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Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass Did Something

Posted on May 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian and her giant ass went out to dinner the other night in a nice little black dress. I know there’s nothing special about that but she’s also giving us a nice little peek at her soon to be fat girl boobs so I’m posting them. Besides, I like Kim Kardashian , probably because I’ve never heard her speak, and I would do unspeakable things to her after we’ve shared a bag of wine. Do they make bags of wine? They should, like giant sip sacks you poke a straw through. Anyhow, you know the drill, ass boobs rinse and repeat. Enjoy. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

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Chloe Bridges Shows Off Her Body of the Day

Posted on April 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Chloe Bridges. I’ve never heard of her but she’s some teen star of low level movies you’ve probably never heard of. She’s over 18 and I’m posting the shit because clearly she’s trying to slut things up in her tight dress, showing off her ass, and blowjob lips in efforts to get noticed, like some low level Angelina Jolie / Megan Fox wannabe who accidentally went to Octomom’s plastic surgeon before getting hit by a fuckin’ bus, but I’d still fuck her and really that’s all that matters to me, because at 18 or 19 years old, you can be a fucking overweight hermaphrodite with bad skin, bad teeth, bad hygiene and I’d see past that shit cuz youth is something only people forced to fuck 40 year olds can really appreciate…the pussy you wouldn’t fuck when you were their age seems like prized pussy the second your 20 years older than them…. Pics via Bauer

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Shannon Elizabeth A Forgotten Hottie

Posted on April 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Shannon Elizabeth (remember her?) at some club doing nothing. I have no clue what she does anymore, but she knows how to work a tight pair of jeans and that deserves some attention. Anyway, I think they should make another American Pie movie because Shannon needs to get naked again so we can focus on her two sweet talents.

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Hayden Panettiere Lingerie Picture

Posted on April 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s everyone’s favorite vertically challenged person Hayden Panettiere wearing some sexy lingerie for Lush Magazine . I’ve never heard of Lush , but this is the first time I can actually see myself getting with a little person. It’s either a breakthrough or a new fetish! Little people, send me nudes.

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Sarah Harding Will Do For Now

Posted on March 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| 1 Comment

It seems to be a slow day today at Hollywoodtuna so all I’ve got for now are a few shots of Girls Aloud hottie Sarah Harding at some British event I’ve never heard about. She’s no Cheryl Tweedy , but she’ll do in a pinch. Like when Cheryl doesn’t want to spend a few hours with me covered in honey sticking cut-out pictures of kitty cats on each others naked bodies. Actually, if I can find any woman to do that with me it would be great to finally scratch that crap off my bucket list.

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Emily Linstrom Nude in Flick’s Chicks of the Day

Posted on March 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| 1 Comment

Here is a scene from some movie I’ve never heard of called Flick’s Chicks…that’s probably not a real movie that will ever be seen but it does have tits in it….and here’s the “synopsis” if you like backstory to your tit videos…. A gay single mother invites five women to spend the weekend at a secluded beach house in a creative bid to find the perfect mate. Flick has had it with men, and now she’s eager to try her luck with a woman. But Flick isn’t used to the dating scene, and can’t quite settle on a method for finding the perfect mate. Unable to choose between five potential partners, Flick invites them all out for a weekend sleepover, during which time they’ll get to know her, and her 10 year old daughter Roxy. Trouble is, Flick didn’t inform the girls they’d all be staying at the beach house at the same time. Though tensions run high the first day, it doesn’t take long for everyone to settle in, and true love to blossom. Sounds pretty gay. The naked tits are some chick named Emily Linstrom who I’ve never heard of, kinda like she’s never heard of a gym…but maybe feminine natural beauty is the way of the future….but I doubt it…that’ shits for pinup girls who are expected to be fat…cuz skinny chicks are too busy being skinny…. On a side note, synopsis is a pretty stupid word…

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Some Bitch Named Jodie Gordon in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on February 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is some Australian named Jodi Gordon. I’ve never heard of her because I am not Australian trash, but I have always had a soft spot for Australian girls because in their ghetto criminal roots comes some laid back attitude, open to fuck and have a good time, while getting as drunk as possible

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Hayden Panettiere Ruins A See Through Moment

Posted on January 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think it was nice of Hayden Panettiere to at least try to wear a somewhat see through dress to the screening of some HBO movie I’ve never heard of, but it didn’t quite work out as I had hoped. She still looks hot enough to stuff in a backpack and take home with me, cause she’s so little and that’s what you do with little people…. Put them in backpacks to transport them otherwise it would take too long walking because of their little legs and feet

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The 50 Hottest Dead People of the 2000s

Posted on December 23, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Link: http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-12-22… Farrah finally gets her moment! (So do a bunch of old 50s stars you've never heard of, but who were undeniably hot.) Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

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Tiger’s Alleged Mistress — I’m No Escort!

Posted on December 11, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Tiger Woods Jamie Jungers, one of the many women claiming to have hooked up with Tiger Woods, tried to save her reputation by telling “Today” ..

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