it. “Ask my sister. She tells me, ‘You need to have more hot chicks in this movie!’ ” Rodriguez said, playfully deferring to his co-editor and co-writer, Alvaro Rodriguez. “I have a trick,” he admitted. “I did this in ‘Sin City’ too. People say, ‘There’s so much nudity in “Sin City.” ‘ I say, ‘No, if you look close, there’s only [some] at the very beginning.’ ” Rodriguez said showing a lot of skin from the get-go makes people think they’re seeing more than they do. “If you do it at the beginning of the movie, in your mind, everyone is naked the rest of the movie if they’re scantily clad — because that’s how the comics are drawn,” he said. “[‘Machete’] was the same way.” Rodriguez cited a particular scene at the beginning of the film, in which Machete tries to save a beautiful (and naked) woman, as his prime example. He said the decision to have the actress appear sans clothing throughout the entire scene helps enable extra tricks in the plot that wouldn’t work otherwise. “That was the first scene I wrote. There’s got to be a girl that he goes to save and she’s naked and he’s having to run out with this naked girl over his shoulder, but then you put a twist on it,” Rodriguez explained, continuing with a pseudo-spoiler . “She ends up working for the other side and tricking him by being nude. That way he doesn’t see it coming. Everything else, he’d be able to see a trick coming,” he said, adding that there isn’t much more skin in the rest of the film (save for a topless scene in a pool). “It’s really just that trick.” “Machete,” starring Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Robert De Niro and Don Johnson, opens Friday. What do you think of Rodriguez’s trick? Will it affect how you watch the film now? Let us know in the comments! Check out everything we’ve got on “Machete.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com .

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Hayley Atwell Pasties in The Pillars of the Earth of the Day

This kind of behavior really pisses me off. I figure if you’re gonna fucking get this naked, you might as well get fully naked. I also figure that if you’re going to try to launch an acting career, you might as well leave your moral and dignity at the fucking casting couch door, cuz that’s just no the business you are in. You’re a slut, stop pretending to be an artist…embrace yourself as the stripper with the choreographed theatrical stage performance, who no matter how pretentious she is, still gives lap dances in the back room. There’s nothing more insulting than a bitch who is prude, has a no nudity clause, but still manages to agree to getting this naked, without getting fully naked, cuz nipple pasties look fucking stupid, they irritate me, and remind me of exactly the kind of girl this no-name, useless, bullshit actress cunt is…and that’s pussy that isn’t quite committed enough to the cause and who doesn’t care about the people trying to jerk off to her shitty acting in a sex scene. Seriously. This makes me mad….just another example of big tits gone to fucking waste…

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Mad Men: Naked Ambition [Recaps]

The sweet smell of success hung in the air when Don Draper won a Clio award on Mad Men . However the stink of ambition was also ubiquitous and the things people will do to get ahead were frightening. More

Some HBO Nudity to Start the Day of the Day

I know everyone watches these bullshit shows like Hung, Entourage and True Blood. It’s like this shit is the new Seinfeld, Cheers, or Golden Girls. It is like the cool thing to do for mainstream pieces of shit who like to sit around and feel like everyone else or at least like they can fit in with everyone else especially for useless conversations that go down around the coffee machine….It’s like if you don’t watch this shit, you aren’t an active member of society and I guess that makes me subhuman, cuz I can’t be bothered with this crap, although the creator and writer of Entourage is my facebook friend, but we didn’t need popular TV trends to tell us that…. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining that HBO proves that people are smuttier and more perverted than the Christian run networks want to believe….I like to think it is kinda opening the door for me to one day have my own TV show about poverty, hookers, teenage runaways, stepdaughter lust, a fat wife, alcoholism, celebrity harrasment and good times…unless I die of a failed liver first…or just forget my genius idea due to laziness.. So here’s Merrin Dungey’s Right Tit on Hung Sasha Grey is a worthless cunt who I think is totally overrated and boring, despite how graphic her porn gets, she is full of shit with her “Sexual Performing Artist” goth bullshit and she was Naked on Entourage…but if you want you can just google her and see her taking black cock in her ass, meaning her naked ain’t a fuckin’ thing…Cunt. Dania Ramirez and Sasha Grey on Entourage Anna Paquin Ass and Tit on True Blood Anna Paquin and her worthless bisexual body in a bikini on True Blood

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Watch How To Look Good Naked Season 7 Episode 1

Watch How To Look Good Naked Season 7 Episode 1 The premiere installment of this latest season of How To Look Good Naked is the TV show’s 1st episode of the 7th season that aired last

Pride 2010 naked men simply not old enough

It's Pride in Toronto, and we bring you the naked truth, maybe it's a little too naked. link: http://www.bite.ca/bitedaily/2010/07/pride-2010-naked-men-simply-not-old-enough/ added by: romanswietlik

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bubbly Hotness

I don’t know what supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio is doing here, from what I can tell she’s at an event hosted by a Champagne company. Whatever she’s doing, I’m getting a bubbly feeling in my pants so it can’t be all that bad. I would like some scientist nerd somewhere to figure out a way to bottle hot supermodels like Alessandra so that I can pop a cork an pour her sexiness all over my naked body. Why is science so far behind?

Naked Cowboy To Sue Naked Cowgirl…Sandy Kane On O&A (VIDEOS)

Naked Cowboy To Naked Cowgirl: Stop Copying Me NY Post By JENNIFER FERMINO June 22, 2010 NEW YORK — New York City’s famous Naked Cowboy wants a bikini-clad woman who calls herself The Naked Cowgirl to stop ripping off his trademark. Click to watch…Naked Cowboy To Sue Naked Cowgirl…Sandy Kane On O&A (VIDEOS)…. http://ctpatriot1970.wordpress.com/2010/06/23/naked-cowboy-to-sue-naked-cowgirl-… The Times Square cowboy, whose real name is Robert Burck, is known for strumming his guitar wearing only briefs and a cowboy hat. He has sent a cease-and-desist letter to Sandy Kane, who wears a red, white and blue cowboy hat and matching bikini. added by: ctpatriot1970

Weird News: Times Square Naked Cowboy vs Naked Cowgirl Showdown | Snark Food

A popular New York Times Square performer known as The Naked Cowboy is facing off against another performer who styles herself The Naked Cowgirl, claiming the woman is stealing his act. added by: GossipandGab

Amanda Seyfried is Still Boring as Fuck of the Day

Fuck bitch…step it up. I’ve been tracking her in hopes she’d slip up from being this consistently boring cunt, but she’s been very loyal to her cause and keeps up the boring hustle, despite having seen her naked in a movie, and despite her potential to take over the paparazzi cuz the world is eager for new pussy to be flashed, but instead she just goes shopping with her homosexual friend, fully clothed, fully covered up, with no make-up on, like some kind of tree hugger lookin’ to raise money to help the oil clean up efforts and the whole thing upsets me. Wasted youth, wasted celebrity pussy wasting my fucking time. Cunt. Pics via Fame

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