G- String Bike Rider Dude Takes a shit.. Sucker Punch of the Day Wave VS Australians.. Dude Gets Head Stuck in TRain Station Gate Crazy Bus Accident… Woman Who Worked as a Nanny – Walking Around Moscow with the Head of the Child She Decapitated Crocodile VS a Guy’s Leg….Terrifying… The post Government Official Caught in Bed with Another Woman and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
What follows is a list of the most popular male celebrities in 2015, at least according to number of Yahoo searches. But while this is a rundown of men, you'll note that it comes back to a certain set of women. Indeed, three of the 10 men included here have a relation to Kim Kardashian and her sisters… including the unexpected star who sits at the very top. Ready to got these fellas down? Let's do this… 10. Ben Affleck Allegedly cheat on your wife of 10 years with your nanny and star in trailers for the most anticipated movie of 2016 and people are gonna search for you. It’s a fact. 9. Josh Duggar Another fact: people will search for you often when you admit to molesting your sisters and are then caught having cheated on your wife. 8. Peyton Manning Poor Peyton Manning. Due to injuries, his legendary career is coming to an end in disappointing fashion. 7. Kanye West There’s no keeping this a secret, Kanye West. People everywhere are crazy curious about your life with Kim Kardashian. 6. Robin Williams We pray that Williams have found the peace in death that he could not find in life. 5. Tim Tebow Has a terrible professional quarterback ever elicited the sort of interest elicited by Tim Tebow?!? It’s incredible. View Slideshow
Get ready to believe in true love again: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are back together ! That is, if you believe the latest report from Star magazine. Which you probably shouldn’t. After four months of separation, Ben and Jen began attending therapy sessions together, and Star says their weekly sit-downs did the trick, and the couple is now planning to give their marriage another go. “Now that they no longer live together, Ben has finally been able to vent his true feelings and frustrations,” a source tells the tabloid. “He’s not scared to say what he really thinks, and Jen is actually listening. “It made him feel like he was always walking on eggshells around her, and he started to resent her for not letting him do what he wanted. He told her that in therapy.” Apparently, a big turning point came when Ben apologized for his involvement with Christine Ouzounian , the couple’s nanny-turned-Ben’s-mistress. “He sat her down and apologized for everything he’s put her through over the years,” says the insider. “He acknowledged that she’s always had to deal with the fallout of his selfishness, and he promised to try harder to be a better man.” At the end of the day, of course, what really convinced Jen to give Ben another chance was the realization that she’ll probably never get another chance to be married to Batman . “Jen has realized she’s never going to find anyone as great as Ben,” reveals a family insider. “Sure, he has his issues, but she says he’s still the kindest, smartest man she’s ever met, and she made a big mistake in letting him go.” Well, it’s never a mistake to dump a guy who’s banging the nanny, but again – it’s important to remember that the dude is freakin’ Batman. View Slideshow: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Photos: A Romantic Rewind
Pure preciousness… North West Spotted At Ballet Class Kanye and Kim’s daughter North West was spotted looking absolutely precious today outside her weekly ballet class. The little cutie walked hand in hand with her Nanny while rocking a little Louis Vuitton blazer… and ordered the onslaught of paparazzi to stop taking her picture. “I said no pictures” – North
Where are her parents though??? North West Spotted In NYC Little Norweezy was spotted in New York this weekend looking stylish while being toted around the city. On Saturday Kanye and Kim’s daughter was seen being carried by her nanny… while rocking Ray-Bans and head to toe denim. Her mom later shared a photo of the adorable 2-year-old making a silly face. How precious is little Nori??? Hit the flip for more.
Well, Ben Affleck’s relationship is officially over. No, we’re not talking his divorce from Jennifer Garner . That’s old news in the world of Affleck dong. We’re talking about the fact that Ben is avoiding Christine Ouzounian these days, which seems to indicate that his nanny-banging days are behind him. So who does a handsome, Oscar-winning, fabulously wealthy, newly-single dude who’s about to appear on screen as freakin’ Batman have sex with next? Why anyone he wants of course! Ben’s next project is an adaptation of the Dennis Lehane novel Live By Night , in which he’s slated to co-star with the also newly-single Sienna Miller. OK! magazine is reporting that the film hasn’t even started shooting yet, but Ben already has a thing for Sienna. A source tells the tabloid that “Ben is thrilled to have his freedom,” before adding that he’s “really impressed” with Sienna, whom he considers “gorgeous.” If that’s not an invitation to Bat-bang, we don’t know what is. Interestingly, Sienna dated noted nanny-banger Jude Law for several years in the early 2000s (and again in the early 2010s). So take note, fellas: If you wanna get with Sienna Miller, just hire a nanny, have sex with her…then become a wealthy and incredibly famous actor. It’s that easy!
