Today is Presidents’ Day … when our current reality show spectacle brings to mind the intrigue of the White House in the HBO hit House of Cards. Fitting, then, that this is also National Play More Cards Day!… read more
Former President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama are looking for people who can “take initiative, manage their time well and have the utmost commitment to public service.”
Keke Palmer fucking loves the press, she loves the paparazzi, she loves to wear outrageous see through outfits and every time she gets the chance to show off them tits, cuz they are just tits, desensitize that shit like she’s up in Africa in a Tribe and they are National Geographic…only the modern version of that…not because she’s black, but because the most fascinating thing in humanity right now is the narcissism, shamelessness, attention seeking, validating…they all want to get…and that they show their tits for..tits I like looking at- cuz they are tits…people are gonna call me racist for comparing her to National Geographic tribal people – and that’s just racist of you – cuz all I see is human…as we are all god’s people… The post Keke Palmer Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
“If you run a school,” suggests Days of the Year.com, “organize a day around National Bubble Gum Day, and use it to debunk some of the beliefs that surround bubble gum. For starters, it doesn’t stay in your system for seven years, and there’s no danger in swallowing it.”… read more
As you may or may not be aware, the world is effing bonkers these days. That observation applies to just about every single thing that’s going on at the moment, but for the moment, we’ll focus on how seemingly random fashion in which people become famous on the Internet. One day you’re sprinkling salt on a steak in an interesting way or being appointed to the National Security Council despite a total lack of qualifications, and the next day the Internet is meme-ing you within an inch of your life. The latest beneficiary (or victim, depending on your viewpoint) of this strange phenomenon is Danielle Bregoli, better known as the Cash Me Ousside Girl: Cash Me Ousside Girl on Dr. Phil In case you’re lucky enough to be unaware of this latest social media star, Danielle appeared on the Dr. Phil Show back in September. For some reason, the Internet decided last month that her appearance was too gloriously bizarre to not become the stuff of meme legend. In fairness, they were right about that. The accent, the threat to fight the entire audience, referring to a bunch of middle-aged mom-types as hoes, and of course – the catchphrase. In recent weeks, “cash me ousside” has been immortalized in countless memes, and Bregoli bragodoccio has been celebrated with the sort multi-layered irony that can only be found on social media. Do people love Bregoli? Hate her? Does it matter? Not in 2017! Hell, Bregoli even received the rare honor of being memed IRL, as the kids say: Howbow dah, indeed! Now, Dr. Phil and his producers are sending some seriously mixed messages by rewarding Bregoli’s behavior with another interview! Yes, the 13-year-old will make a triumphant return to the show that made her famous some time next week. The Dr. Phil Show shared the news this on Thursday, but the air date for Bregoli and Phil’s second round has yet to be announed. Will she offer up material for more classic memes? Probably not, as the joke is roughly 4 billion years old in Internet years, and it seems unlikely that Danielle will show Harambe-like longevity. But will she deliver through-the-roof ratings? Also, probably not, because if Snakes On a Plane taught us anything, it’s that Internet lulz usually don’t translate to commercial success in other media. But hey, at least Danielle will get to enjoy a rare 16th minute of fame. And to that we say, howbow dah?