Flat is where it’s at! The old saying is true: anything more than a handful can be a waste, so join Mr. Skin in a one-handed salute to our favorite sexy A-cup all-stars. Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman agree: tiny is tempting!
Bar Refaeli bores me….even when she’s in a bikini and doing handstands flaunting her boring model ass that is tainted by A-List cock because that’s how she made herself relevant, I mean that, and her big tits, and the fact that she was Jewish and the jewish people always succeed, especially when they are good looking, because they give the Jewish guys, who have been raised to think they need to marry Jewish girls a beacon of hope, that maybe, just maybe she’ll be the one…her or Natalie Portman… Either way, these pics bore me…she’s old, she’s back in the motherland, and really, bikinis aren’t enough excitement for a guy who has been posting this shit for a fucking decade. Step it up, stomp the yard, even though she’ll likely just marry a rich dude and spend his money shopping because he made the mistake of giving her a credit card to prevent her from complaining about everything from the new iPhone update, to their daughter’s boyfriend….to their friends
Yay for the little guy . Interns Win Lawsuit Against 20th Century Fox According to Raw Story Two interns who completed unpaid work on the Oscar-winning film Black Swan have won a landmark case against the studio behind the movie, 20th Century Fox. Alexander Footman and Eric Glatt had complained they were made to undertake menial work with little or no educational value that ought to have been carried out by paid employees. US law makes it clear that unpaid interns must gain educational benefit from their work experience and cannot be used to replace regular paid workers. Federal judge William Pauley ruled yesterday that Footman and Glatt were in fact “employees” of studio offshoot Fox Searchlight, which oversaw production of Black Swan, meaning they were entitled to legal protection under minimum wage and overtime laws. The judge also dismissed suggestions by Fox that the interns were working for Darren Aronofsky’s production company, rather than directly for the studio. Finally, Judge Pauley confirmed he would certify a class action that will explore internships throughout the corporate departments at Fox. “Considering the totality of the circumstances, Glatt and Footman were classified improperly as unpaid interns and are ‘employees’ covered by the FLSA and NYLL,” said the judge, according to the Hollywood Reporter. “They worked as paid employees work, providing an immediate advantage to their employer and performed low-level tasks not requiring specialised training. The benefits they may have received – such as the knowledge of how a production or accounting office functions or references for future jobs – are the results of simply having worked as any other employee works, not of internships designed to be uniquely educational to the interns and of little utility to the employer. “They received nothing approximating the education they would receive in an academic setting or vocational school. This is a far cry from [the supreme court’s decision in] Walling, where trainees impeded the regular business of the employer, worked only in their own interest and provided no advantage to the employer. Glatt and Footman do not fall within the narrow ‘trainee’ exception to the FLSA’s broad coverage.” However, another intern who worked on the Fox film 500 Days of Summer was stymied in her attempts to sue. Judge Pauley accepted the studio’s assertion that Kanene Gratts’ claims were time-barred. Fox said it would fight to overturn the ruling. “We are very disappointed with the court’s rulings,” the studio said in a statement. “We believe they are erroneous, and will seek to have them reversed by the second circuit as quickly as possible.” The studio had previously said it changed its guidelines in July 2010 to ensure that all interns are paid at least $8 an hour. Black Swan earned more than $300m (£191m) at the global box office and won the best actress Oscar for its star Natalie Portman in 2011. For anyone who has ever had a crappy unpaid internship, this is a victory.
As you may recall, I’m not a big Thor fan. It’s the costume. Still, I consider it my duty as a Marvel Comics fan to bring you this trailer from Thor: The Dark World , which hits U.S. theaters on Nov. 8. The action isn’t quite as exciting as the slam-bang stuff that happens in the Iron Man 3 trailers, but it sure does look like Thor’s Earth-bound lady love Jane Foster ( Natalie Portman ) ends up in a heap o’ danger when the superhero takes her on what looks like an impromptu journey to Asgard and, perhaps, doesn’t guard her ass enough. The scenes that begin at the 1:16 mark and use of the word “sacrifice” in the voiceover certainly hint that Foster’s life could be at stake. Take a look below: See Jane Menaced: By the way, did you see that Loki’s back and looking like the Edris Salon is doing his hair in that high-security prison where he’s cooling his heels? Fabulous. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Irina Shayk is a babe….who was in LA for the Oscars….and some other high profile events…because she’s come a long way from being a waitress in Russia…doing the whole topless thing…before finding the right agent to sell her off to a famous athlete….who brought her to America with Sports Illustrated….and thank god he did cuz otherwise she’d just be titties I never jerked off to…like so many titties walking the earth that I will never know…cuz there’s not enough time to find them…you know all the strippers, hookers, babes who don’t realize they are babes….it’s tragic…but we take what we can get….and that’s these pics of Irina Shayk that she put up of herself on Facebook…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Not all things that get you off need to be throat fucking porn…sometimes they can be romantic, elegant, lovely campaigns that are far less smutty and disgusting than what you are used to…but that star Natalie Portman, the Jewish dream girl…cuz it gives hope to Jewish guys everywhere that they will find a girl that looks like this….the Star Wars love interest all the fanboys pretend to marry….even though she’s married to some ballerina….who I am not all that much of a fan of, but figure she’s ok…better than most of these hollywood trollops and you know what…..it’s a nice change of pace…this campaign works for me and my perversions….
If you’ve got a thing for celebrities pumping their own gas, you’re in luck, because here’s Natalie Portman fulfilling your weird fetish. Unfortunately, the rest of us can’t see if Natalie’s still got her new fake boobs , but we are treated to a nice view of her MILF booty in those jeans. And sometimes you’ve got to just take what you can get. At least, that’s what I always tell the girls I try to pick up at the bar. Related Articles: Natalie Portman’s Perfect Little Booty Natalie Portman Busts Out Some Cleavage Scarlett Johansson & Natalie Portman: An Awesome Lesbian Fantasy Natalie Portman Nude Scene In Hotel Chevalier Photos: Fameflynet
Call it canyon yodeling, clam lapping, growling at the badger, or tongue bathing the tuna taco, we’ve got the the best in lap-licking with plenty of skin. Stars like Halle Berry , Kim Basinger , and Sharon Stone are all getting their muffins munched on the Top 10 Best Box Lunch Scenes. So go on, have a taste!
Natalie Portman is a super sexy actress that definitely has one of the tightest asses in Hollywood and here she is showing off her butt in a thong in this video clip from a movie Continue reading →
Christmas is fast approaching, and Netflix has a splendid selection of holiday nudes to start a fire in your yule log. Start off with Michelle Monaghan stripping out of her Santa lingerie in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005), then head over to Natalie Portman ’s nip slip under the X-mas tree in No Strings Attached (2011), and be merry as a bare bunned Shannon Elizabeth wrestles with a killer snowman in Jack Frost (1997). You can also jingle your balls to full frontal from Maria Popistasu in Tuesday, After Christmas (2010), and get a north pole thanks to Diane Kruger in Joyeux Noel (2005). See pics after the jump!