I wasn’t on the Good Morning America set, listening to Emily Ratajkowski discussing her career, her fame, and her upcoming shit movie, we hope is her last… But I assume she’s saying something like … “And then I pulled out my fake tits, that look like real tits, but that are fake tits, just good fakes, and the photographer said, I’m friends with Robin Thicke, he needs tits for a new video, so I pulled out my tits, and they filmed me, and I went viral, and it confused the industry into thinking I had talent, and I got a meeting with Ben Affleck who fucked me like I was the nanny, and now this, Good Monring America, I’ve made it”… But probably less words…because that’s giving her too much credit..it was proabbly more like.. “Hi, do you want me to pull out my tits, no no let me pull out my tits, that’s my move”…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE GMA PICS CLICK HERE She’s also in Grazia because the movie company has marketing budget… She’s also in Harper’s because the movie company has marketing budget…where she was photoshopped…hard… Proving acting is a solid scam… The post The Tits from Blurred Lines Discussing Her Fame of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We’ve already heard Emily Ratajkowski talk about her sex life . (No handcuffs!) We’ve seen her get naked and mount Ben Affleck in Gone Girl. (No, she didn’t play the nanny.) And, of course, her nude, bouncy presence in the “Blurred Lines” video even made Robin Thicke tolerable (for a little while). What we’re saying is, the girl is far from shy, and we thank her for that. She’s been making the Internet a more beautiful place for over two years now, and until today we honestly didn’t think she could win our hearts any more than she already has. Then she went and talked about watching Game of Thrones naked: “I chug water and take off my makeup,” Emily recently told Harper’s Bazaar when asked about her nightly routine. “I don’t sleep with clothes on, so I just get naked, get under the covers, put on Game of Thrones, and relax.” Yes, now you can watch Game of Thrones online with the knowledge that EmRat might be enjoying the same episode in the buff at that very moment. More importantly, showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss are now presented with an opportunity to present a glorious gift to all of mankind. They know that Emily Ratajkowski loves combining nudity and GoT. If they don’t immediately call her up and offer her a naked cameo, then we basically have no choice but to show up at their front doors and go full Jon Snow on them. It’s only fair.
Kate Gosselin and Jon Gosselin are battling for custody over daughter Hannah amid shocking new claims that she ditched out on her brood last week. For four days. Without leaving anyone her telephone number. As we reportedly last week, Jon wants custody of Hannah , one of their eight kids, following an allegedly violent altercation with Kate this month. Following a complaint about Kate Gosselin’s cruelty , Jon was granted emergency custody and triggered a high-stakes legal skirmish with his ex-wife. Her alleged spankings and other abusive behavior have left Hannah reeling, and Jon fuming, but she seems very far from stressed at the mo’. Kate “took off for four days last week” and “left the kids with the nanny,” a Gosselin insider said, and Jon will have plenty to say in court. In pulling this stunt, she broke the couple’s custody agreement. “Kate is supposed to give Jon first right of refusal to take care of the kids when she goes away,” the insider adds, and clearly, “she didn’t.” Jon wasn’t just upset for the sake of being upset, either. View Slideshow: Kate Gosselin: 32 Photos of a Terrible Mother The kids, understandably, were all worried and confused. Was she working? Sick? Hurt? Stranded somewhere without a phone? On some romantic sojourn with Jeff Prescott ? Who the heck knows! Says the insider: “The kids told Jon they didn’t know where she went, and had no way to reach her because she doesn’t give them her cell number.” Her rationale, allegedly? Kate doesn’t trust them with it. “Kate thinks if she gives it to them, someone else will get a hold of it,” the insider dubiously says. “She doesn’t want random people calling.” In any case, her former spouse is absolutely livid. Jon’s attorney Kristen Doleva-Lecher vowed that he will “fight for” the kids in court, and that his only “priority is what is best for” the children. Stay tuned, because this could get ugly. Fast. View Slideshow: 13 Couples Who Fell Apart on Reality Television
Victoria’s Secret is the fucking devil…the evil empire that makes shitty, cheesy, overpriced underwear in Asia…and sells them back to fat Americans who buy into the consumer product world…thanks to being retards… Bras,…that turn small tits into seemingly big tits…only to disappoint every mother fucker who brings what they think is a busty bitch home… A billion dollar empire…who spend their marketing budget building up the careers of models…only to pass them off to Leonardo… A company that has never paid me, even though I promote all their nonsense evil thanks to being a weak man sucked in by hot half naked girls… Here’s a video they produced…that I am posting because I can’t help it…they have a power over me and I hate them for it…but can’t resist it… The post Victoria’s Secret Umbrella Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
